"A herb here, an eye there, and now a new potion! Let's see what it does.

I've been brewing numerous types of potions, creating and mixing new ones, for one purpose only, to achieve immortality, to live forever, both physical and in the hearts of the people.

Now the guards and the guilds don't like what I am doing, but hey, who can stop me from saving them from themselves? My experiments are coming along smoothly, especially after I got some new... samples, and volunteers.

A brew I concocted.

For us to achieve immortality.

A potion's effects noted.

The dream closer to reality.

No one can stop me.

I will save us all from ourselves.

I beckon upon thee.

To taste the elixir of health.

I can feel my goal nearer.

No one can stop I.

The vision clearer.

No matter how they try."

- Archus Wanes, The Potion Master.

Note: this message was recorded 533 years ago, the results of the experiments got out of control, and the aftermath is the creation of the undead legion.

Comment: I think we need more pea shooters.