《MIND OF A MENACE》Eighteen
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"I need a damn black and mild." Darren said. I'm starting to think she actually smoke those cause ain't no way she gone keep saying that for no reason.
"Bitch yo lips gone be black. You don't need it." Kuku waved her off.
"The corner store." I whined.
"Oh my god fat bitch let's go." Sierra huffed.
"Like she just ate." Kuku said.
"Well YALL be the main ones saying I need to get some meat on my bones so let me eat 15 times a day."
We in Kuku's projects again today. They was having a birthday party in the park so we just decided to show our faces.
I came to eat too though.
"Y'all remind me to get that 25 dollars Von stole off me." I said as I paid for my snacks.
"Girl he won that fair and square." Sierra said.
"Girl he stole that shit. He cheated and had a card under the table." I sighed.
"Call y'all mama. I can't watch y'all." This girl said and walked past us leaving the kids.
"I feel her damn pain." Kuku sighed.
"All these bad ass kids in the projects and they used to tay to put them on me while they go to a damn old person party. They had me fucked up." She said.
"I want a car." I sighed as I watched all these nice ass hellcats drive past.
"Girl that's ummm...that's....oh that's Jerm and them. I done forgot my cousins car." She chuckled.
All these niggas wanna fuck JT.
"HELLCAT THIS A SRT." I shouted.
"Pull up G-way 63" Darren said.
"Make 55 suck they teeth."
"I want some seafoodaaa." I said.
"Oop there go fat ass." Von said.
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"Whining about good when she got a two bags of snacks in her hand."
Okay well what he tryna say.
"Is there something you need to say to me?" I asked.
"Nah."
"Okay cause you sound like a hater." I said.
"I see we have someone new." I say back in my seat.
"I'm Tuti. Those are my sisters Darren and Sierra." I said.
"Reese." He said after shaking my hand.
"Back to you." I pointed at Von.
This nigga give me my 25 on moms.
"I need my 25 back on mamas." I held my hand.
"Just give her the damn 25. She gone bug you to death."
"That ain't nothing to you anyway." Jerm waved.
Mr.Von pulled out a 50 and put it in my hand.
"Just like I thought."
"Now give me my shit back since you wanna he disrespectful."
"Ku get him." I went behind her.
He gone have to kill me cause I'm getting my nails done with this.
"Leave my sista Alone. Worrying bout that tired ass 50 dollaz." She said.
"Right he just mad cause all these niggas wanna fuck JT." I said.
"What do that even mean? My sister keep saying that dumb shit." Reese asked.
"It's not dumb shit. It's poetry." I said and Darren bust out laughing.
"Wassup y'all." Somebody came over and damn near threw me the way he sat down.
"Nigga you see her sitting there." Mr.Von asked.
"I mean damn near three her ass in the dumpster." Reese laughed.
"It ain't even that funny though." I said setter getting up off the ground.
"Can you apologize? I weigh like 56 pounds and bulldozing over here like you have no sense." I said.
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"I know that's right."
"My bad boo. I ain't even see you." I said and he got up.
"Don't boo me." I mumbled.
"Gone push me like he ain't got no sense. I'm in awe." I whispered.
"Who's party is it? So y'all know them? Y'all gone be able to get me some cake?" I asked.
"You don't eat at home?" Reese asked.
"I said the same thing." Von said.
"How old are you?"
"A grown ass lady with a—Sista look." Darren cut me off.
"At what?"
She showed me her phone and she was in the notes at.
😭😭😭😭
I was about to say with a fat ass.
Some hating ass bitch for real.
"Wait do I really look like a 13 year old?" I asked.
"15 at the most." They answered.
"Wow. Just imagine what I'll look like at 45." I said.
"You ain't answer my question." The nigga that pushed me said.
"I'm 18. A grown women." I said.
Y'all I picked up the wrong bag of chips but they so good. I'll get them again.
Y'all try that blue sunkis—
"YO PHONE RINGING!"
"Hello?" I asked.
"Where you at Dezure?" Amouri asked.
"Girllaaa. You know I don't like you." I said.
"HA!" Jerm laughed.
"Over checking me like we got a good relationship." I mumbled and hung up.
Mostly all my siblings fumble the bag with me. We could've been besties like how me and Darren are but they wanna be weird.
"Ughhhh." I said.
"Who is these people Ku?" I asked after seeing this bitch added me in a groupchat with all these people.
"It's them." She pointed at the group of boys.
"It's for the game." She said.
"What's the code?" I asked.
😭
"Who the fuck is Bootybandit?" Durk asked.
"Oh that's me." I said.
"Girl what the hell you be doing?" Jerm asked.
"Minding my business." I sighed and the game started.
"How the hell?" Darren said.
"Wait this not fair cause I don't know how to play the game." She stomped her foot.
I'm fucking these niggas up.
"Bro who the fuck is blue?" Reese said.
Told y'all. Killing these niggas from left to right. Kuku ass is next.
I play this game every day and night with my friends from school.
"I quit. Who ever blue is can suck my dick." Von said.
Sure will.
These niggas some sore losers.
"Tuti a whole bum for that." Durk said after I won.
"I ain't playing with y'all no more. I swear y'all some ugly ass crybabies." I said.
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