*warning: mild grossness*

I'm WTF. FML. JUST NO.

Why me??? I was just casually browsing thru social media at 2am and a bug fleW INTO MY EyE! What the actual fuck. Do u even understand how much that hurt. And to make matters worse, it took me ages to get it out. I saw it at first so I tried to get it out but it moved to the outer corner of my eye and went far enough so that I couldn't see it and got stuck. It was painful af. And so I just had to blink violently until it moved back to were I could see it. I eventually got it out but I'm still in pain.

(fuck, my phone just fell on my face)

K now let's compare my good eye and my throbbing eye

Good eye

Injured eye

The bug

Also idk if it shows in the pics but my eyes are green atm. That's not my actual eye colour tho (unfortunately) I have hazel eyes but they're actually just brown and they turn green when I'm sick or my eyes are irritated or I haven't slept in two days. So p much my eyes are the colour of shit, unless I feel like shit, in which case they are green. I wish they were always green.

In other news, this is the 170th part so there's only 30 sports left.

Goodnight :)