《Lazy Guy With Dimensional Group Chat》It's Normal
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(This is Tana.. I mean the author, so to not confuse you guys this is a flashback,)
"Ugh, my head hurts" the young man groaned from pain, he caressed his head, he slowly opened his eyes and found himself in an unfamiliar room, no, more like, a room he was very familiar with but just a little different.
He was lying on the bed and he looked around, 'infirmary?' he was confused, he tried to remember, he had a heated battle with the trucks when suddenly a small figure appeared in front of him and smacked him with a as metal stick.
As he was thinking the door suddenly opened, "Hey, Tanaka, are you okay?" a young man asked him, he looked at him carefully and found this guy looks like Ohta from Tanaka is always listless anime, only younger and doesn't have a long hair, he liked watching that anime so he kinda just knew it, "Ohta?" he asked.
"Y-yeah," Ohta replied, just then the young man remembered what Oota called him, he found a mirror near him so he picked it, this handsome but frail looking body, he was sure, it was Tanaka!
He was happy but also panicking at the same time, there is no past memories, he then looked at Ohta again and thought of something, "Ohta, I can't seem to remember my past" Tanaka replied.
"What!? did you have amnesia from that fall!?" Ohta was shocked.
"C-calm down, can you tell me what happened?" Tanaka said.
Ohta guided Tanaka back at his house then parted afterwards, Tanaka stared at their house which was normal, it perfectly fits on his description, he took the keys from his pockets and opened the door, "I'm back" Tanaka tried to act normal, though no one answered him back, he looked around the house and it looks like no one is home yet, he found his room where Tanaka sign is hanging by the door, he entered inside and was surprised, 'it's normal'.
He explored around the house and was able to know everything, he was still in middle school so he doesn't have 'those' and also for some reason his memory is very clear, memories from his past life.
He changed his clothes and went to the living room and watched T.V after 5 minutes he stopped, all of the shows are crap, the anime's being shown are also crap, just then he heard the door open.
"I'm home!" A female voice sounded.
Tanaka turned around, "Welcome back" he replied.
"Nii-chan" Rhino greeted him, this is Tanaka's little sister, he remembered her from the anime, Rino has black hair cut that is all the way to her jawline with straight cut bangs and black eyes.
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Rhino walked to him and then hugged him, Tanaka smiled and caressed her head, he is not a siscon, Tanaka also had a little sister from his past life so he knew how to take care of them, as for their parents, they had already left and won't ever comeback, the siblings were being taken cared of by their aunt.
At night Rhino cooked food and they ate dinner.
"..."
The next morning, Tanaka was on his way to school and met up with Ohta, Tanaka spent most of his years getting learning the worlds background and other things, 2 years later, Tanaka was became lazy, at first he was only unmotivated, then became lazy then afterwards became listless, he spent most of his time sleeping, Ohta got used to this and just carried him, Ohta became very big and quite scary.
"Achooo!" Ohta sneezed, he rubbed his nose and continued doing his work.
Tanaka was now lying in the living room and sleeping, Rhino arrived and went behind him then wrapped her hands around his waist, then hugged him, then sniffed him, then she...
And just like that time flew by, Tanaka is now a highschool student, though he became listless, he found nothing wrong with it, he felt good about it actually.
Today was entrance ceremony and Tanaka was sleeping outside beneath the tree, he loved the sun light shining over him and the wind making the cool breeze making his sleep much more comfortable, but it didn't last long.
"Hey you!" he heard someone yelled at him, he opened one eye and looked at the figure who called him, she had brown hair and very delicate figure.
"The ceremony is starting go inside" she said.
Tanaka just closed his eyes again and continued sleeping.
She angry and was about to do something when she heard someone.
"Excuse me" she turned around and saw a gigantic guy with deliquent like features, "Hii" she got scared and backed away.
"I-im not a bad guy, I-im Ohta, a freshman, sorry for surprising you miss" Ohta introduced himself.
"Kinoshita Hideyoshi, also a freshman and I'm a guy!" Hideyoshi said.
"What!?" Ohta was very shocked.
Tanaka also opened his eyes and looked at him closely and he found someone in his memories, Kinoshita Hideyoshi from Baka and Test anime, Tanaka closed his eyes again and continued sleeping, after a while "Tanaka, Let's go" Ohta said then picked Tanaka up, then carried him to the gymnasium where the Ceremony is gonna take place.
"...."
After the ceremony, Ohta carried Tanaka to their classroom, they were in the same class luckily, while walking on the way, Ohta didn't notice and bumped into someone, but he saw no one, "Ohta, down here" Tanaka said, Ohta looked down.
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Tanaka was caressing his head and then turned his head, he saw a small girl that has long, curly light brown hair that falls past her waist in waves, with large, dark amber eyes, the girl was also rubbing her fist, she looked up and saw a very big guy.
"A-are you okay?" Ohta asked.
"Y-yeah" the young girl replied, she then looked down and saw him carrying another guy who was staring at her, she also stared at him.
"I'm Tanaka, Nice to meet you" Tanaka introduced himself lazily.
"I'm Taiga Aisaka, Nice to meet you too" Taiga replied, she looked up again and no matter how many times she looks at the big guy she was scared, she was known for not being scared at anyone and always gets to fight but this was her first time seeing someone who looks really scary.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Ohta" Ohta introduced himself then smiled which made him look scary.
"Hii" Taiga shuddered then immediately run away, Ohta and Tanaka looked at the little figure who ran away very fast which made it awkward.
"You shouldn't bully little girls Ohta," Tanaka said.
"I didn't do anything," Ohta said, he then continued to carry Tanaka to their class.
It didn't take long for them to arrive in their classroom, Ohta looked around and found a seat near the window, he put Tanaka at the back and him at the front.
They always do this sitting arrangement because Tanaka always sleeps in class and Ohta was a big wall who will help him from being seen, Tanaka sat down at his seat and looked at his surrounding, he closed his eyes and felt the breeze blew past him, he then extended his hands and caressed the table.
"Perfect," he said, he then put his head on the table and went to sleep, Ohta didn't say anything and just did his thing.
A little while later their other classmates arrived in the room, Tanaka was sleeping peacefully when he felt someone tapped him in his shoulder, he didn't respond and just continued to sleep, after a few seconds, he was tapped again but still didn't respond, this thing continued for 3 minutes before Tanaka looked at who was destroying his peaceful sleep.
Tanaka saw a girl that has short, light grey/silver hair, large, sparkling blue eyes, and light skin tone, she looks like someone who will be perfect for a man's dream.
That's how it was supposed to be but Tanaka knew who this 'guy' was, his name is Saika Totsuka, he was his classmate in middle school, "What is it Saika?" Tanaka replied in a lazy tone, he was also thinking why he met up to many 'traps' today, he may be lazy for a relationship but he still like real girls but of course, his ideal one was Ohta.(Because Ohta could carry Tanaka which he found convenient and also takes care of Tanaka)
"W-what, I just wanted to say hello to you"Saika replied with a blush and a very cute pouting face.
"Hmm? Saika?" Ohta turned around and saw Saika.
Saika also noticed him and they talked together, Tanaka closed his eyes and fell asleep he wanted his days to be uneventful as always, a little bit later the teacher arrived, he entered the class in a laid back expression and was sighing from time to time, he had red hair and blue eyes. He wears rectangular glasses and wears his lab coat over a shirt with hoodie, however, puts the hood above the lab coat.
"Hey, All..." he said in a unmotivated voice, everyone returned to their seats and looked at the teacher, he then stood in the front looks like he was thinking of something, then after a while, he slammed his hands on his table then the unmotivated expression changed.
"I am your physics teacher, Junichirou Kagami!" he said, he then turned around and picked up chalk then started writing something on the blackboard.
"This is the URL to a popular smartphone game! In order to introduce yourself, we will play this game today!" Junichirou said.
"What!?" all of them were shocked, well, except for Tanaka who was happily sleeping, their talk continued until Junichirou promised that he would make the one who beat him in the game be perfect in the next exam.
Everyone got excited and immediately took out their phones and started playing the game, it didn't take long before the class ended, the next class was math, then after that, it was break time.
"Tanaka, Let's go eat" Ohta called Tanaka.
"Yeah," Tanaka weakly stood up, then saw Saika who was also going to eat with them, he then made his way to the cafeteria.
"A Burger and sweet bun please," Ohta told the old lady who was in charge, the old lady then went to take a burger and a sweet bun, she looked at the two young man in front of her and smiled, she handed the burger to Ohta and the sweet bun to Tanaka.
Tanaka extended his hands and grabbed the burger while Ohta extended his hand to grab the Sweet bun, the old lady was shocked, 'It was the other way!?' she said in surprise.
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