Achilles Working (and Patroclus)

So Achilles is one of the long time employees at a lil' town café - he's pretty good friends with the café owner, his dad, and the other guys there. He's the youngest and coincidencily the most popular and gets pick-up lines all the time.

His dad then announces there's a new guy joining - everyone's excited - because of course they are - and Achilles (being one of the longest serving employees) is put in charge of showing him the ropes.

Achilles is all scared and things because he does not know how to mentor. The big day comes and Achilles' opening up store when he hears a boy's and girl's voice outside.

[Patroclus]: "I'm certain this the spot!"

[Briseis]: "Well I'm certain this isn't!"

[Patroclus]: "Let's just... Get inside and see okay?"

[Briseis]: "Fine, fine! But you're buying me a round if it isn't."

[Patroclus]: "Fair enough."

Achilles is now

A. Kinda scared of mentoring this guy

B. Even more scared of the girl he came with

C. Gay

All three he realised when Patroclus walked in.