《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM IMAGINES》ROHIT SHARMA - ITS YOUR B'DAY
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Virat - Guys whats the plan for Ro's b'day?
Shikhar - Are you seriously asking that in a group where Ro is there?
Hardik- Virat is gone mad.
Jadeja - Really? Then I know the best birthday gift for Ro.
Hardik- What?
Jadeja - Captaincy
Shikhar - Headlines - Team India captain Virat Kohli, gone mad, BCCI replaces him with Rohit Sharma😂😂
Kuldeep - Virat bhai is not mad
Jasprit - Yes
Hardik - You mean he is?
Jasprit - Noooo. I meant yes he is not mad.
Hardik - I know I know, what you wanted to say 😉
Bhuvi - Stop troubling him Harry
Hardik- Okay, only because you insist
Rahul - Where did you learn this word from???
Hardik - I knew it, I am not dumb
Rahul - We definitely that you are not dumb
Virat - Mahi bhaiiiiiiiiiiii
MSD - Ya what happened Cheeku
Shikhar - Cheeku ne bulaya aur Mahi bhai haazir
Virat - See they are not letting me plan for Ro's birthday
MSD - Why would you plan for his birthday in a group where he is?
Shikhar - I asked the exact same thing Mahi bhai, Virat is gone nuts
Kuldeep - Virat bhai is not gone nuts
Hardik - Here comes Kuliya to the rescue
Yuzi - Only I can call him that so get lost
Hardik - Ouch, mean
Virat - Mahi bhaiiiiiii
MSD - What is it now?
Virat - They are diverting the topic every single time
MSD - But first tell me why would you plan for Ro's birthday in a group where he is there
Virat - Ro is sleeping
Shikhar - As always
Yuzi - He is not sleeping always 😡
Jadeja - Kulcha part ways
Kuldeep - What?
Yuzi - What the hell?
Hardik - You both are supporting two different people
Kuldeep - No we are supporting both
Yuzi - yes we support both
Hardik - Kulch did not part ways yet Jaddu
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Jadeja - sad
Virat - MAHI BHAI COME NOW
MSD - What happened now?
Virat - They are diverting the topic again
Hardik - Why would someone sleep early before their own birthday?
Virat - because they are not waiting for people to wish them
Shikhar - Burnt
Rahul- Something burnt?
Yuzi - Jalne ki badboo aa rahi hain
Jinks - Wait
Jadeja - You are alive?
Jinks - Very funny, yes
Jadeja - I thought you were dead
Jinks - Ignore him. Do you see how excited Virat is to plan Ro's birthday?
Shikhar - Good observation.
MSD - He also checked if Ro is sleeping or not
Shikhar - Isnt Ro always sleeping ?
MSD - Good point
Virat - Can we plan
Hardik - What if I say no?
Jassi - Why would you tell no to Virat bhai?
Hardik - Cause everyone is not like you
Bhuvi - Stop it Harry and Jassi
Virat - I am the captain and no one tells no to me.
MSD - Not even me?
Virat - No
Jadeja - Virat said no to Mahi bhai
Shikhar - 😮
Bhuvi - 😐
Hardik - ☹😳🙁🙁
Virat - Sorry sorry, I did not see who typed. Sorryyyyyyyyy
MSD - Why are you so excited for his birthday planning?
Shikhar - Not like we can go to his house and surprise him
Rahul - Exactly
Virat - But we both are in Mumbai, in the same area.
Shikhar - You get that Audi R8 of yours and you go to jail the next minute
Bhuvi - Any one will recognise you by your car in the empty roads.
Jadeja - Isnt that exactly why every one should have a horse.
MSD - Are you serious? They should have a bike.
Virat - Bhai, you too?
MSD - Bikes are better.
Jadeja - No horse
MSD - No bike
Hardik - Jaddu if fighting with Mahi bhai 😲😨
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Virat - Ro's birth day
MSD - Why are you so excited
Virat - He is becoming old, a old man. He needs to realize that.
MSD - What an amazing reason.
Shikhar - You realize that you are h=just a year younger than him?
Hardik - Virat is an oldie
Jassi - No bhai is very young and dashing.
Virat - Thanks Jassi, I know
Jinks - Now what happened to the plan?
Virat - You guys wasted all the time, useless people.
Hardik - Jassi, Kuli, Rahul. Mahi bhai also? Hawwww so baddd
Jaddu - Very bad Virat
Shikhar - Very very bad
Rahul - Guys only 10 second more for Ro bhaiya's birthday.
Virat - And we still dont have a plan
Shikhar - You saw how Rahul called Ro, bhaiya and Virat did not react?
Virat - HAPPY BIRTHDAY RO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MSD - Happy birthday Ro
Shikhar - Happy birthday B-Ro Man
Jadeja - Happy old age Ro
Hardik - Budhapan mubarak ho Ro
Rahul - Happy birthday Ro bhaiya
Bhuvi - Happy birthday RO
Jinks - Happy birthday to you Ro
Yuzi - Rohitaaaaa, happy birthday
Kuldeep - Happy birthday to Ro bhai
Jasprit - Happy birthday Ro bhai
Rohit - What the hell is happening here?
Hardik - Good morning
Shikhar - Its someone called Rohit Sharma's birthday
Rohit - Its my birthday today?
Virat - I told you he is getting old. Before he used to forget others birthday but now he forgot his own birthday
Rohit - Is it actually my birthday today?
MSD - God, are you serious Ro? Where am I stuck?
Rohit - Matlab sach mein its my birthday?
Jinks -
Rohit - Its actually my birthday. Happy birthday to me. 🎉🎉🎁🎁🎂🎂
Jaddu - Eat some almonds please
Jinks - You finally got some brains Jaddu. Is that because of almonds too?
Hardik - Did you just roast JADDU??
Shikhar - Big fan Jinks.
Rohit - Its my birthday guys!!! Wish me
MSD - What did we just do?
Rohit - You guys wished me already?
Jassi - Yes Ro bhai
Rohit - Oh okay wish again then. I did not see.
Hardik - There is a scroll up option, use it
Yuzi- Where did you buy your brains from Harry?
Hardik - Why you also need it?
Virat - I have a birthday gift for you Ro
Rohit - What the hell is this?
Virat - I liked this post, now people think our rift is true
Rohit - What an amazing birthday gift
Shikhar - 🤐😶
MSD - Why did I not die before I saw this?
Virat - Noooooooooooo Mahi bhai, dont talk like that
Rohit - Yes Mahi bhai, dont talk like that
Jinks - You both agree about something?
Virat - On a serious note I hate you Rohit Sharma
Bhuvi - Totally why you were excited for his birthday
Rohit - Awww you were excited for my birthday. So cuteee
Virat - No he is lying.
Hardik - Bhuvi does not lie
Jassi - Yes he does not
Rohit - Guys a question
Jaddu - Now what?
Rohit - Is it really my birthday?
Virat - Was Wikipedia not enough?
Jinks - Exactly I did so much hardwork to send that screen shot
Rohit - I need gift then
Virat - Break your diet for a day bas kush
Rohit - I did not need your permission for that, thanks
Yuzi - He literally had sev puri yesterday
Bhuvi - Are you stalking him?
Yuzi - Nah bhabhz put it on the story
Hardik - Jobless creature
Kuldeep - Not like you are busy
Rohit - I need gift
Rahul - I feel you bhai
Virat - What feel you ha? He is a budha, how can you feel him?
Hardik - His birthday was around 2 weeks back if you remember
Jadeja - Jealous creature
Virat - Mahi bhaiii
MSD - What is it now?
Virat - I am not jealous
MSD - Very good.
Rohit - Its really my birthday.
Virat - You realize that now? Now?
Rohit - Ritsy made choco lava cake I am going bye
Virat - No you will become more fat. You are out of the team Mr. Rohit Sharma
Rohit - You are just jealous, you cant have it.
Virat - I AM NOT JEALOUS
Rohit - Yaya bye and its my birthday. I am just reminding dont forget
Virat - We forgot your birthday?
MSD - Stop DO NOT FIGHT. Its your birthday Ro khush!!!
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