《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》6 - movie night pt. 1
Advertisement
peeltheavocado: wait where's saiharas dorm
fuckyoukaito: are you fcuckin schtewpud
peeltheavocado:
fuckyoukaito: sorry amami, my dorm is in between iruma and kaede's dorms
peeltheavocado: wtf
peeltheavocado: oh lol hi saihara you're with ouma already
fuckyoukaito: yes get here quick he is going feral
-
Saihara's laughter coated the room.
"Stop laughing!!" Ouma desperately reached for his phone, Saihara holding it with his arm stretched over Ouma.
As he laughed even more at the small boy, watching him try to grab the phone.
"Stop lau-"
Ouma was cut off by a swift knock at Saihara's door. "Come in!" He said.
Amami walked in the room to see a red-faced Ouma grabbing for *his* phone in *Saihara's* hand.
"Oh." Was all Amami said.
"Oh? Oh?! That's all you're gonna say?! You're not gonna help ME get MY phone!?" Ouma practically yelled.
"Listen, man. Whatever gay shit is happening here is none of my business." Amami put his hands above his chest in defense.
Saihara's face immediately went red, Ouma's face flushing deeper.
"Fuck you, guacamole looking ass! Nothing gay is happening here!" Ouma crossed his arms.
"-Says the homosexual standing *very* close to the bisexual." Amami retorts.
Not noticeable to the three boys, Miu and Kaede stood outside the ajar door, listening to this encounter.
"Shut up, drug dealer!" Ouma shouted at Amami.
"Awh shit you got me there."
"Yo what the fuck." Kaede said a smidge too loudly.
The boys all looked to find the two girls at the door. All now red-faced and flustered.
"Kaede! It was just getting good!" Miu whisper-yelled.
Saihara eventually calmed everyone down and gave Ouma his phone back. Slowly but surely, more people started to arrive at his dorm.
The only people who could attend the movie night were Ouma, Amami, Akamatsu, Iruma, Momota, Harukawa, and Kiibo.
Advertisement
Yonaga and Gokuhara were busy in the garden, Tojo was doing chores, Chabishira and Yumeno were spending time together, Hoshi was sleeping, and Shinguuji was writing a love story about seesaws inspired by the famous author Toko Fukawa.
"What kind of movie are we going to watch, Saihara? Miu added a feature to where I know all kinds of movie genres and what they include!" Kiibo looked over to Saihara.
"Well, it depends on what everyone else wants. I was thinking on a horror, comedy, or mystery." Saihara looked to the group then back at Kiibo.
"Well, sidekick! We could watch a horror comedy!" Momota cut in.
"Horror comedy? I did not get informed of this one." Kiibo said.
"Ah shit looks like i forgot one." Iruma said nonchalantly, taking a massive gulp from the liter of Dr. Pepper.
"Yeah, you think?" Ouma's smartass said.
Iruma took the soda bottle and wacked Ouma over the head with it.
"Ow! You bitch, that hurt!" Ouma exclaimed.
"Oh, no really? I didn't know." Iruma eyed him.
"Okay, guys. We get it, gay rivalry. But please, we need to pick a movie." Akamatsu sat in between the two.
"Okay. So we have..."
——
haha losers you have to wait
Advertisement
- In Serial715 Chapters
Elite Mages’ Academy
What would you do if you were transported to an academy where becoming immortal was possible? Where magic spells and swordsmanship were your courses and fighting zombies and wars were your exams? Dawn Academy was no ordinary learning institution and Xiao Lin was about to find out how mysterious and exciting this magical academy really was. Join this self-professed gaming nerd as he embarks on a journey that takes learning to a whole other level. With flying dragons, high-tech systems, and alien livestock that makes your bowels explode, Xiao Lin’s freshmen adventure is just the tip of the iceberg.
8 798 - In Serial8 Chapters
Khaldir's Observer
Markus Kuberski, a 21-year-old mechanical engineering student at the Vienna University of Technology and a weeb, is bored by life. He has no girlfriend he cannot meet up with his friends because there is another Covid-lockdown and getting a side-job is also unsuccessful. Therefore, he has started to write a web novel. “If I cannot be the main character with magical powers and a harem full of cute girls in real life then I will create my own universe and be its protagonist.” Although that has been his first thought, he neither dare to use himself as the main character’s template nor write a harem story. “I am not that desperate!” he muses to himself. Little does he know that he will get more than he asked for when a mighty existence becomes interested in his story and makes it a reality. Hello, this is my first attempt at creating something like a novel. English is also not my native language, so expect some grammar and punctuation issues. I am using Grammarly to help myself in this regard, but in some areas, the free app cannot correct everything.There is currently no fixed schedule, although I believe that two chapters per week should be reasonable. Depending on how much time I have, I can write more.
8 158 - In Serial20 Chapters
Fate's Fortune
The start of my latest work. Like most stories I start, I'm not entirely certain where this tale is going to take me yet, but I'll enjoy the ride along the way until I sort it out and see where I end up. Join me as I follow this tale wherever it takes me -- or not. The choice is entirely your own. :D
8 104 - In Serial14 Chapters
Battlestar Invictus
What would happen if the most powerful battlestar the Twelve Colonies of Man could create escaped the cylon extermination and instead ended up in a new universe?To escape the extermination of his own ship and crew, Commander Price ordered a blind FTL jump just before dozens of nuclear warheads detonated against his ship.Though because of strange workings within the navigation computer the Battlestar finds itself way beyond the Red Line, Uncharted space.They find themselves within the Imperium of Man. In the middle of the Gothic sector during the 12th Black crusade lead by Abbadon the Despoiler. How will our group of brave souls get themselves through this one?+++++++This is a project from over a year now and still going. I thought it was time I shared it with you guys. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it. Be sure to give me some constructive feedback!
8 171 - In Serial19 Chapters
Where the Wretched Sleeps
Arka Arao plays video games competitively online to earn a living. She receives a package to test a virtual reality online game console set in a dark fantasy world called, Helsfate. One day, as Arka was heading back to the city after a grueling expedition, she encounters Stan and Lily, two players who had outrageous superhuman control on their player avatars. Arka had her suspicions of them, and she wanted answers. "We're demons," Stan said.
8 74 - In Serial5 Chapters
MERIDIANS ━━━ rey ²
❝ 𝘐'𝘔 𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘏 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘌𝘕𝘋 ❞In a universe where even stars can die, Ana and Aero Skywalker remain infinite. ( star wars, ep vii - ix ) ( rey of jakku x oc ) ( book 2 in the 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 series )© tilmourning 2017
8 142

