《the gaang and the fandom》atla edits; talk dirty
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"Onto more videos about us, whoo," Sokka said. Katara rolled her eyes at her brother's sarcasm, she was sure he actually enjoyed talking about himself despite what he was presenting.
"So it's Sokka and me. Wonder what that means?" Aang said.
Jason
"That's me." Aang pointed out.
Jason Derulo
"And that's me," Sokka added. "Who's Jason Derulo? Such a weird name." Suki nodded, agreeing with her boyfriend.
Get jazzy on it
I'm that flight that you get on, international
"Nice tsungi-horn playing, Aang," Sokka smirked. Aang rolled his eyes.
First-class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable
Sokka avoided the curious looks Suki was giving him as the past version of himself and Yue were sitting on Appa together.
'Cause I know what the girl them need,
New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport,
You make it hard to leave
Katara looked away, rosy cheeks and all. Aang avoided looking at her too, despite her also trying not to look.
Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk dirty to me
"Yue!? She never said that!" Sokka was turning red and was also starting to sweat as he and Yue kissed on screen. "UH! It was before you and me! You know..." Suki only raised an eyebrow.
Toph couldn't see but she had a feeling of what was going on. She cackled, along with Katara, who seemed to snap out of her dazed state.
Talk dirty to me
Katara frowned, she really didn't need to be reminded of those girls in the dance party.
Talk dirty to me
Zuko chuckled at the image of Sokka in cactus juice state, he'd never seen him look so delirious before.
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Talk dirty to me
Get jazzy on it
You know the words to my songs
No Habla Ingles
Our conversations ain't long
Aang blushed, Katara seeing him all blushy around her was in his list of the top five of the most embarrassing things that have happened in my life.
But you know what is
Katara grimaced at the sexual innuendo in the lyrics. Sokka started laughing, and Aang looked confused. Toph and Sokka started laughing like it was the most ludicrous thing they'd heard before as they watched the drill appear on the screen.
I know what the girl them want,
London to Taiwan
Katara parodied her past self and rolled her eyes at Aang blushing at the little girls on Kyoshi.
"What's a Lon-don?" Zuko tried to pronounce the words, splitting the word in half as he did. Oddly enough, Taiwan sounded normal, unlike 'Lon-don'. Suki shrugged, "Probably some country or something in their world."
I got lipstick stamps on my passport
I think I need a new one
Aang remembered the Cave of Two Lovers, it was actually really nice since he got to kiss Katara but maybe not so when they thought they were about to die in the cave and the fact that he literally offended a girl in every way he could when it came to kissing.
Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk dirty to me
Katara covered her face, it looked too much like Aang actually saying those words. If he had back then, then she didn't know what she would've done.
Aang was a little confused about what 'talk dirty to me' meant, were they talking about dirt?? Maybe words have different meanings than a century ago? Like 'sick'?
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Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Katara ignored the urge to roll her eyes when she saw Aang and the girl dance together.
Uno, met your friend in Rio
Dos, she was all on me-o
Tres, we can menage a three though
Quatro, ooh (2 Chainz!) Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis
Aang looked scandalized like he was about to faint. Zuko wasn't doing well either, he'd never been great when it came to sexual stuff. Sokka massaged his temples, and Suki was beginning to blush a little.
Katara was trying to ignore why Suki could be blushing, cause there is no way she's going to be thinking about her brother and Suki doing...the nasty in the tents.
Gilbert Arenas, guns on deck
Chest to chest, tongue on neck
International oral sex
Aang gasped, he had no idea people could be so vulgar. Wasn't oral some kind of doctor???
Every picture I take, I pose a threat
Bought a jet, what do you expect?
Her pussy's so good I bought her a pet
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"
Suki jaw dropped, why did it have to be her and Sokka in this?! Aang wanted to pull on the nonexistent hairs on his scalp, why were they talking about cats??
Katara blushed at the clearly confused look on his face, he had no idea about the modern slang. Toph was trying to not laugh for once, but it was over when she felt Sokka's heartbeat rise again.
Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk dirty to me
Aang flushed. They had gotten too close then they were dancing back then... While Aang didn't really notice, Katara was well aware of that fact as she danced.
Talk dirty to me (you you you)
Talk dirty to me (yeah yeah)
Talk dirty to me (talk to me)
Talk dirty to me (oh yeah)
Get jazzy on itWhat? I don't understand!
"I like how they matched the music with the dancing scenes." Zuko croaked out, he was dying of both embarrassment and second-hand embarrassment from listening to something so vulgar. "Yes. It was very cool." Sokka managed out. Suki had a strained smile on her face, "I agree." She said, robotically.
Aang and Katara avoided looking at each other, and Sokka and Suki were looking at each other with forced smiles. Embarrassing wasn't even the half of it.
Toph took a deep breath, trying to calm herself. She knew why they were so flustered - after all, they were just a few kids with no parents around to tell them what's wrong.
And also, Sokka and Suki were really
loud in that tent.
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