《The Jamaican Savage and Ratched kinda Love》'Birthnight Edition'
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Reigns POV
"One week and still nutten bossy! Di boss jus deh a di hotel a chill wid him gyal. Di bag a man dem gone back a town and him lef unguarded. So a now a di time fi strike eno." He said leaning on my office wall while scrolling through his phone and shaking his left leg.
It was as if this man was born to make noise. When it's not the loud, booming music in his vehicles or his loud mouth, it surely would be the huge bundle of keys he kept in his pocket at all times. With every shake I felt as if I was in a Jingle bells' video shoot.
'Tis the season but Jah jah...'
"If a did eva mi, after him come a push up pon Moms, mi woulda strike right ya now to, when..." He added before I cut him off.
"No dawg! A C birthday todeh and mi no waan no fuckry go dung!" TP was too hot headed to think logically. This is exactly what John wants us to do! He makes it seem like he is unguarded, then we strike and just like that, we get caught up in his web. I am too smart for that shit!
"Mi just waan spoil mi woman todeh and mek sure she enjoy harself dawg cause from weh day wi deh pon a likkle vybz!"
"Bomboclaat... mi neva tink mi woulda live fi see di day yuh have gyal trouble dawg." He put his phone in his pocket and folded his arm. A troublesome grin escaped on his face.
'Wa di fuck mi go mention nutten fa!'
"Memba all dem time deh mi and di man dem a bawl to yuh? Yow! Some way yuh do mi when mi tell unu seh Kelly pack up seh she a lef... bout dats why yuh no wife up no gyal and shit..." he laughed at me to scorn. "And look ya now! Pussy-bloodclaat whipped!"
I just chuckled and shook my head.
'A fucking true!'
I used to rejoice knowing I had no one!
"Dissa di topic fi weeks eno!" He laughed and banged the wall.
"Yuh extra yuh fuck! Yow low offa dat yute! As mi seh, mi just waan things run smooth, So unu just gwaan wol off di endz dem and mek sure everybody guard up eno cause any card can play!"
I had a well planned out Evening with Casidy and I had to make sure Mama P and Charity was well protected, just incase 'cause yuh know wa dem seh? Yuh cyaan ketch Reign, yuh ketch him shut!'
I laid the plan out properly to TP and went to pick up my Tux. I called to make sure Casidy had left work early and that Mama P and Bighead was safe.
Just one last stop by HQ and I'd be on my way.
Casidy's POV
"Girl mi just a send one last email den mi come dung deh. Just gwaan wait no, yuh a gwaan like a taxi yuh a wait inna!" I pleaded to Kelly on the phone. She was waiting downstairs in a car Reign had set up for us to move around for the day.
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Kelly insisted on taking the day 'fi mek sure mi well set up', as if I wasn't capable of getting myself ready. And worst, she spoke to Reign who decided to get us a driver for the day.
'A di worst fucking mistake him mek!' From 9 o clock Kelly deh pon mi case and now a 2:30!'
"Girl mi tiad fi a hear one last this, one last that like mi a idiot. Mi tell yuh seh Tina deh expect wi from 4 o clock and yuh have yuh dress fi go collect from Crissy a falmouth and yuh deh ya from mawning a fuck round. As much as a yuh birthday mi wi cuss yuh off eno. Cause there is no way mi a go mek yuh look no less than Glamorous tonight! A gyal affi crawl up inna dem shell when dem see yuh step out wid reign tinite!" She was pissed.
"But see ya, yuh a kill up yuh self like a fi yuh birthday. Girl yuh know mi no fussy already!" This was true. I just wanted to have a simple evening with Reign and curl up in bed.
"Well mi fussy, so tek yuh rass come on before mi mek ee driver come lift yuh up out deh, cause me naa strain my back! Who me? Yuh mussi mad. Yuh too damn heavy!"
"Alright, alright, mi a come!" The time was really moving fast. I closed my laptop down then packed my stuff.
I was in the car by 2:36pm and we made our way to falmouth. I was so hungry that I had to call ahead to order pizza at the Falmouth Pizza Hut.
Luckily my dress was ready and fit perfectly so I didn't have to stop for a long time. We picked up the Pizza and by 3:43 pm, we were on One mile, making our way to Clarks Town.
Kelly had a right to be hyping this Tina up because she was the bomb! I've never been this dolled up in my entire life! And this was only a 'Soft Glam'. Can you imagine if I had chosen a 'Full glam?'
I looked so naturally enhanced. All my best features were highlighted and 'ya girl' was looking stunning! I'll definitely be tagging tayloredtoslay on Instagram whenever I post.
The driver understood the assignment because in no time we pulled up at home. Kelly was right behind me bringing my dress and also a pair of heels she had bought for me. You could've sworn we were the bridal party that was late for the wedding!
'Swear mi know who a di maid of honor from now!'
With a friend like Kelly, everything will, no doubt, go smoothly, 'mi naa ask Christ!'
I stepped back to view myself in the mirror and I could cry.
"Try no fuck badda wid it cause mi cyaan do makeup!" Kelly said as she fixed my hair in place. "You deserve this! So try tell yuhself that and no badda gwaan like neva see come see."
She had a way with words and I just couldn't hold back the laughter. "Yuh awful eno!" I turned to her and held her hands.
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"Leggo offa mi man!" She pulled away and smiled. "Just gwaan go secure di ring girl cause yuh a straight Wifey type! Dem odda gyal a wifi weh deh drop signal!"
'Yeah girl! Talk truth gud gyal' subby had company to boost me. 'If hype up was eva a person, a Kelly!'
I waited on Kelly to signal me to leave the room for downstairs.
"Presenting Miss Casidy Brown from Retreat Heights' Castle on the hill,"
'What a gyal dramatic!'
Blushing, I slowly glided down the stairs to the most handsome man on Earth, wearing a full white Tuxedo with Gold accessories. My very own Prince Charming!
I watched as a little smirk turned into a fully blown ear to ear grin! I have never seen him this happy, that even his eyes gleemed.
The closer I got, I could see the patterns embroidered on his jacket. This must have cost a fortune, because it definitely gave off a royalty vibe. The gold buttons and little gold details really carried it off.
'Naa lie, mi man have a bloodclaat buzz! We buzzy baaad! As a matta a fact ,we a di wol hive!'
Could we just skip the dinner already? Because this dark and handsome chocolate block, I just wanted to unwrap and devour instantly!
"You look absolutely... Beautiful!" He said so passionately, that my heart skipped a beat. The night was still young and I had already declared it as the 'Best birthday ever!'.
"Thank you and you look quite handsome yourself!" I said blushing quite hard.
"Mi know!" He chuckled, "Now shall we?"
'Cocky much?'
He held my hand and guided me through the door and into...
'Mi bombo!'
Just then, Kelly's words echoed in my thoughts 'Neva see come seeeeeeeee....!' And I remain grounded as I sat comfortably in a white Limo. He closed my door and made it around to the otherside and got in, while I was lost for words and unaware of where we were venturing to next.
Reign's POV
Casidy took the time to call Mama P and talk to Charity, while I made sure everything was in place. Our reservation was for 8 pm at 'The Sugar Mill Restaurant' by Half Moon.
Upon arrival, she was so pleased with the layout and style of the restaurant. And our table was in the perfect area, where we could have a little fun, you know, but only if she wants it!
Onto our Main course, I heard a familiar voice.
"Is that Reign?" She walked over to our table. Her long wavy hair rested on broad shoulders and her nipples fought to pierce the thin piece of fabric that covered them. Her skirt sprouted from an extremely small waistline and flowed like a river over a nice, broad hips. She looked me through narrowed eyes as she pouted the cherriest lips. "I knew it was you!"
She glanced over Casidy then smiled. "Oh how nice of you to take your sister out to dinner!"
"Excuse me?" Casidy stuck the fork into her steak and answered.
"Oh, my bad, your cousin?" She scoffed, peering back at her two minions who were giggling away.
'Wa dis fucking gyal ya come ova ya so fa?'
I always told her that her mouth would've put her in deep trouble and I think tonight is the night! Looking at her, you could've never thought she would be so repulsive. How could a mouth that can bring so much pleasure, be the same mouth that can also bring your worst nightmare? Suddenly all the fucked up memories came back to mind.
"Correction, his woman! Now do we have a problem here?" Casidy asked with a smirk, then took a sip of her Cabernet.
'Dominique betta gwaan eno, cause a di wrong tree she a baak up ya now!'
"You have got to be kidding me, I thought you didn't do the restaurant stuff? You're not even the relationship type!" She erupted.
Its true, I told her multiple times after she demanded for me to take her out, but all I wanted was one thing! Besides, she was way too chatty to be more than an ocassional 'secret' link. She never understood the word secret because, we would sneak around but the world knew about.
'Man used to all a stop mi an a ask mi how wifey... she just chat too bloodclaat much dawg!'
I was ready no to jump in and set her straight when Casidy reached for my hand and said in the calmest tone, "No, I've got this babe," then smiled.
'Dominique betta run!'
If I said apart of me wasn't anxious to see how this would go down well, I'd be lying. I was nervous and anxious as hell! I wanted tonight to be perfect and drama free, but 'is like mi cyaan ketch a break!' Casidy was gonna be pissed with me after, 'but mi definitely affi watch har silence dis bloodclaat siren!'
"You sound confused Boboo, so let me enlighten your darkness! 'You' aren't the restaurant or the relationship type honey, you actions tonight clearly proved that. So don't be mad at us sweetheart, just go home and do some self evaluation."
'Cool and Bomboclaat deadly!'
"Now cheers to a Motherfucking GREAT birthday celebration!" I said raising my glass. C flashed me a dazzling smile then rose hers to meet mine with a clink!
"Now kindly make your way back to whatever hole you are your entourage came from, So we can resume our celebration!" She took a sip of wine. "Mmmmmmm.... such an exquisite wine selection babe!"
'Bad Bomboclaat gyal!'
"Only the best for my Queen," I said rubbing it in.
The stomping of feet was all I heard as they marched into disappearance. C giggled so hard and I let out a huge sigh of relief!
'Jah know, C ave badman a way!'
We finished our dinner, got dessert. They did gave her a special plate and the staff sung her happy birthday.
We took a few shots and made our way to the bar for her next surprise.
'Fuck, a wonder if it drop out?' I checked my inner jacket pocket. 'Oh seet ya!'
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