“Oh boy! I wonder what my first weapon will be! Eeeeeeee! What kind of blade it will be! And why are you smiling Drin?”

“Oh, I’m just reminiscing. It is a moment you don’t forget, and will always look on with elation. Your behavior reminds me of myself when I first got my spirit blade. Don’t worry, it is by no means a bad thing. I would encourage this sort of reaction, rather than distance my disciples.”

“Really!? So I can fangirl over my first weapon!?”

“I wasn’t expect that from you, but knock yourself out! And look at that, we are at the entrance to the armoury!”

“REALLY!?”

“Yep, go inside. The armoury will provide you with weapons that it feels would be fit for you, so don’t worry. I’m sure that you will be satisfied with what it recommends you. Although i doubt that either one of us will fully predict what it brings out for you.”

“I can’t wait! Eeeeeeeek!”

“Well then, no use to beat around the bush any longer. In we go!”

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“Ah! Here it is. The first weapons table. This table takes your personality and recommendations from those it has dubbed a grandmaster, myself included, of course. Later on, I will take you to a novice table where the armoury enchantments will make you a better suited choice based on the above mentioned criteria, but starts to include your personal fighting styles and past fights. Then come the beginner, intermediate, and master tables, which will draw on your knowledge of magic and a few other smaller categories.”

“So how do I start off with my new weapons?”

“Simple. Sit here at the table and momentarily it shall give you your first weapon. I can't say more than that.” To make a long story short, the novice tables are extremely slow, so I was surprised that Yamada hasn't moved for the six hours that we were waiting for the weapons. But when they finally came, it was in an unusual combination

“Interesting.”

“What’s interesting Drin?”

“Usually, there is only one blade, or a pair of twins. But you got three daggers, two of which are definitely made for combat, although I am not so sure about the third - it looks to nice for combat, and you got a short sword, which usually is paired with a long sword, or a twin. I’ll have Bookworm appraise them, if it is okay with you, of course.”

“Sure, why not!”

“Alright. By tonight, your new gear will be appraised and organized in your room. If I know the author well, he probably ran out of ideas for the upcoming chapters, so he will probably put in a character soon just so he can make a few well played gags.

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Little does Drin know, but I haven’t run out of ideas. Although he is right about the upcoming character and possible gags with that character. >

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And little does the author know that I am reading what he is writing as it enters the document. Thanks for the spoilers! Also, I just realized that we worked together and broke the fourth wall while in the middle of a fourth wall break! I hope some of you get the reference I worked hard to make.

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I knew all along that you were reading what I wrote as soon as it enters this document which I couldn’t explain because somebody interrupted me speaking. Deadpool. Not to mention, you may or may not be unintentionally modeled after me, so I know everything about how you operate. And don’t forget, I am the one who even lets you be the sarcastic cunt that you are in the chapter titles! So shut it!

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Fine! You win his time! Hope you are happy with your life!

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I am happy with my life right now. Thank you for being so concerned Drin.

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Oh fuck off!