《Suits》The Annoying GM's
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“Ho ho ho now I know why Tess, oops I mean Electri has her eyes on you. Who wouldn’t want a strong young man like you.”
Standing in front of me stood a beautiful brown haired women who had an outstanding build. She stood about two inches shorter than me at 5’9, but had a slender athletic body that barely showed her true strength.She wore a tank top and some kind of mesh shorts that were way too short.
“I take it you are another GM too then. So whats your purpose here and where are the villages.”
“Hmm sharp and to the point, you know you aren’t that fun.A beautiful goddess shows herself to you and all you can think about is if everyone is okay.”
She is about to make me mad. “Where is everyone answer the question.”
Playfully she walked up to me and started to examine me with eyes of interest like she found a new toy. As she circled me she traced her finger on my body.
“You are totally wasted on Tess you know that. Tell you what work for me and I will give you anything you want, what do you say.
“argh” I take her by the shoulders and pinn her to a near by wall. “Are you even listening to me. Stop dreaming off in you fantasy land and tell me where everyone is. I couldn't care less about you GM’s.”
“Oh so forceful. I didn't know you had this kind of side to you. If you keep being like this then I might just have to take you.” She draws her head close to mine and tries to kiss me.
“W-w-w-what are y-y-you d-doing Sam get your hands of him.”
“Oh hi Tess,” the woman known as Sam slips under my arm and confronts the young miss. “Couldn’t you have came later me and him were having an adult conversation nothing for a kid like you to hear.”
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“Who are you callin a child I am twenty-two you, you old hag.”
“Old hag how dare you.”
As the girls start fighting I am left there standing. Who do these people think they are. The vein on forehead starts to pop out again. These idiots are supposed to be gods.
While fighting they didn’t notice me angrily walk over to them. “HEY!” as they turned around I bonk both of them on the head and leave them both crying on the ground.
When all was settled I had two GM’s on their knees in front of me rubbing their hurt heads. “Now that everything's settled down can anyone tell me whats going on.”
Electri,Tess raises her hand up in the air and waits for me to call on her. “Yes Te-Electri you may answer.”
“While I was running I mean patrolling the area I noticed a feild feild covering this village so I came to investigate. The magic has cause everyone in this village to stay asleep and all of them are in their beds. After checking a couple of the houses I heard fighting and came here to see you to m-making out.”
“Relax we weren't doing anything of the sort. So Sam care to explain yourself.”
“No” she turns her head in the opposite direction and avoids my gaze.
BONK “OWW OWW OWW!!” “Explain NOW!”
“Fine. I heard that Tess got a new toy so I wanted to mess with it. I cast a spell putting everyone to sleep and blocked this area from players to come in. I payed a couple idiots to attack you when you came to see what was so special about you.”
BONK “OWW OWW OWW, what was that for?”
“That was for being stupid now get rid of the spell this instant and go and think about what you have done.”
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With a flash she was gone and me and Electri was left alone. “Now for you.”I grab her ear and start pulling her to the mana rail. “You think you can run away, leave me stranded, and cheat me of my wishes huh.”
“NO NO NO please someone save me.”
As I get closer to the mana rail I spot Andrea with a look of shock on her face.
“Spade what are you doing with that girl isn’t that a little mean. If you keep that up no one will want to marry her with only one ear.”
“NOO!! Please don’t rip my ear off. I am sorry I will never run again please just let go of my ear.”
“No now be quite. As for you Andrea tell Gyps to meet me in the animal car in five minutes.”
“B-but…”
“Go or else.”
A frightened Andrea runs into the distance as I drag the young miss to the animal car.
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