I walked in my job and let out a loud yawn. "GO HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE JIMIN!". A man screams. "SUCK MY DICK KAREN!". I scream back and giggled. I'm closed to everyone in my workplace, so don't judge. It's a side effect of being cute. "JIMIN!!!". I dropped my head and groaned.

"I was too slow". I said and was tackled to the ground by my friends.

(SHINee's Taemin)

(Twice's Chaeyoung)

(Blackpink's Jennie)

(Ateez's Seonghwa... To my fellow Atiny's... GET THIS MAN! HE'S TRYING TO RUIN MY LIST! 😭)

"Get y'all fat asses off me!". I yelled. "Must be talking about Seonghwa". Chaeyoung said. "You fucking baby bitch". Seonghwa hissed. "Off!". I shouted. "Y'all killing me with your four dollar perfumes". I sassed and Taemin gasped. "My shit is costumed made, you whore!". Taemin yells. "That's why it stinks". Jennie rolled her eyes and I laughed.

"Y'all bitches make me sick". Taemin huffs and we laughed at him. "Can we go back to Jimin?". Chaeyoung said. "Please do". I looked at my nails. "He hasn't been here in two weeks and he still has a job". Seonghwa said. "I heard he slept with the President". Jennie whispers.

"Really? I heard he had a illegitimate child with the President's father and had to hide the child from the press". Taemin taps his chin. "I think I read about that on the news somewhere". Seonghwa pulls out his phone. "Wasn't he arrested for hitting the President's wife?". Chaeyoung asked. "Nah, he hit the daughter". Jennie corrects.

"How y'all going pop shit in front of me!?!". I yelled. "We ain't talking behind your back". Jennie scoffs. "You all can eat my toes". I pouted and they laughed. "Are you all coming to Jin's party?". I ask them. "Damn right!". Taemin claps. "I wanna get laid SO badly!". Seonghwa groans. "Same". Jennie sighs. "I don't care what the gender is... I just want sex".

"Y'all some thirsty hoes". Chaeyoung rolled her eyes. "We aren't not in a relationship like you Chae". I rolled my eyes. "It ain't my fault y'all ugly". Chaeyoung rolled her eyes. "This bitch". Taemin starts taking off his earrings. "I'm fucking beautiful!". Taemin yelled. "Fight me!". Chaeyoung puts her hands up.

"I'm out". I put my hands up and backed away from them. "HEY!".

"Mmm". Seonghwa moaned. "Get y'all asses back to work!". Our President, Kim Hongjoon shouted. "Sure boss!". My friends and I bowed minus Seonghwa says. "What's your problem Seonghwa?". Hongjoon hissed. "Everything". Seonghwa pants. "Going to work now!". I smiled at the boss and dragged Seonghwa away.

"I want him". Seonghwa moaned. "I'm choking on vomit". I shivered. "Don't worry Jimin!". Seonghwa slaps my back. "I see good dick in your future". Seonghwa winks at me and goes to his desk. I tilt my head at him and smile.

"That's what I'm looking for my friend".