《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》6 - movie night pt. 1
Advertisement
peeltheavocado: wait where's saiharas dorm
fuckyoukaito: are you fcuckin schtewpud
peeltheavocado:
fuckyoukaito: sorry amami, my dorm is in between iruma and kaede's dorms
peeltheavocado: wtf
peeltheavocado: oh lol hi saihara you're with ouma already
fuckyoukaito: yes get here quick he is going feral
-
Saihara's laughter coated the room.
"Stop laughing!!" Ouma desperately reached for his phone, Saihara holding it with his arm stretched over Ouma.
As he laughed even more at the small boy, watching him try to grab the phone.
"Stop lau-"
Ouma was cut off by a swift knock at Saihara's door. "Come in!" He said.
Amami walked in the room to see a red-faced Ouma grabbing for *his* phone in *Saihara's* hand.
"Oh." Was all Amami said.
"Oh? Oh?! That's all you're gonna say?! You're not gonna help ME get MY phone!?" Ouma practically yelled.
"Listen, man. Whatever gay shit is happening here is none of my business." Amami put his hands above his chest in defense.
Saihara's face immediately went red, Ouma's face flushing deeper.
"Fuck you, guacamole looking ass! Nothing gay is happening here!" Ouma crossed his arms.
"-Says the homosexual standing *very* close to the bisexual." Amami retorts.
Not noticeable to the three boys, Miu and Kaede stood outside the ajar door, listening to this encounter.
"Shut up, drug dealer!" Ouma shouted at Amami.
"Awh shit you got me there."
"Yo what the fuck." Kaede said a smidge too loudly.
The boys all looked to find the two girls at the door. All now red-faced and flustered.
"Kaede! It was just getting good!" Miu whisper-yelled.
Saihara eventually calmed everyone down and gave Ouma his phone back. Slowly but surely, more people started to arrive at his dorm.
The only people who could attend the movie night were Ouma, Amami, Akamatsu, Iruma, Momota, Harukawa, and Kiibo.
Advertisement
Yonaga and Gokuhara were busy in the garden, Tojo was doing chores, Chabishira and Yumeno were spending time together, Hoshi was sleeping, and Shinguuji was writing a love story about seesaws inspired by the famous author Toko Fukawa.
"What kind of movie are we going to watch, Saihara? Miu added a feature to where I know all kinds of movie genres and what they include!" Kiibo looked over to Saihara.
"Well, it depends on what everyone else wants. I was thinking on a horror, comedy, or mystery." Saihara looked to the group then back at Kiibo.
"Well, sidekick! We could watch a horror comedy!" Momota cut in.
"Horror comedy? I did not get informed of this one." Kiibo said.
"Ah shit looks like i forgot one." Iruma said nonchalantly, taking a massive gulp from the liter of Dr. Pepper.
"Yeah, you think?" Ouma's smartass said.
Iruma took the soda bottle and wacked Ouma over the head with it.
"Ow! You bitch, that hurt!" Ouma exclaimed.
"Oh, no really? I didn't know." Iruma eyed him.
"Okay, guys. We get it, gay rivalry. But please, we need to pick a movie." Akamatsu sat in between the two.
"Okay. So we have..."
——
haha losers you have to wait
Advertisement
- In Serial1363 Chapters
VRMMO: The Unrivaled
Lu Chen used to be a ranker of the most popular VRMMO game, Spirit of Grief. After a car accident turned his dreams into dust, his disability left him incapable of escaping the pit of mediocrity he was thrown into. Helpless and defeated, his story ended.Two years later, the Eternal Moon Corporation launched a new VRMMO called "Heavenblessed", and Lu Chen stumbled into another terrible accident that left him in a complicated situation far beyond his ability to handle. That won't stop him from rising to the top, however. Not again.Come witness the rise of the sword-wielding zombie and the relationships he makes during his journey to the apex! For riches and bi- ahem, for career and love!He wields a demonic sword from Hell, he dons armor shining with Heaven's light. His boots stride across the sky as his helmet devours the souls of his enemies. On his left side sits the Goddess of Death. On the other, the Angel of Beauty.From the land of ice and death, a generation of Asura Kings rises, their roars reverberating throughout the world.Tremble in fear, noobs!
8 8156 - In Serial1353 Chapters
Refining the Mountains and Rivers
A young man's life changes when he stumbles upon a mysterious item. Qin Yu had never been a lucky person. Weak of body, bullied by his peers, and with only his friend as his family, he struggles day-by-day to live. But everything changes when he stumbles upon a little blue lamp. An immortal and demonic cultivating adventure.
8 3345 - In Serial2455 Chapters
Mortal Cultivation Biography
A poor and ordinary boy from a village joins a minor sect in Jiang Hu and becomes an Unofficial Disciple by chance. How will Han Li, a commoner by birth, establish a foothold for himself in in his sect? With his mediocre aptitude, he must successfully traverse the treacherous path of cultivation and avoid the notice of those who may do him harm. This is a story of an ordinary mortal who, against all odds, clashes with devilish demons and ancient celestials in order to find his own path towards immortality.
8 1053 - In Serial1503 Chapters
Dragon Prince Yuan
Destiny stolen at birth, the prince of the once mighty Great Zhou Empire, Zhou Yuan, has been plagued all his life by a fatal poison, forced to suffer powerlessly until one day when fate draws him into a mysterious domain where he meets a beautiful girl in green, a bizarre dog-like creature and an unfathomable old man in black.Join Zhou Yuan as he is thrust into the whirlpool of destiny while he seeks the pinnacle of cultivation.
8 1058 - In Serial677 Chapters
Ranker's Return
In the early days of the virtual reality game, Arena, meleegod was the strongest ranked player! He deleted his character and suddenly left. In order to restore his bankrupt family, he returned to Arena!"Do you want to create a character?"
8 1715 - In Serial1525 Chapters
Monarch of Evernight
Qianye rose from hardship but was felled by betrayal. From then, one man, one gun; he tread the path between Evernight and Daybreak and became a legend. Even if Evernight was destined to be his fate, he still intends to become the ruler who dictates.
8 22865

