hoes. eds is shook and so is ben and mike. LISTEN TO THE SONG WHILE READING THIS HOE!!! also i feel like i have to constantly remind u that they are aged up in this. in this they are seniors in high schooll

; gahh im a total fuck up.

; ur just realizing this now?

; i tried, i tried, i really tried. i promise stan

; what do you mean

; i was talking to the person i like... and

; and u accidentally said u were gay and now she doesnt want to fuck u?

; no. i wish i could say what i want to say but its not easy for me.

; so this is like an actual problem?

; YES.

; i say 'i need to talk to u' he goes 'wtf do u want now' i say ' diane is fake she aint real idk y i lied' he goes 'ok i didnt care in the first place' then i go 'i think i just didnt want to mess up ur think w that guy ur seeing' and he says 'yeah he was an asshole i dumped him'

; and now im over here like 'ok now what do i say?' bc i was planning on telling them i like 'em. ya know and instead, i said 'im glad im ur friend. bye'

; wait... HE?

; ... no?

; oh migawd u like a guy?!!!

; no. no no no.

; omg u do!

; well maybe. staniel what do i dooooo

; well who is he?

; no.

; what do u mean no?

; well what if i get over this and then everyone thinks im gay forever

; rich. listen im saying this as a friend and someone who actually fucking realizes it 2018. no one gives a fuck if ur gay or not

; ok... thats no true. some people do care. but not the important people like ur friends and family

; but i also like girls. like they are fucking hot

; ok so ur not gay. ur bi. there ya go.

; what if he doesn't like me bc i said i hate dick

; and why the hell would you say that?

; cause i was scared of my feelings. bev said i would like him and i do

; omg u like EDDIE!!!

; pshhhh what?

; i do not.

; omg u love eddie

; shut the fuck up u trick ass bitch

; and they hated him because he told them the truth.

; stanson

; just tell him u like him

; right now?

. yes right now.

; ill tell him tomorrow at school

; ok whatever floats ur boat

--

; guys guys

; yus?

; ye?

; i have fucking news

; what

; i dont need to know about ur sex life

; nope not that

; then what?

; i think one of my frineds likes me

; well duh. they wouldnt be ur firend if they didnt like u

; no dipshit. i think he likes me likes me

; well who is it?

; a guy who thinks hes straight

; omg its bill

; no way ben him and bev are 100% fucking. its stan

; no.

; prepare yourselves

; wait r u gonna say like one of us? cause its not me

; omg no

; then who

; richard fucking tozier

; uhh im -- wait what?

; BITCH iM sHoOK

; i fucking know right

; trashmouth likes me

; how do u know for sure

; all the signals hes been giving

; shitttttttt

; what

; he thought bev and richie were gonna get married and have a bunch of babies

; do u know what this means?

; bens a dumbass?

; no. it means im gonna get my ass beat.

; how so? ur mom?

; no. henry. he hates me and richie so if we teamed up boom we dead

; henry is a shit person dont let him get in the way of true love

; uh... im not in love with richie. i dont even like him

; so why tell us

; cause im shook he likes me

; but did he say 'eddie bear. i like u.'?

; how did u know he calls me eddie bear?

; cause u never shut up about him

; so

; just admit it. u like him

; its true

; it so is not!

; de nile aint just a river in egypt

; omg thats a dad joke

; and?

; ok..... uh.. im gonna go be shook at dinner.

; say hi to ur mom for me

; u sound like richie

; bahhaha

; k bye.