《The Collected Short Stories of Necrontyr525》LCDR K. Loggins, UEVN
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I had to stop and stare at the human fighters. They looked like armored wedges more than anything else; wide and thin, like the smile of an axe turned on its side with a whole lot of attitude. Ours were thin needles with massive anti-grav fins, the better to piece the atmosphere of our homeworld. I wondered how the human aircraft would fare, they looked like they would have problems getting in the air without anti-grav. And I couldn’t see any hardpoints for weapons either, leaving me to wonder just how these aircraft fought. I stepped closer, seeing a group of human pilots clustered around, talking excitedly.
“You see the atmo stats Skywalker? This place actually has a stratosphere!”
“Yeah, I did Dogger. And it caps at eighty thousand feet. Can’t Kadena the sam sites, we’re gonna have to weasle them.”
“So? Just means we get to have some fun for once man! We might even get clearance all the way up to 20%. Maybe even missiles too!”
“Alright Dogger, zip it. TG’ll be back in a bit, and we need to cross-check the grav and atmo density again. Phoenix, what’s the grav number look like? In UEVN numbers, please.”
“Zero dot seven three three Gee. Heavy enough to keep us in atmo, light enough we’re gonna have to watch the throttles. TG will have the egghead’s woorkup on max safe throttle and weapons. You know they don’t tell us squat.”
A large, warm hand clasped me on the shoulder, “Come to see the Birds eh? Just remember to use your ear protection when we takeoff here in a bit. And don’t be behind the planes when do either. Engine wash is a rough mistress.”
I blinked, processing his words, and read the patch on his uniform. LCDR K. Loggins, UEVN.
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“Call me TG. I’ll give you the tour later, but you’re gonna want to watch the tapes too. Now, we’ve a bit of a scramble situation here. Your air raid sirens will be lighting off in a minute, but our carrier picked them up first. Eyes in orbit are hard to hide from.”
With that, he slapped my shoulder again and headed over to his pilots.
“Alright, listen up. Three minute scramble alert, so no time for a full briefing on the ground. Max throttle is one seven point zero percent, WEP at one nine dot zero percent. Max safe altitude is seven five thousand feet, after that you go trans-atmo. Missiles are a no-go, eggheads haven’t got the atmo comp down one hundred percent yet. That means we are guns only. Phoenix?”
“Count on the hostiles?”
“The Tyler puts it at sixty-four, unknown mix of bomb-trucks and fighters, in the first wave, with three more waves behind that. No other questions? Right. Saddle up and let’s get airborne.”
The air raid siren started to scream, shaking the bones in my body. The four humans just ran for their aircraft and jumped impossibly high by our standards, landing in the open cockpits. Moments later small circles opened on the ‘thick’ back edges of the aircraft and a massive howl drowned out even the air raid sirens. I clutched my ears and watched in awe as the human aircraft rolled forwards and leapt into the sky impossibly quickly. Even my top-of-the line fighter would take three times as long to lift.
The ‘engine wash’ I had been warned about threw a luckless fuel bowser (thankfully empty) across the runway and into a ditch. I had to swallow and remind myself to actually run for my own aircraft. The humans were going to need help against those sorts of odds.
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I still couldn’t believe the combat footage, even after my own commanders had vouched for it. It matched all of our own tracking data, it matched the wreckage scattered on the ground, it even matched my own memories of the fight.
Four human aircraft had slaughtered four full attack waves, each over sixty aircraft strong, without even a scratch. ‘TG’ alone had one hundred and forty confirmed kills. And they had done it without firing a single missile, lazer, plasma cannon, or any other seeking or hit-scan weapon. It had all been done with ludicrously overpowered ‘20mm rotary cannon’, six each in the leading edge of each aircraft, firing lumps of steel and explosives.
The four human pilots were all kicked back, chatting away like nothing had happened. Like they hadn’t just wiped the skies clear of a ridiculous number of foes with limited to no more than ‘last-ditch’ weapons, flying at only one fifth of their maximum speed, and then gone on to drain the foe’s air defence batteries by deliberately offering themselves as targets and then forcing every incoming shot to miss.
I shook my head in wonder. What sort of terrors would these human fighters be if they were allowed to really cut loose?
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The Anime Trope System : Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG. [WEB NOVEL SUSPENDED.]
By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more… This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore. This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him: demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl… A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor… In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not. Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods… ~A lover of character development... -----WARNING: Episode 7 and beyond will intensify in sexual content, sexual humor, sexual/sex scenes, + references may ramp up a lot. You have been warned. (This is humor and mature content. FICTION. Anything that an adventurer-type do is risky. This is not for the faintest of hearts.) (There are also Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia references and sex scenes in here. Once again, fair warning.) Additional tags: [ Satire, Adult, Mature audiences only, Monster girls from the monster girl encyclopedia enemy types mostly in volume 1.] NOTICE AS OF FEB 2019: Web novel hiatus indefinitely due to Amazon policy, people translating my shit and charging money for it, posting this on other sites without my permission. Please join discord and/or Facebook page for updates. Patreon will continue to get chapters as normal. Thank you truly for understanding! This is my livelihood and I don't want to lose it. ----- This series will cotninue on--a fun tribute to anime of all forms and satire--so much fun to write. Feel free to let it be that safety net in your library. Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for years xD. [See Amazon for edited versions + further continuations. See Facebook page or patreon for updates. And welcome to Team Stone.] Inspiration: PERSONA. Mob Psycho 100., Dragon Ball Z, Anime in general, anime waifus, anime waifu monster girls and MGE, The Land LitRPG audiobook. ---------- Advanced chapters and special bonuses now on: Patreon.com/syr456 Discord channel: https://discord.gg/t2qVaAR or cQMPSJG ^if you have any questions, concerns or vents, this would be the best place to reach me. Or if you're bored, want to increase the numbers, etc xD. MANGA can be found here: (https://Animetropesystem.net) Anime 3-minute OP and series are still TBA. There is a studio that will be contacted. Artwork can be found on Discord: Official Artwork channel. Facebook page: Syr456. Patreon. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Series timeline: -Professionally edited version of the works can be found on Amazon. Audiobooks can be found on Audible, released as the narrator in line with the narrator's schedule and Audible's.Reborn editions = old versions edited by the editor and converted to the new format. Volumes 12 and beyond began in the new format. It's a free update if you already own it. Volume 1-20 = season 1 on amazon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus: Volume 2's description: The story continues, following the events of its predecessor. In the anime world, Satovia, Clyde still battles the anime tropes, but no longer dances at the fingertips of the watchers. However, his friends have real issues, problems that intertwine with his own mission. 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