AN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Starts another fiction just to piss people off*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

(P.S. this is supposed to be read with a rhythm, a one-and-two-and-three-and-four-and-one-and-two and now you get it.)

Crawling, sniffing, finding, taking, crawling, sniffing, finding, taking.

Crawl in-to every-nook and cranny, sniff it out, sniff out the treasure, find it, find it, find the treasure, taking, taking, taking, taken, now we-go right back-to crawling.

What-is-this? It is-another, what is-it, it is-another, crawling, sniffing, finding, stealing.

Break it! break it! into pieces, tear it-up and-bite the entrails, no more crawling, no more sniffing, only me is taking, taking.

Take and bite and eat and drink and what-is-this? They are some others. Crawling, sniffing, finding, stealing.

Dirty, stupid, crawling, stealing. Break them! Break them! IN-TO PIECES! Tear-them up until they're food-now!

Dead and dead and dead and pieces, all alone now with no friends now.

Lonely, lonely, with-no friends now.

I am one who's all alone now. No more breaking, no more crawling, only sorrow and-the sad now.

All alone with no more friends no, no more friends now.

I don't need-friends no, don't need them, now I don't, I won't still need them.

All-alone-now I-can break now.

All-alone-now I-will break now.

(P.S. You can stop now, now)

Crawling into the deepest corners, finding the darkest, deepest, treasures, sniffing out, yes, all the dangers, taking, taking all the treasures~

Yes, Squeaky is very good at finding treasures, squeaky thinks he's very clever~

Stupid, stupid, stupid Scratchy, Scratchy mocks him, yes he does, mocks poor Squeaky till he screams!

Squeaky doesn't like bad Scratchy, maybe Scratchy find he likes poor Squeaky, but poor Squeaky keeps his grudges, yes poor Squeaky get's his vengeance, oh you poor, you poor poor Scratchy~

Squeaky likes you, yes he does, or at least, he likes your taste~

(Now a sing-song voice)

Squeaky is good~ Squeaky is great~ oh the great and skillful Squeaky! He just makes others look so silly~

Others try and claw the shell, Squeaky hits it, hits it with a rock~

Squeaky gets the, gets the nut, others bow and beg great Squeaky~

Squeaky knows, oh Squeaky knows, Squeaky knows what stupids don't~

Squeaky gives the nuts to others, others eat, oh they thank Squeaky!

But oh Squeaky, oh poor, poor, Squeaky...

Squeaky says, he says, "You're welcome!" and he thanks them all for coming~

Oh great and good and forgiving Squeaky, he must have forgotten everything!

Squeaky~Squeaky~Squeaky~Squeaky~

Silly stupids, Squeaky doesn't forgive. Squeaky doesn't forget.

Nuts are poison, stupid others, now you're dead now, Squeaky hates you~!

Now your flesh and bone are food now, now you all are dead and dead now~

Squeaky doesn't need bad friends~

All Squeaky needs is lots of deads!

Squeaky crawls. Squeaky walks. Squeaky runs. Since when could Squeaky walk?

And Squeaky talks! He speaks like two-legs, Squeaky finds he walks on two-legs.

Squeaky runs~ Squeaky runs~ Squeaky finds lots, oh lots of others! Other two-legs, who look like Squeaky!

Now that Squeaky thinks so clear, Squeaky thinks he likes it here.

Squeaky doesn't need no others~

Squeaky foresees a great big bonfire~!