《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》6 - movie night pt. 1
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peeltheavocado: wait where's saiharas dorm
fuckyoukaito: are you fcuckin schtewpud
peeltheavocado:
fuckyoukaito: sorry amami, my dorm is in between iruma and kaede's dorms
peeltheavocado: wtf
peeltheavocado: oh lol hi saihara you're with ouma already
fuckyoukaito: yes get here quick he is going feral
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Saihara's laughter coated the room.
"Stop laughing!!" Ouma desperately reached for his phone, Saihara holding it with his arm stretched over Ouma.
As he laughed even more at the small boy, watching him try to grab the phone.
"Stop lau-"
Ouma was cut off by a swift knock at Saihara's door. "Come in!" He said.
Amami walked in the room to see a red-faced Ouma grabbing for *his* phone in *Saihara's* hand.
"Oh." Was all Amami said.
"Oh? Oh?! That's all you're gonna say?! You're not gonna help ME get MY phone!?" Ouma practically yelled.
"Listen, man. Whatever gay shit is happening here is none of my business." Amami put his hands above his chest in defense.
Saihara's face immediately went red, Ouma's face flushing deeper.
"Fuck you, guacamole looking ass! Nothing gay is happening here!" Ouma crossed his arms.
"-Says the homosexual standing *very* close to the bisexual." Amami retorts.
Not noticeable to the three boys, Miu and Kaede stood outside the ajar door, listening to this encounter.
"Shut up, drug dealer!" Ouma shouted at Amami.
"Awh shit you got me there."
"Yo what the fuck." Kaede said a smidge too loudly.
The boys all looked to find the two girls at the door. All now red-faced and flustered.
"Kaede! It was just getting good!" Miu whisper-yelled.
Saihara eventually calmed everyone down and gave Ouma his phone back. Slowly but surely, more people started to arrive at his dorm.
The only people who could attend the movie night were Ouma, Amami, Akamatsu, Iruma, Momota, Harukawa, and Kiibo.
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Yonaga and Gokuhara were busy in the garden, Tojo was doing chores, Chabishira and Yumeno were spending time together, Hoshi was sleeping, and Shinguuji was writing a love story about seesaws inspired by the famous author Toko Fukawa.
"What kind of movie are we going to watch, Saihara? Miu added a feature to where I know all kinds of movie genres and what they include!" Kiibo looked over to Saihara.
"Well, it depends on what everyone else wants. I was thinking on a horror, comedy, or mystery." Saihara looked to the group then back at Kiibo.
"Well, sidekick! We could watch a horror comedy!" Momota cut in.
"Horror comedy? I did not get informed of this one." Kiibo said.
"Ah shit looks like i forgot one." Iruma said nonchalantly, taking a massive gulp from the liter of Dr. Pepper.
"Yeah, you think?" Ouma's smartass said.
Iruma took the soda bottle and wacked Ouma over the head with it.
"Ow! You bitch, that hurt!" Ouma exclaimed.
"Oh, no really? I didn't know." Iruma eyed him.
"Okay, guys. We get it, gay rivalry. But please, we need to pick a movie." Akamatsu sat in between the two.
"Okay. So we have..."
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haha losers you have to wait
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