《Berleezy imagine》Thats why yo ass built like a pack of newports
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You wake up to the yelling of joe and berleezy since they were filming,there doing a random horror games with joe
2 hours later...
You wake up to the slamming of a chair you walk inside his room and see joe on the floor and berleezy laughing"what the hell happened" you said joe gets up and berleezy starts laughing and roasting joe at the same time"that's why yo ass built like a pack of Newport's" you start chuckling joe starts laughing hard to the point a tear run down his eyes, joe roast him back"you can't be talking about me when yo ass was wearing that party city ass wig" you started laughing to the point you fell down to the floor"baby I know you don't find his joke funnier than mines" you get up still laughing"yes I do" joe starts laughing and walks up to you giving you a hand shake you guys used to do when you guys were little
You knew joe since pre-k and you introduced joe to berleezy,berleezy gets upset in a funny way and picks you up and puts you in front of the camera"wow it be your own wife y'all" you see the twitch stream chat blow up
"Wife!"
"Did he just say wife?"
"He really gone now ladies"
He reads them"she not my wife yet y'all she my baby though so I call her my wife" you smile and kiss him and leave the room smiling the whole day thinking about what berleezy said about you.
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