《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》bitch im shook
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hoes. eds is shook and so is ben and mike. LISTEN TO THE SONG WHILE READING THIS HOE!!! also i feel like i have to constantly remind u that they are aged up in this. in this they are seniors in high schooll
; gahh im a total fuck up.
; ur just realizing this now?
; i tried, i tried, i really tried. i promise stan
; what do you mean
; i was talking to the person i like... and
; and u accidentally said u were gay and now she doesnt want to fuck u?
; no. i wish i could say what i want to say but its not easy for me.
; so this is like an actual problem?
; YES.
; i say 'i need to talk to u' he goes 'wtf do u want now' i say ' diane is fake she aint real idk y i lied' he goes 'ok i didnt care in the first place' then i go 'i think i just didnt want to mess up ur think w that guy ur seeing' and he says 'yeah he was an asshole i dumped him'
; and now im over here like 'ok now what do i say?' bc i was planning on telling them i like 'em. ya know and instead, i said 'im glad im ur friend. bye'
; wait... HE?
; ... no?
; oh migawd u like a guy?!!!
; no. no no no.
; omg u do!
; well maybe. staniel what do i dooooo
; well who is he?
; no.
; what do u mean no?
; well what if i get over this and then everyone thinks im gay forever
; rich. listen im saying this as a friend and someone who actually fucking realizes it 2018. no one gives a fuck if ur gay or not
; ok... thats no true. some people do care. but not the important people like ur friends and family
; but i also like girls. like they are fucking hot
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; ok so ur not gay. ur bi. there ya go.
; what if he doesn't like me bc i said i hate dick
; and why the hell would you say that?
; cause i was scared of my feelings. bev said i would like him and i do
; omg u like EDDIE!!!
; pshhhh what?
; i do not.
; omg u love eddie
; shut the fuck up u trick ass bitch
; and they hated him because he told them the truth.
; stanson
; just tell him u like him
; right now?
. yes right now.
; ill tell him tomorrow at school
; ok whatever floats ur boat
--
; guys guys
; yus?
; ye?
; i have fucking news
; what
; i dont need to know about ur sex life
; nope not that
; then what?
; i think one of my frineds likes me
; well duh. they wouldnt be ur firend if they didnt like u
; no dipshit. i think he likes me likes me
; well who is it?
; a guy who thinks hes straight
; omg its bill
; no way ben him and bev are 100% fucking. its stan
; no.
; prepare yourselves
; wait r u gonna say like one of us? cause its not me
; omg no
; then who
; richard fucking tozier
; uhh im -- wait what?
; BITCH iM sHoOK
; i fucking know right
; trashmouth likes me
; how do u know for sure
; all the signals hes been giving
; shitttttttt
; what
; he thought bev and richie were gonna get married and have a bunch of babies
; do u know what this means?
; bens a dumbass?
; no. it means im gonna get my ass beat.
; how so? ur mom?
; no. henry. he hates me and richie so if we teamed up boom we dead
; henry is a shit person dont let him get in the way of true love
; uh... im not in love with richie. i dont even like him
; so why tell us
; cause im shook he likes me
; but did he say 'eddie bear. i like u.'?
; how did u know he calls me eddie bear?
; cause u never shut up about him
; so
; just admit it. u like him
; its true
; it so is not!
; de nile aint just a river in egypt
; omg thats a dad joke
; and?
; ok..... uh.. im gonna go be shook at dinner.
; say hi to ur mom for me
; u sound like richie
; bahhaha
; k bye.
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