WHEN DID U WANNA TELL ME BITCH

TF KSNSISBJXBSJEBYJBS

TELL YOU WHAT

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

about your trip to north carolina ????

i was screaming cause WTF U NEED TO TELL ME SO I CAN ACTUALLY PLAN ???

you know i don't like surprises

my what

i live in nc

wait what

oh

oh?

OH

you're not liv

that's true

my name is in fact not liv

omg i typed in the wrong area code

i'm so sorry lmfao

i just didn't think about it and typed in my own

it's alright, don't worry :))

sooo

who am i talking to?

my name's ashton, what about you ?

i'm karl, nice to meet you

pleasure's all mine

may i ask how old you are? don't really

wanna talk to a kid lol

omg a kid called me once telling

me to pick him up at the mall,

his mom forgot him there

and when i tried to explain to him that

he had the wrong number he

didn't believe me and cried so loud

which is really strange looking back

at it, i mean i was like 19 and

sounded nothing like a mom

oh wow

what happened next

did he like want him to come pick you up

or did his mom get there

and i'm 23, what about you?

karl s pov

"can he even hear us?" george's voice broke through my thoughts.

"i hope so, don't wanna find out he's just died in front of our eyes", sapnap answered him.

"yeah or maybe he just went to go to the bathroom to take a good shit and forgot to tell us or mute himself", quackity joined their conversation.

"no but seriously what are you doing karl? are you alright? you've been afk for like 5 minutes now"

that was dream's voice, finally getting me to look up from my phone only to realize all of the boys' minecraft characters were looking and punching my way, i totally forgot we were streaming right now.

"yeah i'm here and pretty fine actually", i tried to laugh it off. "i was just getting distracted, i'm sorry, i'm back now" i say as i mute my notification sound and put my phone away, even though i really wanted to know what had happened after.

everybody started laughing and making assumptions about what or who could have been the reason for my distraction, i just ignored them all, not wanting the viewers to know.

I dodged their questions and we got back to playing just like we did before that random number had texted me.

-

i'm 23 as well ! nice to know you're

not an old creep either

anyways, back to the story

okay so that kid starts screaming

and crying so hard on the phone,

i didn't know what the hell to

do so i kind of just hung up

god that sounds awful

but like i didn't have time and

the whole situation was so

overwhelming, i figured he might call

his actual mom once i'd hang up

he also told me he was 8 so he could've

gone inside asking an employee for help

hey, sorry that i'm only answering now

damn i hope that kid was fine

i don't judge you for just hanging up tbh

would've probably done the same

idk he seems dumb and annoying

omg it's been two hours

i thought you were doxxing me thinking i

was an evil psychopath for leaving that kid

are you?

might be, give me your address and find out

karl's pov

i let out a slight giggle, thinking about actually telling her my address, just to see what would happen. i decide against it though.

would be funny but definitely way too dangerous and random.

"what are you giggling about? tell us finally!", george said, pulling me into reality once again.

"yeah, we wanna know!" sapnap pouted.

"fine, fine! so i met this girl-" they started going crazy and asking tons of questions already.

"guys, calm down and let me breathe!" i laugh.

"so she texted me by accident, wanted to reach her friend. she's the same age as me and lives in north carolina as well."

"wait that sounds so cool!", dream sounded excited. "yeah i know! i also really like the vibes she gives off while texting, she seems really cool!" i stated, just spilling my thoughts.

"what's her name?" "it's ashton."

"that's a cool name, i like the short version more though.", george throws in.

"yeah i'll ask her if i can say ash"

"will you tell her who you are?"

"i don't know yet, depends what'll happen. might try to figure out if she's familiar with the twitch scene to sense if she might be a viewer or anything, that could be getting weird."

"yeah, you should do that. best hopes on that big boy"

"thanks big q!"

"you should stay in touch and get to know each other, might be fate", sap grins and i can practically see his eyebrows raise. "you know, like you could be soulmates."

"we met 2 hours ago guys!" i laughed. "relax your pretty little asses"

"i have a big ass actually, you could call it dumptruck." quackity finally ends the conversation starting a better one, we all had to laugh.

"hey george, how big is yours? asking for dream"

sapnap said wheezing.

"what?! sapnap!", dream pouts. "you're such an idiot."

"what? it's a fair question! it's not like you don't wanna know, right?"

"oh shut up", we all had to laugh.

"my ass is kind of big too actually.", george stated grinning, which made all of us laughing even harder.

"hey karl, you'll introduce us to her once y'all date right?", george wanted to end the laughter all of a sudden, going back to the topic i thought we got over.

"shut up, i'm just trynna make a new friend!"

"yeah a girl-friend.", george continued.

"no but they literally haven't even talked to each other george-", quackity throws in. "oh right.. do that before u stay in touch, what if she's like an axe murderer or something??"

"george please just stop talking." i grin as i open twitter to scroll around a little.