Duhn-Dadadah!

It's the End of the Month Edit Session!

That means there will, unfortunately, be no Chapter Uploads this week and this Footnote will not be included in any of the Chapters. But I will be back on course in a Week, If this Time gets extended, I'll call ahead as a Warning.

This will be the schedule I'm going to adhere to. It's not to annoy or alienate you, my dear readers, It's to maximize the Stroy potential and Elevate the artform.

Okay, that last line was a tad pretentious, Tacky. Either way, I'm doing this because it's healthy, not because I want to. Trust me. But I paid good money to have the flaws pointed out and Now I gotta deal with it. If you have any, and I mean Any, suggestions. Let me know, comments are open, always have been, and Messanger still Works. I don't mind people dropping in for a Chat.

I Quiet prefer it actually.

Please be Patient and Submit All potential edit Suggestions in the comments section below.

Have a Nice Day and Come again Next week when these issues are sorted. Sorry.

(This next part is padding, cause, RR won't allow postings under 500 words, so I thought you might like something to distract from the aimless waste of time this all is, Ignore if you wish.)

40 ways You know You've drunk too much Coffee When...

1. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using a timer.

2. Even when parked, you collect Speeding Tickets.

3. You've just finished a New Sweater, Despite being incapable of knitting.

4. You always grab the door, Just before someone knocks.

5. You must watch everything in Fast Froward on the Highest setting, To keep from growing Bored.

6. You can Ski uphill without trouble.

7. You find yourself constantly needing new shoes.

8. Reports of UFOs in your area skyrocket.

9. Your Vacation Home is called "Maxwell House"

10. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

11. Your Dog is Named "Valdez"

12. You don't need any home appliances, The jobs are already done.

13. You have insomnia

15. You're constantly missing a few things.

16, People think you listen to speed rap.

17. You've read this list twice already.

18. Lightspeed is too slow.

19. You're grinding your beans.

20. The Starbucks guy spells your name right.

21. You don't remember that trip to Turkey everyone is asking about.

32. You find yourself leaving in the middle of a senten-

33. THe Gas pedal in your car is worn out.

34. You don't have a car, you have a Pushcart.

35. NASA keeps asking about that new Rocket Fuel

36. This Is your 9th Reading of this joke.

37. You find yourself in strange places, like, The Moon.

38. You now have time for everything.

39. Fighter jets have to keep pace with You.

40. You like the Pot clean every morning, just to be sure you got all of it before starting another pot.