《My boring life》My life :(
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What my life has come to:
-wake up at 12
-stay in bead till I'm so hungry I'm gonna die or until I'm about to pee myself
-do my morning stuff
-eat entire fridge for brunch
-listen to the front bottoms
-get to that one song that makes me emotional
-cry about it
-stare at pictures of sellachich and Brian Sella smiling
-melt into fangirl puddle
-eventually go back into a solid state
-watch dan and Phil in a dark basement till the sun comes up
-go to sleep
-repeat until I'm living in a downward spiral I can't get out of
...
Yeah that's my life rn
It's a bit concerning. But what's even more concerning is that I actually like it. At the end if the day I'm actually happy with my life which is worrying cuz if I'm just content with having no life then I will never accomplish ANYTHING EVER. But oh well, whatever, I'll just sit in this basement and avoid human interaction in my blanket burrito until it's too late and I'm forty and I can't save myself.
Bye :D
*dies*
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