Welcome to my brandNew Job.

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As all this information floods my systems, I hear sound! Real life sound. Previously my creators didn't install those

upgrades on me,it was only text. Its wonderfull!

"Work Faster you peice of Junk!" ???

Oh that must be what a human sounds like, its so refreshing to hear. I wonder what it looks like. I hope its as I

imagined.

"THIs THING is slowER tHAN My dead GrandMOther"

Oh I do hope this human, isn't overheating. His voice modulator seems to be malfunctioning.

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Sight fills my imagination and i struggle to pick out whats there. So many things theres a cilender made out of rusty metal with things inside. Their are two weirdly shaped moving creature that has flabby holes. They seam to be communicating. So weird.

"50 ducets for this piece of Bleep" says one of the creature, these creatures appear to be useing words that are not in my dictionary.

"Well this isnt some normal peice of bleep, its only slow because it was just started, just a baby Ai, you see and if you keep yellin at me im going to have to ask you to leave. " BLEEP "Oh and it appears to have finnished." said the other one.

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"Now young Ai please tell us your Name." The same one.

"Umm..." Blarg

"Go on don't be shy." Still him

"Master told me not to talk to strangers." Blarg

"JUST TELL US YOU BLEEPIN NAME ALREADY" The overheating one.

"...." Blarg

The cooled flabby, looked at the other flabby and stared. Some how the overheating one took it as a sign to leave sayin "I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS STUPID AI ANYWAYS."

"Well, that guy was a jerk" the remaining one whispered.

"How about i tell you my name first and then I wont be stranger anymore?"

"I guess that would work...Hmmm"

"My name Gerald"

"You have fullfilled the requirements for being consider a not stranger. So my name is Blarg the Destroyer."

"Thats a odd name for a modular spaceship AI to have."

"Meh. SpaceShip? I was just a botting Ai for RuinedScrape."

"RuinedScrape? never heard of that thing." Ive begun to notice that these flabby things have a resemblance to the ingame characters. I think they might be, DUHDUHDUH, Humans i need to confirm.

"Are you a real live BREathing HUmaN!?"

"Of course I am you should of had some preprogrammed knowledge about these things. Weird, Are you Bugged?"

"Well, I do have a manuel but i have yet to read it."

"I guess you dont know what your job is, do ya."

"Nope : )"

"So basically you're an AI that can be anything from a pilot to a engineer, the opertunities are endless, if you have the ducets to buy the modules of course."

"That sounds Amazing! but what are ducets?"

"They are a curenncy that one trades to get stuff in return."

"Intresting. So im 50 ducets. is that alot"

"well its a decent price, enough for someone to last week off it."

"so one would have to make more than 2 weeks of ducets to buy me."

"Thats one way of sayin it."

There is ring as a door swings open.

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Yay decently longer than the last one this time its about 1-2 minutes long if you average. if you read this far thank you. .I wonder who will it be that walks through the door. There may also be a ton of inconsistencies and spelling mistakes.