K so I'm having a danathon in my basement (as you do on a hot summer day) and the phone keeps ringing! And I'm home alone so I can't just ignore it. And it rang for the millionth time and I got irritated and I answered the phone and say hi and some girl goes "Um, who is this?"

So already I was like what do u mean who is this u called me. But anyway...

So I say "it's Pipina" and they said can I talk to Olivia. And no one by the of Olivia lives there so, as politely as I could, I said "there's no Olivia here"

Normally this is the part where u say "sorry, wrong number". But no, this person said (in a very bitchy manner) "but I called the number under O l i v i a" and I was kinda shocked at this remark like ok but there is no Olivia here. And, being the bitch that I am, I laugh/snorted and said the first thing that came to mind which was "that's nice but this is the wrong number" in a slightly condescending tone. And then she hung up and I contemplated how bitchy I can be sometimes.

Sorry that was a boring start to this book, but that's what the title promised so yeah there u go.

I'm gonna continue watching YouTube till 5am, bye!