《Emma and Bort》Emma is a pyromaniac.
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Emma Keady is a pyromaniac. She is crazy for fire. It doesn’t matter if it’s a candle, an actual fire, or even a burning smell. She will go crazy for fire.
Emma Keady is a pyromaniac. She loves fire. It warms her heart. It lights her path.
She has fiery, wavy shoulder-length hair. She is a little taller and thinner than a piece of fire, too.
Emma’s eyes are blue, like fire. The first time she went camping, it was at a birthday party for one of her older brothers at their house. His friends had set up a raging bonfire in the backyard, and they invited Emma over to help. At first, a tent was set up for her on the roof, but after the party was over and the kids went home, Emma quickly took off her shoes and ran barefoot through the smokey, smelly plastic. That’s why her eyes are blue.
Emma doesn’t like spiders. She has one little spider, though, that she loves. It lives under the kitchen toilet in a glass jar. It is called “Toilet Joey”.
If you’re looking for spiders, you can usually find them by turning over rocks and looking under them to see if they are web-building. If you see a spider, don’t try to touch it. It may be a poisonous one. If it is a black window, don’t get a boner.
Emma doesn’t like gaming, but her favorite game is “Gigies Skylines”. She likes setting them on fire. She has a really strong stomach. She once swallowed 20 pills in one day.
Emma’s favorite flower is the Magnolia, which she likes setting on fire. She also likes lightning bugs and fireflies. When she was little, she used to go outside and look for fireflies. Sometimes, her parents would go out and look for her, and they would get lost in the woods and starve.
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Emma’s favorite flower is the Magnolia, which she likes setting on fire. It smells really good when it burns. She has a strong stomach, so she doesn’t get sick from swallowing so many pills. She has a lot of pills.
Emma loves eating Pimento-pepper-spiked squirrels. She likes to set them on fire and watch them squirm. She likes to watch them squirm even more when she eats them. She loves how the pepper tastes when it’s burning.
Emma likes eating Pimento-peppered squirrels. She has tried to cook them, but they don’t cook the way she likes them. She has given them to her cat, who turns them into cat food. Sometimes, Emma buys cat food, but her cat prefers the squirrels.
Emma loves pimento-pepper-flavored squirrels. She likes to eat them raw. They taste so good, too. She knows a lot about birds, too.
Emma knows that she smokes too much. She really wants to quit, and she has tried a lot of times. But she has never been able to quit smoking.
When Emma was an infant, she tried to quit smoking. She tried for eight weeks, but every day, she smoked another cigarette.
A lot of people believe that cigarettes are addictive, but Emma knows that that’s not true. It’s a myth. Her cigarettes gave her a good reason to set things on fire.
Emma hasn’t had too many jobs, but she currently operates a deep fryer at one of her brothers’ favorite fast-food restaurants. She likes to fry things, even though it smells really bad and makes her eyes water sometimes. She likes the smell of frying oil and the sound of the oil hissing when she fries things. She likes to watch the food get crispy and the grease bubble. It reminds her of her fires.
Her stolen lighter collection is in Emma’s bedroom. In her bedroom, Emma keeps a lot of lighters next to her bed and pillow so she can grab one whenever she needs.
Emma is not the only one with a lot of lighters. She knows this because she has seen her sister’s lighters a lot. They have to be put in a Ziplock bag when they’re not in use.
Emma stole her lighters from her parents. This was pretty hard to do because her parents were never really around.
Emma is a pretty bland pyromaniac.
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