《The World isn't as Ugly nor Beautiful as You Think》Another Family
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Alfi and Kartika find themselves in Ki Bromo’s throne chamber. They can see Varz being taken care of by Aoi. Herman, Buriko, Jeje, Cocong, and ßenlong are standing before the throne as if they are waiting for something whether it’s a word from Ki Bromo or Alfi’s homecoming.
Varz is lying there. He is unconscious, but he doesn’t seem to have a bad injury at all. Aoi looks overjoyed as she can execute her healing ritual with a good-looking, man.
“Welcome home, Alfi.” Ki Bromo greeted them.
Alfi and Kartika turn around to the throne. Ki Bromo is sitting there with Nyi Roro Kidul lying on his thighs like a cat kneading on her master. She looks like a SIMPing new wife right now. Now my point of view of the great and terrifying Nyi Roro Kidul has been shattered.
“I know why you came here. You want my blessing so you can go back to your world, right?” Ki Bromo asked.
“Right, my lord.” Alfi set getting ready to draw his holy weapon from his bracelet while extending his arm telling Kartika to back off.
Ki Bromo then raises his hand.
“Hold your horses, there, young man. I am too old to fight against a prince of Hell.” Ki Bromo said.
“Huh? How did you know?” Alfi raised his eyebrow.
“Ah, that Lucifer? He’s a friend of mine.” Ki Bromo strokes his beard. “He is also the one who told me about your existence in my palace and her invasion.” Ki Bromo explained.
Nyi Roro Kidul looks uneasy by hearing that but she lets it slides as she has no interest in taking Ki Bromo palace at all.
“I remember the time we had a chess match with 50000 of our random citizen souls as the prizes.” Ki Bromo added.
“Did you win?” Alfi asked.
“Of course not. I lost to support the government program to decrease the population of degenerates.” Ki Bromo replied.
Alfi can’t imagine the intimidating Lucifer playing chess against Ki Bromo while smoking cheap cigarettes in a night patrol post (the post generally looks like a shelter with a television on the top corner and an ashtray in the center of the post). They were wearing white singlets and checkered sarongs while talking about hot and horny widows around.
“And thanks to you, I am no longer single now.” He strokes Nyi Roro Kidul’s right cheek.
“Mmm..” Nyi Roro Kidul moaned as she enjoys the stroke.
Alfi and Kartika feel awkward about seeing the view.
Alfi then clears his throat.
“I’m sorry but, what is it that I need to do to get outta here?” Alfi asked.
“Oh right, well it’s pretty simple.” Ki Bromo said.
Everyone is intrigued to know the condition. They are wondering what kind of condition Ki Bromo is going to give.
“Be our son.” Ki Bromo said.
“Huh?”
Alfi.exe stopped working unexpectedly.
Wait.
Rebooting…
“But, I am a son of Belphegor and Lilith. How can I get adopted? They would be mad if they find out!” Alfi said as he panicked.
“That won’t be a problem.” Ki Bromo said. “Belphegor X Lilith.”
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“DON’T CALL THEM WITH ‘X’!” Alfi yelled at Ki Bromo.
“Why? They are OTP, right?” Ki Bromo asked.
OTP is short of One Top Pairing.
“OTP, your ass! Just cut the crap and explain to me already!” Alfi yelled at him.
“Very well.” Ki Brom clears his throat. “The thing is, Belphegor and Lilith are considered your original family. And you only can have one of that kind.”
“Then, if you know that I only can have one family, why do you want to adopt me out of the blue?” Alfi asked.
“Well, you even can have a family in the supernatural realm. And that won’t cause a problem!”
“Huh?”
“You heard me, right? Belphegor and Lilith are your families in Hell. But, you don’t have any family in this realm, right?”
Alfi still looks confused.
“Even you don’t have any in the mortal world.” Ki Bromo said casually.
“CUT THE CRAP!”Alfi yelled at him.
“Well, it’s normal for you who just has the first experience to travel to another realm.” Ki Bromo is thinking about how to explain it to Alfi.
Suddenly, Jeje raises his arm.
“I’m sorry my lord, but may I try to explain that to him?” Jeje asked reluctantly.
“Sure, go ahead.” Ki Bromo replied.
Jeje then walks approaching Alfi and whispers something to him.
“WHAT?!!!!!” Alfi exclaimed out of the blue.
“So, I can get married to anyone here without worrying about breaking the law from the law of the realm I come to?!” Alfi asked excitedly.
Jeje just nods.
“And I can get adopted by a rich family without even bothering the stupid and unimportant administration stuff of the realm I come to?!” Alfi asked excitedly.
Jeje just nods.
“And as the people here are degenerates, I can have an orgy with any woman I encounter, right?!” Alfi asked excitedly.
Jeje just nods.
“LOOK WHO’S TALKING!” Buriko, Aoi, Cocong, and ßenlong yelled at Alfi.
SMACK
“As if I will let you do that!” Kartika exclaimed after smacking Alfi’s head that he fell unconscious.
“You can’t just do that?! What makes you have the right for smacking him just because he wants to do so?!” Levi suddenly appears before her and argues.
“Who are you? You have nothing to do with all of this!” Kartika argued.
“Well, I do. I am his future wife after all!” Levi argued with her face getting blushed.
In the middle of the cat fight, Ki Bromo gives Jeje a hand signal to get closer to him.
“I didn’t expect that you can tell him by just whispering. What did you say?” Ki Bromo asked Jeje.
“I just gave him a similarity of this realm with an isekai anime,” Jeje explained.
“That guy is really something.” Ki Bromo is confused.
As we are waiting for our beloved MC to get up and I am too lazy to write the skit of the catfight, so let’s take the commercial break first.
We’ll
Be
Right
Back
“But, my lord,” Alfi said.
“What is it?”
“Why did you want to adopt me?” Alfi asked.
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“Seeing you raping her that brutal. I want us to have a brutal threesome or even foursome!” Nyi Roro Kidul exclaimed excitedly out of the blue. “Ah, imagining it is enough to make me wet.” She added with euphoria shown on her face.
HIT
Ki Bromo hit his wife’s head. Alfi and Kartika look blushing.
“Well, it is one of the reasons, but the main is. Remember when you defeated Leak?” Ki Bromo said.
“Yes,” Alfi responded.
“You know, Leak was the Demon King and the position is vacant right now. And it needs to be filled immediately. And I am sure you fit this position. Defeating the previous Demon King proves that you are worth being one.“
“Demon King? How about Lucifer? Isn’t his position the highest of all?” Alfi asked.
“Indeed, but we do need a representative for our palace. Demon King is a formal term for our legation in this Supranatural Realm branch Indonesia.”
‘Is it a realm or a minimarket franchise? Since when has the realm had a branching system like that?!’ Alfi is getting confused.
“And what does it have to do with adopting me?”
“Well, one of the conditions to be the Demon King is a member of my family.”
“And, what is the job desk of this Demon King?” Alfi asked.
“Oh, you want to see the SOP?” Ki Bromo is seen holding a pile of papers.
“CUT THE CRAP! THIS IS NOT A JOB INTERVIEW!!!” Alfi yelled at Ki Bromo.
“Well, basically you will represent this palace for any diplomacy business like war, conference, etc. But don’t worry, we provide the reimbursement, 3 x 24 full feast, 24-hour access to the food vault, and luxurious accommodations including your customizable bimbo. You work for free, but you have to make a move when I summon you.” Ki Bromo explained.
“Hmm.” Alfi is getting interested in the offer.
He thinks that the offer is the best offer ever. This is the first time he gets a job offer with an easy job desk and a lot of privileges. Not to mention, the customizable bimbo thing…
Suddenly Kartika tweaks his left cheek.
“Don’t you ever dare,” Kartika said.
Then Levi joins by tweaking Alfi’s right cheek.
“Don’t you ever dare. You have a woman to marry, remember?” Levi said.
“I’m sowwy.” Alfi said with his cheeks being tweaked.
“What was that supposed to mean?” Kartika argued while hardening her tweaking.
“That’s the fact, he’s gonna marry me. So, back off, you disgusting slut!” Levi argued while hardening her tweaking.
“Pwease gimme sum mecy.” Alfi pleaded.
We’ll
Be
Right
Back
We are back again to the scene where Ki Bromo and Nyi Roro Kidul are on their respective throne and Alfi is standing before them with his friends behind him.
“Very well.” Alfi has decided. “I’ll become your son, but I also have a condition as well.” He added.
“Tell me, son.” Ki Bromo said.
“Please allow them to come with me,” Alfi asked firmly.
“I can’t” Ki Bromo refused.
That surprises everyone especially Aoi, Buriko, Jeje, Cocong, and ßenlong.
“Why?” Alfi asked.
“I don’t think they worth setting free from this realm. They get nowhere.” Ki Bromo said.
Aoi, Buriko, Jeje, Cocong, and ßenlong look disappointed. Seeing that, Alfi is getting upset.
“But, they have helped me to get here,” Alfi said holding his urge to draw his weapon.
“As far as I know, you defeated them with all of your might. They just sat there and watch you defeat them. They are not worth being let to your world.” Ki Bromo said. “Even since your friends from your world have come to this realm, they didn’t do much to help you. They just can’t get outta here.”
Kartika, Herman, and Varz are shocked by hearing that.
“You are wrong!” Alfi exclaimed. “I don’t care if they don’t help me at all, but ever since I ascended this castle from the very first floor, they have accompanied me till the very end! Did they not do anything? You are wrong! They fought with me, and I appreciate it! Maybe if that is not enough for you, it’s more than enough for me!”
Alfi draws Tipit and Pelidi. He wields them with his silver Iru enveloping them.
“But if you persist, it looks like I have to do the hard way as usual.”
“Oh, just got adopted and you get rebellious to your father, eh?” Ki Bromo gets up from his throne.
“Honey…” Nyi Roro Kidul is getting anxious.
“Heh, can’t deny that. I am the Starless after all.” Alfi smirked.
“Why are you so persistent, my son?” Ki Bromo said twisting his sarong that it looks like a whip.
“It’s because they are my friends, and I have made a promise to them,” Alfi said.
“And, what promise is that?” Ki Bromo asked.
“That I will bring them to the world.”
“You know that you can’t promise something you can’t do.”
“I do.” Alfi puts a stance to get ready to attack.
“Kartika, Herman, Varz, Aoi, Buriko, Jeje, Cocong, ßenlong, I will never break my promise.” Alfi said.
Ki Bromo then raises his sarong and whips it to the floor, as the sarong hits the floor, a lot of Mana vines emerge from the floor and the debris of the floor which is floating in the midair is coming to Alfi alongside the vines.
Alfi bends his body to the back and he spins to the front slicing the vines and smashing the debris coming to him. As he is about to land, the floor which is supposed to be where he lands is crushed by the vines emerging to him. Then Varz appears destructing the vines around with his thundershock. Alfi then lands with his foot and sees Varz backing him.
“Reckless, as usual, eh?” Varz said.
He then sees Kartika with Morning Wood, Herman, and Aoi riding ßenlong, Buriko wielding his ax, and Jeje with his Jeje Rider Moe-Moe Kyun-Kyun form.
“We do help him. We won’t let him fight alone!” Kartika provokes Ki Bromo as she points out Ki Bromo with Morning Wood.
Ki Bromo just smirked seeing the view.
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