Scene 1. Emeritus

Lilly enters one of the college’s larger lecture halls two hours before the lecture. Let’s see if they need help ‘setting up’. She sees a few sheep-girls setting up chairs.

Damn! Those sheep-girls again! Wow, these sheep-girls all look so nice, likely they are dressing up for the ‘guest star’.

Lilly enters the hall and smiles broadly, fore-hooves on her hips, trying to look friendly, as friendly as she can around sheep,

“Hi everyone!” “I’m Lilly!” “Do you need any help?”

The sheep look up, “We could use some help moving and setting up the tables at the entryway.”

Ha ha, That’s a task for me. I guess I do look like a wrestler.

Lilly is shown a closet containing several large heavy iron folding tables, stacked up on the short edge against the far wall.

“How many do you want set up?” “And where do you them?” A sheep-girl points to the lecture hall’s main doorway.

Of course it is clear across the hall and up the stairs.

Lilly flexes her pronounced fore-leg and shoulder muscles. But goat strong! Like tractor!

Lilly lifts one of the iron tables over her head and the sheep stare at her, surprised at Lilly’s strength, “Don’t you want some help with those?” “Naaaa!” Lilly bleats. Lilly strides across the hall and up the stairs while holding the heavy iron table over her head.

Then an old lion-man with a magnificent black mane enters the hall. It is the ‘guest of honor’, speaker for the lecture this evening.

He is here early, presumably to set up and test the audio and visuals for his presentation.

The sheep-girls quickly drop whatever they are doing and run up to crowd around him, smiling, batting their long eyelashes at him and bleating.

Lilly smiles while unfolding one of the heavy iron tables at the door. She turns away from him and bends down low while unfolding the table, reveling her ‘assets’, along with her wagging tail. Lilly’s actions do catch the eye of the ‘guest’, he is now staring directly at Lilly’s large rump.

Ha ha, you amateurs don’t have a chance against me. Watch and learn.

Lilly watches the honored guest as he turns to her. He walks over next to her while she is still unfolding the iron tables,

Well, Hello there. This is unexpected.

The lion raises his huge paw, “Excuse me miss, 'but' are you Lilly White?" "Are you the inventor of the 'telephone amplifier'?” The guest states this as a fact in his booming, stentorian, voice.

Lilly stands and smiles, and thinks, Wow, you have a nice voice too.

He is now close enough for her to smell. Lilly continues to smile, “Yes, I am that 'Butt'," Oops! "Yes, I mean, I am that ‘Lilly’.” Lilly nervously squeaks, off her guard from getting a whiff of the old lion's scent. Lilly is trying very hard to not wiggle her tail, or her body. Instead Lilly is turning luminous pink, blowing up like a balloon ready to burst.

The lion straightens up with chest out, striking the pose, “I am very happy to meet you Lilly!" "I know about some of your inventions but I did not expect the good fortune of actually meeting you here tonight." "Forgive me, please,” “My name is Leo (of course!) Barnard." "I would very much like to hear more about your inventions and your work here at the college." "However, I need your help tonight." "I am afraid that I am not very good with technical things, so would you mind helping me set up the sound and projection systems for my presentation this evening?”

Lilly cannot smile any wider and her tail has been set free to wiggle like a feather duster,

Lilly projects, I thought you would never ask.

"Choke" “Yes!” “Of course!" "I can help you!”

Lilly notices that all of the cute sheep-girls are looking daggers at her.

Sorry, my little lambs. Oh, I had better watch out for them in the parking lot when I leave this evening.

Lilly walks up to the stage and to the podium next to ‘Leo’. Lilly then gets another whiff of the old lion’s scent. She then closes her eyes and holds tightly to the podium and sniffs him again, this time longer, thinking evil thoughts,

Aaaaaahhhh. Let’s go play now, Leo. --- Lilly, relax, you are on the stage.

Lilly shakes and opens her eyes, struggling to regain her composure, and faces Leo, “What kinds of media are you presenting?” “Do you need a slide projector, an overhead opaque projector, a record player?" "With your powerful voice, do you even need a ‘voice amplifier’?”

Leo sets his large lecture brief case on the table next to the lectern, “I would like to use a voice amplifier as my voice tends to give out at my age.” “I also have a set of slides.” Lilly walks behind the curtains and drags out a voice-amplifier input device stand with its cord and the cabled remote control for the slide projector. “Are the slides in ‘forward’ order?”

“Yes.”

Lilly walks back behind the curtain to and bends down to load the slides into the lecture hall slide projector. Her large rear sticks out from behind the curtain. Lilly notes that Leo is still staring at her,

What is it with these old guys and fat ladies? I ain’t complainin’.

Lilly fusses with the controls and audio equipment and glances up at Leo, who is still watching her intently. Lilly stands and walks back, up close to the old lion with nostrils dilated wide, “Sniff.” “Sniff.” “Mmmmmmm.”

She starts to tremble a bit. Calm down Lilly! Calm down!

“Doctor, do you still do consulting work?” “I could use your advice on my thesis.” “My advisor tells me that my thesis needs more content about the impact of my astronomical discoveries on the philosophical aspects of our understanding of the universe.” “Of course at your hourly rate.”

Leo stands up straight and smiles, “Lilly I would be happy to look over 'your work'.” “Let me review everything you have so far, then I can tell you if I can help.” He passes Lilly a card in his great paw, “This card still has my old college address on it but the second telephone number is direct to me.”

Wow, what a grip. You’ve got it, big boy. He even gave me his card, this is a dream.

“Meet up with me after the presentation, and we will set up a meeting to review your ‘material’. Maybe meet at my house, if that is acceptable to you.”

Leo, you are carefully ‘reviewing’ my ‘best material’ right now. Could this be any easier?

Hmm, maybe he is just bringing a fat ‘take-out’ dinner home to his ‘pride’?

But Lilly is determined to go through with it, Well, those kinds of risks have never stopped me before.

“I’ll see you then!” Lilly smiles broadly and wiggling goodbye with her fore-toes. Her wiggling tail is giving her feelings away. She walks off the stage to reserve a good seat in the front row.

Damn. I have to sit crowded in with all those silly sheep. Oh look, they saved me a seat in the middle, how nice.

Lilly looks down at the lecture hall seat, someone has poured a drink on it.

Scene 2. Leo

Lilly is breast feeding the kids, with real help from her twin daughters. The little boys just disappear into all of the family’s white fluff. Roc is watching the event, as proud as he can be. Lilly decides this is a good time to tell him about her proposed ‘extra credit’ program,

“Roc, I’ve resumed college again and I am resuming work on my astronomy research thesis.” “Since I don’t have The Professor to help me, I have asked another professor to help.” “Is it okay if I meet with him to review it this Tuesday night?” “There is a lot to cover so it’ll probably go late.” “Will you go ahead and eat dinner without me?”

Roc reflects and smiles, looking calmly at Lilly, “I, your parents, and all of your friends, want to see you finish college.” “If you think that you need help to do it, then of course, get all the help you need!” “It is very good that you found someone as suitable as The Professor, and so quickly.”

Lilly is overcome with guilt at Roc’s unconditional offer to help, “Well, I can’t say that his help will make me a success quite yet.” “He hasn’t agreed to help me yet, beyond this first review." "I’ll know more after our first meeting.”

Roc is curious, “Who is he and what does he teach?”

“He is a lion named doctor Leo Barnard." "He is the retired head of the college’s Philosophy department.”

Roc is surprised, “Philosophy!” “I thought your thesis was in science, astronomy.”

“My advisor asked me to add a commentary to the thesis on the impact my discoveries may have on our society.”

Roc nods, “Okay, if you say...” “Are you in love with him?”

Lilly’s eyes open wide and her ears stand straight up. She pauses, then attempts to answer Roc's fair question as honestly as she can,

“Not yet…”

…..

Tuesday night comes and Lilly is squeezing herself into one of her pre-pregnancy, short, cute, summer outfits, one of the ones The Professor seemed fond of.

Egad, I am too big. I hope these ‘milking breasts’ don’t pop out of these clothes. I had better not get too excited around Leo. I can’t walk very well in these tight clothes either, I had better call a cab.

…..

Lilly arrives at Leo’s home located in a very nice upscale neighborhood of the city. Uh oh, I am out of my class again. Lilly confidently raises her head, walks to the door and knocks,

I must look confident and do this.

The front door opens revealing a slim, attractive middle aged lioness, a ‘lion-woman’, dressed as a domestic and at least thirty years younger than Leo, “Yes?”

“Hi, I’m Lilly,” “I have a meeting scheduled with Doctor Barnard.”

“Yes my dear, won’t you come in?" "He is expecting you.” “Let me guide you to the study.” The lioness escorts Lilly into the entry parlor and then beyond a door in the back of the parlor. They enter a large office room, with bookcases floor to vaulted-ceiling, on every wall. The lioness then excuses herself bowing, “Enjoy your meeting.” She closes the door behind her. Leo is siting at his desk, dressed in a fashionable smoking jacket, he stands upon Lilly’s entry, “Good evening Lilly!” He cannot avoid staring at Lilly while she is removing her coat, “I have been looking forward to meeting with you!”

I bet you have, you old pervert.

Lilly sets her briefcase on an end table and opens it, removing a sheaf of papers, “My thesis is in astronomy, examinations of planetary systems outside of our own.” “Several of my observations indicate that nearby stars might harbor planets with life like our own planet, maybe even with intelligent life.”

Lilly holds out the sheaf and leans forward, in Leo’s direction, to give him an additional look at ‘her work’. Ouch! And these puppies really do need to be milked.

Leo shudders and looks away, walking up to Lilly taking her papers without looking directly at her, Am I about to kill another one?

Leo walks back to his desk and sits down, he removes a large magnifying glass from a drawer, “Lilly would you like something to drink? I am going to request some coffee and scones,”

“Yes, that sounds good, I’ll take some too, with sugar and lots of cream!” Lilly gives her belly a slap, "Pop."

Leo smiles and the ice is broken, “I like cream too, but it gives me heartburn.” Leo presses a button on the desk and the lioness returns with a coffee tray and then a tray of scones.

Uh oh, those scones look really good, don’t be a pig, Lilly.

Lilly struggles to hide the glutton she really is by slightly nibbling on a scone, Only one scone. Only one scone.

Leo looks down and immerses himself into carefully reading Lilly’s thesis draft with the magnifying glass and to avoid staring at Lilly’s body. Lilly looks down at her chest, That breast button is not going to hold much longer, and I didn’t bring any pins. I had better get out of here before I pop.

Lilly stands and walks over to the front of the professor’s desk, facing him, and leans down, “I should probably let you study my thesis and then we will meet again later.” Just then, as Lilly inhales, Lilly’s blouse button fails and shoots Leo squarely in the center of his broad forehead. He shouts, startled, not only being shot but also at the sight of Lilly, with her large breasts completely exposed, twenty centimeters from his face! “Rraaa!” “Rraaa!” His face starts to lose color.

Lilly runs out of the study room and shouts as she goes, “Madam please check go check on the doctor, and call me a cab!” And Lilly is out the front door and down to the street. Lilly is trying to hold herself in to her coat. She has tears streaming down her face, Could that have possibly gone any worse?

Lilly stares out at the street and waits for a cab, completely downcast. Then she hears rustling. Something is approaching her from behind. It is the lioness, smiling as she gestures toward the house, “My dear, please come back inside.” “I think we have something you can wear for now.” Lilly looks at the skinny lioness. “Oh, no, not from me, but we might have some things for you.” Lilly walks back inside.

Why not? What have I got to lose now?

Scene 3. Widower

As they walk through the large manner house, the lioness introduces herself as ‘Leona’ (of course!), Leo’s daughter. Leona moved in with her father when her mother passed away a few years ago and the former caretaker resigned. Leona has acted as his housekeeper and caretaker since then.

“Leona, don’t you have a family?”

“My children have all finished college." "When they left home, so did my husband.” “I didn’t mind taking over as his caretaker as I love my father, I think he is one of the greatest of our kind that has ever lived.” “And I so much want him to be happy.” “I watched him with you this evening, he likes you.” “I think you can make him happy, right here and now, at the sunset of his remarkable life.”

Lilly tears up, not again! And I am being set up as his consort, by his daughter, of all things!

They are in a large bedroom that smells musty and is apparently not being used. Leona opens a large closet door to a walk-in closet, the size of a regular home bedroom. All kinds of clothes line the walls, more are out on racks in the center. Many are costumes for stage plays or stage dancers, all are a larger size. Leona smiles at Lilly, “Try this on.” It is a very nice pants suit, cut for a larger lady. Lilly looks it over, “Wow, it’s nice! But not to much fits me without extensive alteration.” However, this suit fits Lilly acceptably well.

“These are your mother’s clothes?”

“No, these clothes were left here by a caretaker my father hired to help with him with mother when she first got sick.” “The caretaker moved out when mother died and left all of this.” “She said she would be back for them someday, but I doubt it, now that it has been a few years.” “You can have anything you want here.” “I would love an excuse to clean out this bedroom, but my father doesn't want it touched." "He imagines that the former caretaker will move back in with him someday.”

“What was the former caretaker like?”

“She was a very sweet, young, sheep-woman,” “She was in theater and danced professionally.” “I didn’t think she was very attractive, but she didn’t seem to have any difficulty getting acting parts, in spite of her size.” “She loved my father and he loved her, so she quit the theater and moved in with him, full-time.”

“Lilly, why don’t you spend the night, it is late and you are welcome to stay, you can see that we have plenty of room.”

Lilly hefts her heavy breasts, “No, not tonight,” “I have to get home and feed the kids," Before I burst.

“Thanks to you I now have something decent wear home.” “Thank you.”

“Please don’t call a cab, let me take you home.” “Then call me when you want to come back, and I’ll pick you up.” “I really don’t mind, and I know it will make father happy.”

But will this arrangement make Roc happy?

Roc never complained about The Professor and I,

And I was obviously ‘teacher’s pet’.

That naughty ‘button’ caused all of this. I am sure that button smelled Leo too.

Scene 4. Kiss

Lilly sheepishly returns to the study to say goodnight to Leo. He has about a third of the pages turned down on his desk,

“Wow you can read that technical stuff? That fast?”

Leo rocks back in his chair, “I don’t pretend to understand half of it, but I was a physics professor before I turned to philosophy." "I still need you to translate much of it for me.” Leo stands, still staring, “You look nice in Shelia's suit.”

Lilly tries to relax, “That’s the former caretaker’s name, right?”

Leo stares at Lilly’s body again, “Yes and you look a lot like her, except that you’re a goat!” “Ha ha.”

Lilly is still looking sheepish, “Yeah, your daughter said she was about my ‘size’.”

Leo smiles broadly and opens his fore legs wide, “And that makes me want to hug you.”

Lilly hesitates then she opens her fore-legs wide too, “Hug away!”

Leo walks over to Lilly, chests touching, and reaches out around Lilly, and she around him. They embrace, like long lost lovers, which, of course, they both are.

“Sniff.” “Sniff.” “Sniff.” “Leo, did anyone ever tell you that you smell great?”

“Yes, Shelia did,”

Then they embrace tightly. Suddenly their long snouts are locked in a very long, and passionate, kiss. The two are instantly transformed into their visions of each other’s long-lost loves, and, just for an instant, they each can taste their passion.

And then, another instant later, “POP!”, As they pull their lips apart. They look at each other, startled, just having shared an intimate kiss with an almost complete stranger, their faces streaked with tears.

They talk over each other,

“Ah! I am so, so sorry sir!" "Are you going to have me expelled!?”

“Oh, oh! My dear! Pardon! Pardon!" "Are you going to file a complaint!?”

Both,"I thought you were someone else!"

Then both are silent, staring at each other in a jumble of conflicting emotions.

They then both burst out laughing at the situation.

They are at home together, sharing their secrets.

They hug again and both smile, knowingly, as friends.

“Are you sure you can’t stay the night?”

“Positive.” Ouch! “Maybe next time I visit." I’ll bring my bag and a ‘breast pump’.

Leona drops of Lilly at her house, “Leona, please come in and meet my family.”

Leona shakes her head, “I would love to, but it is late and I have to get back to father.”

Lilly then quickly runs to the house, I can feel myself leaking.

Wake up the boys! Tell them that mommy needs some immediate relief!