《~danganronpa chatfic~》Chapter 45
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Who knew that I would be watching Teruteru flirt with Leon as Mondo talks loudly to me about his boyfriend.
God I hate my life.
"Taka is really nice and he likes holdin' my hand. I like holding his hand also" Mondo said.
"mhm" I said not really paying attention as I stared at the ocean
"....and were in a poly relationship with Chihiro"
"mhm"
"Fuckin' bastard-" Mondo hit me on the head and I jumped
"Ow what the hell Owada?!" I said.
"Finally" Mondo grumbled.
I scoffed and crossed my arms
"So where's your boyfriend?" Mondo asked me.
I shrugged, "He went off to watch Ibuki play the guitar. He seemed excited" I said.
"Why didn't you go?"
"I hate loud music. And Ibuki is the embodiment of that"
"Well that's true" Mondo muttered.
Leon went over to us looking slightly panicked.
"Hey guys...ima hang with you because Teruteru is trying to get into my pants" Leon laughed nervously.
"Rest in peace" I snorted.
Leon rolled his eyes, "So watcha guys talking about?"
"Our boyfriends."
"Niceeee"
"Weren't you dating Hagakure at one point?" Mondo asked him.
"Huh? Oh yeah but we broke up"
"What why" I asked.
Leon shrugged.
We heard a few yells and saw some people fighting.
"Whats happening over there?" Leon asked concerned.
I shrugged, "Probably Owari and Nidai fighting again"
"Fighting again? I thought they were besties or some shit" Mondo scoffed.
"They are. They just like fighting and seeing who wins. Their pretty competitive" I said.
"Owari scares me" Leon said.
"Hey guys!" Hina ran over to us.
"Oh great, what do you want?" I sneered.
Hina shot me a glare but continued speaking, "anyways so, everyone is playing truth or dare soooo if you guys wanna play the come over to the music venue" Hina said.
"You mean....titty typhoon" Leon started laughing.
Hina pursed her lips to hide a smile, "Yes. Titty typhoon" She said. Leon laughed even harder as he hugged his sides. Mondo started chuckling a bit also. I wasn't laughing but it was kinda funny.
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"Titty typhoon. What a fuckin' weird name for a place-" Mondo grinned.
"So you guys coming or not?" Hina crossed her arms.
"yeah we are. Come on you two" Mondo grabbed us both.
"Ow" I muttered.
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Sometimes I wonder when my life went wrong.
Sometimes I wonder what the hell am I doing in a place called Titty Typhoon.
I went in with Mondo, Leon and Hina and saw pretty much everyone. Including Makoto who was talking with Hajime and Nagito. I went over to him and tapped his shoulder. Makoto stopped talking and looked over at me and smiled, "Hey Byakuya! How are you doing?"
I shrugged, "Pretty okay. What are you guys talking about?" I asked.
"Hope" Nagito smiled.
"..." I was well aware of Nagito's interest in hope. I watched the simulation after all.
"Nice" I gave an awkward thumbs up.
Makoto laughed a bit and held my hand, "Actually I told them we were dating" he said.
"Oh you did?-" I looked over at them. Hajime stared at me with his heterochromatic eyes. He freaks me out a bit.
"Yeah he did. Now I have to give some money to Ibuki and Akane" Hajime sighed.
"Oh and me" Nagito said.
"Damn it- and Nagito to" Hajime added.
"Well good luck" I said as Hajime walked away with Nagito talking to him about his favorite candy.
"Hajime looks like you a bit" I pointed out.
"...is it because were both brunettes, have ahoges, and similar eye color?" Makoto asked.
"And insanely average" I added
"Ouch" Makoto smiled a tiny bit.
"Just kidding. You are technically the ultimate hope so I wouldn't call you average" I squeezed his hand a tiny bit.
"Aw thanks"
"Hiiiii!" Ibuki skipped right over and I immediately let go of Makotos hand. He shot me a look then smiled at Ibuki.
"Hey! How are you?" Makoto said.
"Well Ibuki is doing super well! Especially after she won the bet" Ibuki grinned.
I sighed.
"So you 2 are dating?" she pointed at us both.
"Yes" I said.
"Awww how cute. Did you guys kiss yet"
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"That's an invasion of privacy" I glared.
Right on time, Mikan and Mahiru went over to Ibuki and grabbed her.
"Huh?! Heyyyy I'm just interrogating them!" Ibuki yelled as she got dragged away.
I sighed again.
Gundham went up to us and I took a step back. Oh hell no.
"Hello there mortals" Gundham said in his deep voice.
"Hey!" Makoto smiled.
"Would you like the privilege of holding my dark devas of destruction" Gundham smirked.
"Say no" I said.
"Sure" Makoto said. I rolled my eyes.
Gundham put one of his hamsters or "dark devas of destruction" on Makoto's outstretched hand. Makoto yelped and then giggled a bit.
"Sorry their tiny claws dug into my skin for a second" Makoto laughed nervously.
"It is okay. They will not attack unless ordered to" Gundham said.
"Unless ordered to?" Makoto asked.
"Yes. I train them. As you remembered in the 4th trial" Gundham looked away in the last second.
"ah.." Makoto nodded as the hamster scrambled up his arm and onto his shoulder.
"What are you stupid pigbarfs doing?!" a high pitched voice said. I internally groaned. Great.
I looked behind me to find a certain blonde dancer.
"Hey Hiyoko. Gundham offered for me to hold his hamster so I accepted" Makoto gave a small wave.
Hiyoko huffed and glared at Gundham, "He never let me hold them"
"That's because your presence disturbs them." Gundham glared back. I held in a laugh.
"huh?!"
"Heyyy what's happening over here?" Mahiru came over with her camera.
"Apparently my presence disturbs Gundhams hamsters" Hiyoko crossed her arms.
"It doesn't disturb just the hamsters." I muttered.
"Their called Dark devas of destructions" Gundham glowered.
Makoto grabbed my hand and pulled me away from the fighting.
"Weirdos" I said as we stood in a corner.
"Their pretty nice. Just a very odd bunch" Makoto said.
"To be fair, were also an odd bunch" I said.
Makoto laughed a tiny bit, "Yeah that's true"
"So what are we doing now?" I asked him.
"truth and dare has been scrapped actually so everyone is actually mingling now" He said.
"Boo. That's boring and I don't like talking to people" I said.
"Introvert" Makoto poked at my arm.
I scoffed, "Maybe"
he smiled a tiny bit, "Come on! Lets talk to at least someone. Who are you closest with here?"
"No one."
"How about Fuyuhiko and Peko?" He pointed towards the 2 who were talking among themselves. Along with Kazuichi.
"yeah sure"
We walked towards them and when Fuyuhiko saw us he crossed his arms. "What do you guys want?" He asked.
"Just to talk" Makoto put up his hands.
Fuyuhiko shrugged, "Yeah sure whatever"
"Cool!" Makoto smiled.
Peko and I just stared at each other. Her hand was near her sword sheath and my hands were in my pockets.
"So how have you guys been?" Makoto asked them.
"we've been doing well. Kazuichi here has been running his fucking mouth off about getting new hair dye" Fuyuhiko rolled his eyes.
"Hey man, I seriously need some! My hair is fading back to black!" Kazuichi exclaimed as he took off his beanie to show that his roots started turning black.
"your natural hair color is black?" I asked.
"yeah"
"Why would you dye it into bright pink" I sneered.
"Because!"
"...whatever"
"Hey wheres Yasuhiro? I still need to get money from him" Fuyuhiko said.
"Hey maybe cut him a little slack" Makoto suggested nervously.
Fuyuhiko glared. Although he wasn't that intimidating since he was 5,1.
Shorter then Makoto.
That's kinda funny.
"Yeah no- he owes us money" Fuyuhiko said.
"What even happened?" I asked. I never actually knew why Hiro was in dept so this will be interesting.
"He scammed my sister."
"the same sister that's dead?" Makoto blurted out. He covered his mouth immediately.
"...." Fuyuhiko just stared.
Makoto looked as if he was about to die.
"Yeah. That's the one. And because were friends, I'm not gonna stab you in the heart" Fuyuhiko narrowed his eyes.
"t...thank you?" Makoto's voice was muffled since his hands were over his mouth.
I stared at the floor.
It was a cool floor
Kazuichi laughed nervously, "So does anyone know any good places that sell bright pink hairdye?" Kazuichi asked.
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