《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》2 - your what
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starstraightie: did you forget i exist
peeltheavocado: shut up breeder no rights
peeltheavocado: say "i" if you think momota doesn't deserve rights
panta=bae: i
fleawaltz: i
filthycumdumpster: i
praiseatua: i
bloob: i (also why is this my name amami)
cmonfuckmeemoboy: i (deal with it tsmoog)
stabbystabby: You heathens.
starstraightie: makiroll! you've come to save me!
stabbystabby: Call me that again you will be hanging from the ceiling.
praiseatua: you broke the cHAIN >:((((
SHSLMom: Chain? Yonaga, this is an electronic. Not metal.
panta=bae: mOOOOMMMM!
SHSLMom: My name is Kirumi Tojo. I am not your mother. Also, may I add, I do not take fancy in my so-called 'username.'
peeltheavocado: lol too bad
peeltheavocado: also why u be grammar? it chat lol u donfhysyyjgg
buggies: Oh my! Gonta has arrived. Is Amami alright? Gonta is worried! :(
boiling: he'll be fine
fleawaltz: i think i'll head over to amamis dorm to check on him...
buggies: Akamatsu! Shall Gonta accompany you? :D
fleawaltz: sure gonta, ill stop by your dorm
buggies: Gonta will be waiting (^o^)
panta=bae: okay that was cute but has anyone seen my 5'7 shuichi saihara body pillow?????
cmonfuckmeemoboy: your what
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