Narrator's POV

"Knock knock. Knooooooock knooooo-ooock." Came a voice at the door. There were continuous knocks on the door. And the bell kept ringing and ringing. "Ding dong." Came the voice as the doorbell rang. "Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong!"

"Urgh..." Tony groaned. He already knew who was at the door. He was leaning on the counter with a mug in his hand. He rolled his eyes. "Friday activate home defense system on the front door." He said looking at the video the front camera was displaying.

Threat detected. Waiting for orders to fire

"Friday do not fire. Deactivate defense." Stephen said.

Home defenses deactivated

"Oh Mr. Father-in-law Stark." Wade's voice said at the front door. He ran the doorbell and knocked again.

Stephen went over to the door and opened it.

"Oh, well hi there Dr. Strange." Wade was standing at the door with a teddy bear holding a heart and some flowers.

"Hello Wade." Stephen greeted.

"May I come in?" Asked Wade.

"Please. Come in." Stephen stepped aside and allowed Wade inside.

"Oh god. You let him in here?" Tony said, stepping into the room.

"Good to see you too." Wade smiled.

"Never mind him Wade. Come sit. Would you like a drink?" Came Stephen.

"Uh, yes please. Thank you." Wade said, following Stephen, walking past Tony. "How's Peter?"

"He's still quite sick." Stephen said, pouring Wade a glass of water. Tony walked past Wade and stood next to Stephen.

"Hm. Is it okay if I go see him?" Wade asked.

"Of course. Just be careful, don't be too loud. He says his hearing is a bit sensitive at the time." Stephen warned.

"Don't get any funny ideas either." Tony said, eyeing him.

"I promise." Wade said, heading up to Peter's room with the teddy bear and the flowers.

Tony and Stephen watched him disappear upstairs.

"Still don't like him." Tony said.

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"Oh Peeeeteeey!" Wade bursted into Peter's room.

Peter jumped a little and turned to his door. "W-Wade?" He sat up, using his elbows.

"Hello my precious boy." Wade said, going over to Peter's bedside and kneeling.

"Oh Wade." Peter gave a weak smile and wrapped his arms around his boyfriend.

"Oh." Wade smiled and wrapped his arms around Peter, kissing his cheek.

They pulled away.

"How was France?" Asked Peter.

"Canada." Wade corrected him. "Man, you really are sick. Aren't you?" Wade placed a hand on Peter's forehead. "It was fine. Met a few people here and there. Too bad I had to kill them." Wade laughed.

"H-huh?" Peter jumped back a little.

"Oh don't worry. I left two in the hospital."

"What is it that you do again?" Peter asked.

"Don't you worry about it." Wade kissed Peter's forehead. "Look, I brought you these." He gave Peter the flowers. "And this."

"Aww, thank y-" Peter looked at the teddy bear and read the message that was displayed on the heart it was holding.

"Shit Bitch. You is fine."

"Uuuuh...thanks.... I guess." Peter said.

Wade smiled at him. "I'm glad you like it."

Peter looked at him, smiling. Wade noticed a bulge in the middle of Peter's legs under the blanket. "Excited to see me?" Wade smirked. He lifted the blanket. Levi laid under, with a small ripple.

"Hm?" Asked Peter. Levi slapped Wade across the face. "Levi." Peter said. "Sorry about that. I don't know what came over hi-"

"I'm gonna swallow you whole!" Wade jumped on top of Peter, pinning him down on the bed, and covered him in kisses.

Peter laughed. "W-Wade!"

"You are the cutest thing ever." Wade said, staring at Peter, their eyes staring into each other.

Peter blushed and smiled. "Wade stop." He shoved Wade's face with his hand.

"Oh give me a kiss." Wade puckered his lips.

Peter laughed. "Wade no. I'm sick."

"Oh come on. Come on." Wade came closer to Peter's face.

"No. Wade." Peter said.

"Please. Pretty please? Come on Petey." Wade laughed, leaning in.

"Levi help." Peter called. Levi quickly formed a barrier between the two teenagers.

"Aww, baby." Wade said.

Peter sneezed. "See? All those germs could've transferred to you and gotten you sick."

"You talk too much." Wade smiled and kissed Peter with Levi between them.

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"Rape!" Tony pointed at the video of the two teenagers in Peter's bedroom.

"Are you spying on them again?" Asked Stephen, trying to clean the tea he had dripping down his chin from spitting it out.

"Peter told Wade not to kiss him, and he just did! Rape! I'm going over there!" Tony began to head to Peter's room.

"No, you're not." Stephen gripped Tony's arm and pulled him back. "You're going to take down those cameras in Peter's room and stop spying on our son."

"Then his room would be the only one that would be unsupervised." Tony said.

"Wait, you've got cameras in our room?" Asked Stephen.

"In every room." Tony pointed out. "And may I just say, you are truly a work of art." Tony took Stephen's hand and kissed it. He continued giving kisses up his arm and to his cheek.

Stephen blushed. "W-What are you talking about?"

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"And that's Han Solo." Peter said, pointing at the famous actor on the screen of his tv.

"Ah." Wade said with Peter in his arms. They were snuggled together watching one of the many StarWars films. "You're such a dork." Wade smiled at his boyfriend and kissed his forehead.

Peter laughed, then his head perked up a little. "Wade, I haven't taken any medicine."

"Don't worry about it. I'll get for you. Where is it?" Asked Wade.

"It's in the cabinet above the microwave in the kitchen." Peter said. "I'll pause it so you won't miss a thing." Peter said, grabbing the remote.

"I'll be back darling." Wade said, walking out of the room. He walked downstairs, and into the kitchen. "Hey, I'm here to get Peter some-"

A medicine bottle was thrown at Wade, hitting him on the chest.

"Leave." Came Tony's voice.

"Tony." Stephen went over to Wade and picked up the bottle. "Here." He handed it to Wade. "Make sure he takes 30 milligrams." Stephen said.

"Will do." Wade said. He looked over at Tony. "Mr. Father-in-law, I want to let you know that you're son is just so wonderful."

"Of course he is. I raised him." Tony said.

"And I can't wait to wreck him." Wade snickered. "Good day!" He ran upstairs.

"That's it! I'm gonna kill that son of a bi-" Tony tried following Wade, but Stephen held him back.

"He's not serious Tony." Stephen said.

"Let me at him! I will whoop his ass!" Tony tried getting out of Stephen's arms.

"I'm surprised this much anger can fit in someone your size." Stephen laughed.

"I'm gonna- did you just make another height joke?" Asked Tony. Stephen smiled at him. "First I'm gonna kill him, then I'm gonna kill you." Tony got out of Stephen's grasp and turned his back to him, leaning over the sink.

"Oh, calm down." Stephen came up behind him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Loosen up a little." He began to massage Tony's shoulders.

"Damn you wizard. You know all my weaknesses." Tony turned around and kissed him.

"I love you too." Stephen smiled.