"I'll punch that bitch in her throat." I said to myself after wiping my face.

"I will not cry over no nigga."

"You're a city girl, a bad bitch, single." I said to myself in the mirror.

"You wanna ho to kills house with me?" Darren asked.

"Because like why would you even say that like go to hell." I said.

"What the fuck I do?" She asked.

"He ain't y'all yo me in two months and now all of a sudden he got a girlfriend—you know what, LETS ROLL FRIENDS." I said putting my shoes on.

"Shit let's go Amouri." She said waving her hand at Amouri and walking out the door.

Remember Tuti, your here for Oscar only, Okay?

Okay.

Alright now, let's do this.

"HEY YALL." I smiled walking into the house.

"TUTIIIIII." Oscar yelled before running down the hallway.

"I miss you bestest." I said while hugging him.

"Markell. My other best." I said.

"My least favorite but imma still hug you." I said walking past Lamont and his girl before giving Kb a hug.

"I really missed the three of you." I said.

"What about me?" Gee asked.

"I been seeing you. You come to my house every day for real." I said sitting down.

"You know I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so weird. She was a creep." Oscar said with his face scrunched up.

"How?" My Nosey ass asked.

"She tried to suck my dick in my sleep. I was so afraid. Don't do that shit." He said shivering a bit.

"What you been up to Tutu?" Kb asked.

"I've been chilling. Like a bad bitch should." I said leaning back.

It's taking everything in my body not to get up and smack this bitch, but imma keep it classy and petty cause imma lady.

"Period. The ONLY bad bitch in this room." Oscar said.

"What about me?" Darren asked.

"I guess."

"What about me?" Lamont's girlfriend asked.

"What about you?" Oscar asked her.

"It ruined my whole mood tryna question me. Bitch look like a whole ass man, talking bout some what about me, like what about you, sir." Oscar said before walking away.

I followed him because I laughed a bit.

"Why ain't you fuck my brother while you had the chance?" He whined.

"I'm a minor."

"And? The hell. Wasn't nobody gone snitch."

"Y'all are sick." I chuckled.

"Imma get them to breakup. You gone get ya chance." He said.

"Don't break them up." I sighed.

"You shut the fuck up."

"He don't like her, trust me. He just tryna make you jealous." Markell said.

"I know when that nigga like somebody. He like you, you just a kid. That's the only thing stopping him." He continued.

"No shut the fuck up. She wasn't no minor when they was all cuddled up in the bed sleeping next to each other." Oscar said.

How the hell he know that!

"But still nigga. He can go to jail for that."

"Lemme google the age of consent in California." Oscar said before grabbing a MacBook from under his pillow.

"Okay it's 18 BUT they said a 17 year old can date a 21 year old as long as they not fucking. From what I know y'all want fuckin—Was y'all fucking?" He asked and I shook my head no.

"Boom so y'all was in a relationship the whole time so technically this nigga cheating right now." Markell said before throwing his hands up.

Right.

"I'll go say that shit right now." Oscar said.

"No please." I said tryna stop him.

"Nigga I bet you won't." Markell said completely ignoring me.

"How much you wanna bet?"

"2 hunna."

A occasion.

"Bet."

"Y'all mad weird." I said before laying back.

"YOU KNOW THIS NIGGA IN A RELATIONSHIP? YOU KNOW YOU THE SIDE BITCH?" Oscar yelled.

"Lemme get this nigga money."

"I'm really not." She yelled.

"OH BUT YOU ARE..." Oscar yelled.

"He showing her pictures of y'all relationship." Amouri said from my phone.

"Oop. He getting up, she left. I'll call you later."

"Come here." Lamont said.

"You can come in here." I said.

"You told him do that?"

"Nope. He did it on his own." I said.

I'm bout to cry.

"What is you crying for?"

I'm crying. Oh my god.

"Because I really liked you and you got mad at me because I said I didn't care if you got a girl pregnant." I said while rubbing my eye.

"Liked?"

"Like, liked. Same fucking difference." I sniffled.

"I like you too Butt."

"I know." I cried.

I'm just crying to make him feel bad now.

"We in a relationship now so stop crying." He said lightly slapping my head.

"Fuck you." I said. I stopped crying though.

"I ordered pizza y'all." Kb said.

"From dominos?" I asked. Looking past Lamont who was now standing in front of me.

"Yes mam. I got you some pasta too. You looked sad." He said before leaving.

"You was tryna make me jealous with her?" I asked. Little do he know, ima smack the fuck outta him.

"Yup. It don't matter though cause you was tryna make me by calling them your best friends like I won't punch the shit out you."

"No. Apologize to me." I said.

"For what?"

"For putting me through all that stress for two months." I said.

"You put me through stress too so you gotta apologize too."

See before the relationship, it would be so easy for us to apologize to each other, now he just acting.

"You first." I said.

"Sorry for not talking to you in two months and causing you stress."

"And nigga it's more." I said.

"And bring that girl over here to make you jealous."

The food probably cold.

"Thank you. I'm sorry for doing what I did. Now let's go eat." I said walking past him.

I'm not even doing that to be smart, i completely forgot what I did.

"Finally shit. I almost ain't that fucking pasta." Markell said before handing me a plate of pizza and my pasta.

"We went on a cleanse so no pop, just juice." Oscar said handing me a Capri sun.

"That ain't no problem." I said.