《Edible One-Shots》Tasting You
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Spread your legs for me to see,
That piece of heaven hidden in between.
It glistens like a gem,
Waiting for me to take a swim.
I want to taste it,
Gobble it up,
And then go in for a fuck.
I'll go in with my fingers first,
And then you'll beg for a little tongue work.
I'll take my time,
You'll beg and you'll whine.
I'll put in something bigger,
Something a little thicker.
The pace speeds faster than a gentle hum,
And eventually I'll make you cum.
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