Earth 21

Alexa's View

"You're not interested in Y/n?" Hunter asks.

"She's cool, just way too desperate." I say.

You got that lemonade, but, baby, I ain't buying

"I don't know anything about except that she is a cocky bitch. " I say.

Need something hotter to melt the ice

"So she's thirsty!" Hunter asks.

Get you some Gatorade because your mouth is drying

"All the time." I say.

From drooling over me day and night

"Hey." Y/n says.

"Bye!" Hunter says before hanging up.

"Yes?" I ask sighing.

"We should go on a date tomorrow." Y/n says.

"We can hang out, but I'm not going on a date with you." I say.

"Why not?!" Y/n asks.

"What is your problem? You want me to go out with you when I don't shut about you. You could be 15 for all I know." I say.

Can't you hold your horses?

I know you want the cake, but don't skip all the courses

"You're being too desperate. I am not hard to please but I hate when someone is thirsty. I'm not even gonna think about going on a date with you until I know you." I say.

Boy, you're too thirsty-ay-ay-ay-ay for me, eh-eh

Won't get to first ba-a-a-a-ase by begging me

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"Talk to me first and I'll think about it. I just need to you give me a little room." I say.

You wanna play the game?

Give me a little space and, maybe, you'll get a taste

"Just relax and stop being a thirsty bitch." I say.

Boy you're too thirsty-ay-ay-ay-ay for me, eh-eh

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"Okay, I'm sorry." Y/n says.

T to the H to the I-R-S-T-Y, you thirsty

I smile and shoo her away.

You thirsty (Da da da da da da)

Time Skip

"If Y/n makes you happy, what's the issue?" Hunter asks.

"I really really like Y/n but she's moving a little too fast for me." I say.

You want that Bottle Pop, you want that Coca-Cola

But I'm not ready to open up

"You've been dating for a week, that's longer than the average lesbian couple. You're supposed to be married with a baby after 1 month." Hunter says.

"Yeah, well, I'm not like that. Y/n's hinting that she wants more but I think she needs to slow her roll." I say.

You want my walls to drop, wanna invite me over

Then I'mma need you to slow that talk

"She wants dessert before she even finishes the appetizer." I say.

Can't you hold your horses?

I know you want the cake, but don't skip all the courses

"It's like she's desperate." I say.

Boy, you're too thirsty-ay-ay-ay-ay for me, eh-eh

Won't get to first ba-a-a-a-ase by begging me

(Da da da da da da)

"She just needs to back up a little." I say.

You wanna play the game?

Give me a little space and, maybe, you'll get a taste

Boy you're too thirsty-ay-ay-ay-ay for me, eh -

"She doesn't really listen but you should try talking to her. I told her to stop leaving clothes on her room floor and to pick them up. She laughed in my face and started putting them through the house but it could be different for you." Hunter says.

"I — okay." I say.

"Bye." Hunter says.

"Bye." I say.

I hang up and call Y/n.

"Hey." Y/n says.

"Hey." I say.

"I can't hear you." Y/n says.

"Hello." I say.

"I can't fucking hear you, it's too dark in here. Sike, leave a message bitch." Y/n says.

I groan loudly and hang up.

Y/n calls me back and I answer my phone.

"Did you like my new voicemail?" Y/n asks.

"No." I say.

"Y/n, listen. I really like you but you're gonna have to slow your roll. You're coming off a desperate." I say.

Now, I'm not sayin' that you're not my type

All that I'm sayin' is girls never like

Boys who come chasing without any steeze

We don't like them that thirsty

"Like I said I really like you but you're moving a little too fast for me." I say.

Now I'm not sayin' that you're not my type

All that I'm sayin' is girls never like

Boys who come chasing without any steeze

We don't like them that thirsty

"See, in my last relationship, they wanted to move very quickly. That's how all of my exes were. I just thought moving fast was the route to take." Y/n says.

Boy, you're too thirsty-ay-ay-ay-ay for me, eh-eh

Won't get to first ba-a-a-a-ase by begging me

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"Well, that's not how I wanna roll so you don't have to." I say.

Boy you're too thirsty-ay-ay-ay-ay for me, eh-eh

Won't get to first ba-a-a-a-ase by begging me

(Da da da da da da)

"Oh, thank god." Y/n says.

You wanna play the game?

Give me a little space and, maybe, you'll get a taste

Boy you're too thirsty-ay-ay-ay-ay for me, eh-eh

(Da da da da da da)

I laugh and smile.

T to the H to the I-R-S-T-Y, you thirsty

You thirsty

"I'll call you tomorrow so we can hang out." I say.

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"Sounds good to me." She says.

T to the H to the I-R-S-T-Y, you thirsty

"Bye." I say.

You thirsty

"Bye." Y/n says.

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