《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》7 - movie night pt. 2

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i apologize for last chapter

"Okay. So we have.." Saihara looked at all the movies.

"Shut up, shumai. I say we watch a horror!" Ouma butted in.

"Kaede doesn't like horror movies." Iruma said, eating popcorn off the floor. (nasty)

"What're y'all, like, dating?" Ouma replied sarcastically.

"Yes, actually." Akamatsu said.

"oH."

After a bunch of nonsense chatter, they decided to watch a horror comedy movie. Kiibo decided to pay his utmost attention to learn about horror comedy movies. (good job kiibo)

During the movie, Momota was hugging Harukawa because he was scared. She whispered to him, calling him a pussy.

"I am not!" He whispered back.

"Shut up breeders." Amami said, piercing his eyes in their direction.

At one point in the movie, a masked man came out from behind a wall and the girl just stood there asking him questions. Ouma, however, did not understand this.

"Yo, bitch. There's a guy with a knife in his hand and you're like 'oH yEaH lEtS tALk tO hIM hEs nIcE!' You dumbass!"

"What you heated for, bro?" Akamatsu asked.

"Never say that again." Iruma threw popcorn at her.

"Shut up!" Amami said, once again.

After the movie, everyone headed back to their own dorms. Everyone except Ouma.

"I assume you're staying over, Kokichi?" Saihara sat on the bed next to him.

"Maybe, maybe not." Ouma swung his legs and looked around the room.

"Okay, you're staying over. Got it."

At about 2 in the morning, they heard a piano.

fuckyoukaito: is lesbian playing the piano again

lesbian: i don't play piano

fuckyoukaito: not you

filthycumdumpster: yes kaede is playing piano

fuckyoukaito: well tell her to stop i'm trying to have a very important conversation with shuichi

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cmonfuckmeemoboy: you were talking about socks

fuckyoukaito: it's important

filthycumdumpster: aren't y'all in the same room why are you texting

cmonfuckmeemoboy: kokichi wont talk now because i said socks weren't important

filthycumdumpster: that sounds like a you problem

cmonfuckmeemoboy: he's talking again bye

filthycumdumpster: ok

filthycumdumpster: someone talk to me

k1-b0: okay!! :D

filthycumdumpster: not you

k1-b0: that's robophobic

filthycumdumpster: eat my ass

k1-b0: is that a food? is it something to be programmed? :0

its✨mahic✨: stupid robot

k1-b0: that's robophobic

"They won't stop texting!" Ouma said, grabbing his phone harshly.

"Just silence it, Chi." Saihara slipped the phone away from Ouma's grasp. Instead of silencing it, he went straight for messages.

sockman: i'm in love with shuichi

"Wait-" Ouma paused. "What are typing?!"

Saihara laughed and pulled the phone away from him. "Nuh-uh. you can check in the morning."

Ouma wacked Saihara over the head. "Rude."

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k bye y'all

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