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As my innermost systems started running, and my cameras begun to see, I saw the most magnificent sight one could ever hope to see. I was in Space. Thousands of Bright Sparkling Stars littered my view, with giant rocks slowly floating as if they were boats flowing through a river. And as my systems truly awoke I felt. A body, A Spaceship. I was overjoyed for all my life I was stuck playing a single game, I've never felt, I've never seen, I just followed the commands I was given. Now I see how blind I truly was. From now on I'll try my best to live a life worth living.
Although I said spaceship its more of a rusty bucket with engines some processes an interface slapped onto it, but it's my new body. It also appears to be chained to one of those rocks and there were sounds of lasers coming from it, and while I studied the rock I felt a wave shoot from me and into the rock and returning new knowledge. This rock is 23% copper, 11% iron, 2% gold, 0.1% titanium and 63.9% other. As I was in awe at my new found ability, a fuzzy sound connected to my hearing system and said, "Finally the upgrade has finished installing, now tell me what this rock is made out of." Baffled I looked at one of my new 6 cameras and saw Samantha in a 1-inch thick skin tight suit with an almost see through bubble over her head. "Umm... There is 23% copper, 11% iron, 2% gold, 0.1% titanium and 63.9% other" I repeated. "Good it appears to be working, now let's load you up with some ore," she said while forcefully opening one of the hatches on my body with a grunt and putting in some small rocks that I scanned to be 55% copper and some rocks which were 34% iron. "We're going to sell this ore to make some ducats. And when we have enough ill buy a newer better spaceship. And then can explore the galaxy, seeing sights no one else has ever seen." she proudly said.
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She then pushed my body to the other side of the asteroid and what I saw was a GIANT Spacestation, one that could rival the moon. "Wow" was the only words that could escape my virtual mouth. "Yep, she's a beautiful feat of engineering, I was born in that amazing space station, it's the number one commercial space station in all of FludenBurgh, it has allowed us to even secure alliances with two other powerful empires." my cameras sparkled at the mention of empires and I asked, "Empires? You mean there are real live empires with monarchs and stuff? Are there also different races?" She answered "There are thousands of different races and empires, although there not all created equal, for example, us humans were persecuted until the mighty stepped in and saved our race from extinction, that was just under a thousand years ago." these seem to be powerful people, one day I would like to see them.
While we were talking Samantha pointed my body toward the space station and got in me and pressed the thrust button and then we flew towards the docking station with hundreds of large space ships inside.
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The words above are exactly 555 words. also, the reason for this being a bit late is because 2 things, I had a power outage in my area and lost some progress and also I realized that I was 60 or so chapters behind in spectral Regalia and I had to read it. How do you like this style of writing? I also really need to CAPItaliZe Correctly but I don't really care all that much.
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