《MIND OF A MENACE》EIGHT
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"God I hope these people don't baby me." I mumbled. We was on our way to this welcome home party for my dad.
"Act like you're sick." Darren said.
"No, you better not." My mom said. I was really gone go in there and put my head down too.
"But like for real, I'm so tired. Why is the party this early?" I yawned.
"Because it is now go to sleep why you can."
"She can't. We here." Darren said Imma really start crying in a a little bit.
"Alright So when we go in there—You ain't even got to set no rules for us to be honest, you the one that gotta worry about the other baby moms." Darren cut her off.
"Woahh." I said getting out of the car.
"There's the WIFE." Uncle Earl said. I see it now, he tryna be messy.
"WIFE of MY SON." I'm guessing my dads mom said.
I might not come back around these parts. I can already see that they messy as hell and be tryna start some shit.
"Y'all stop that now." My mom said. Deep down, she was so happy. You can see it on her face.
"Who's this?" A lady said. She was pointing directly in my face. My mind told me not to push her hand but my body said do something else. So I slapped her hand out of my face.
"SERVE HER RIGHT. Putting ya hand in that baby's face." A lady said. Damn, I really don't know theses people.
"Who are you though?" The same lady asked.
"Devonte's daughter." I mumbled.
"You sure?" The lady that had her hand in my face said.
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"Bitch I— MY BABIES." My dad cut me off. He immediately came to me and Darren. He also bring his other's kids in the hug.
After our little hug session, he hugged my mom.
They cute or whateva.
"They got cake or candy. I'm fucking hungry." Darren asked.
"You asking me like I know." I said.
"How many other kids did he have?" I asked twisting my face up.
"Like 9." Chile my eyes popped out of my damn head.
"He got the fuck around."
"So that's like 11 kids." I said holding my hands up.
"He had a lot of teen pregnancies."
"TUTI." Somebody yelled my name. I jumped so damn hard.
"Yes?" I asked walking over to my mom and father.
"This is Daymore, your brother." Chile here come all the introductions.
"This is Amouri."
Lemme get y'all caught up, Layton, DJ, Daymore, Devin, And Tyreek are the oldest, being in their twenties.
Darren, Me, My sister Tayonna and my other sister Monica are in our teenage years then we got a little brother names D3, that's not his real name of course.
"Hi y'all." I smiled and waved. That's all I can fucking do.
"I hope she don't think that she can take all my daughters love." Tayonna's mom said.
"Chile we still don't even think that baby his." My dads mom mumbled.
"When you get here?" Tayonna asked.
"I don't remember." I said putting my head down. I don't wanna be mean or anything but I'm fucking hungry and tired.
"Y'all bet not argue at this damn party." My moms mother said.
"Ayy, y'all got some cake?" I asked.
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"You need to eat first?" My dad said.
"What time is it?" I asked like I didn't have a phone in my hand.
"1:00." Bitch I thought it was like 9 in the morning.
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He typed it out. What the fuck did I do now?
"Darren." I said waving her to me.
"What's wrong?"
"Gee and them on the way." I sighed. At least I wasn't gone be bored here because Darren was too busy playing them baby ass games.
"Thank god you did it and not me." She said sitting next to me.
"MISS LIYAHHHH." Markell yelled walking into the building.
"Who the hell?" My dad asked.
"This Tuti best friend." She said while hugging his head.
"Actually it's me. Wassup Sir." Lamont said giving my mom a hug and patting my dads shoulder.
"Tutibutt." She said pushing Darren out her seat and sitting next to me.
"I ain't see you in a couple days."
"It's been like two calm down and you called me like 400 times in those two days."
"But I didn't see you in person." He said getting up. He came back like 5 minutes later with two plates and two Pepsi's.
"Thank you. I ain't eat all day." I said.
"They really do t got a problem with me being here. Ya grandma offered to make me a plate and everything." He said.
"She got her little boyfriend here now she all smiles." My grandma said.
I think she talking about Darren.
"Who cooked this?"
"My mom and my two grandmas." I said pushing my plate, I was so fucking hungry, I finished that shit in like two minutes.
"Imma get me a to go plate or two." He said.
"What color should I get my nails?" I asked leaning on his shoulder.
"I was thinking Neon green. To match that one wig." He just had to say that.
"You did not have to say that one wig." I laughed smacking the back of his neck.
"You the boy from the party?" Layton asked. This family is very fucking nosy.
"Yup." He said leaning back.
"Oh, y'all is so cute." She smiled. It wasn't like those girls that be saying that and be jealous as hell, hers was genuine. Cute.
"Girl we—Thanks ain't we." Lamont cut me off.
"We gone cut the cake and then you can go home Tuti." My mom said. She started feeling on my fore head and shit like girl. Go.
"Your head is burning up."
"I ain't sick, I would've been left it I was." I said.
After cutting the cake, We left but just me and Lamont.
"What movie we watching? Where they get this cake from?" Lamont asked. He asked so many questions, I be tired of it.
"Anting but not a scary movie and giant eagle." I said getting into my bed.
"Look at this ugly ass bean bag." He said before sitting on it.
"Fucking hater" I mumbled.
"I don't hate. Look try this." He said stuffing his spoon in my mouth.
"Is it ice cream and cake mixed." I asked.
"Do that taste like cake Dezure?" He asked looking at me like I was dumb.
"Yes."
"Well it's not, it's peanut butter and ice cream with whip cream."
"Why the fuck are you playing in my food?" I asked.
"I do what the fuck I want." He said getting next to me.
"Turn on a Disney movie." I mumbled.
"I'm almost there." He sung.
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