Warning: Grammarly Triggered.

Ps. I also post this on my Fanfiction, my user name is Yukio00.

I've become a die-hard fan of Hidan of Akatsuki for many long times. Never in my life, I thought I ever met him.

Sike.

Probably this is the best cosplay I've ever seen. That sleek silver hair with his absolute perfect abs.

Even his majestic magenta contact on his eyes was a spot on.

"You bitch over there, fucking tell me where I am before I gut your ass!" Hidan cosplayer said, He then brings his scythe and swings it then stop at the nip of my neck.

"Ah, Uh.. sure, at Arby's.. You see?" I said as I point at the logo of the fast food restaurant. He then stares at me like I am stupid, Which I probably am. "I mean, It's on XXX'th Street, we currently at the D City," I then clarify.

He then swings the scythe toward me once again.

. . .

Cosplayer freak!

That shit is a real thing! And it hurt like a bitch, no. My hand that is currently cut as a whole, but still. The wound is so deep, that I actually go to the emergency for that. I am nearly suing that guy, But because I was too dependent on my parent back then, I doesn't even know how to properly suing people.

Or even bring them to court!

"You shithead! Do you know that emergency shit is expensive?! I just fucking spend my saving money for that!" I scream at the freaky cosplayer who has a tendency of cutting people.

"Tch, Weak bitch." He then gives me a disgusted face, Which I send him another middle finger for that comment.

. . .

"Why the fuck do you follow me?" I said to the guy, he then went quiet and back off with a smirk.

"I swear to fucking god, If you do anything to me I will call 666 for your ass!" I threaten him as I pull out my car keys. This cosplayer is a really good at acting, as he is now pretending that he is shocked by everything that he saw.

"Try me, bitch, Jashin-sama will be pleased if I fucking sacrifice you to him!" He then smirks, "Well then, Hope your ass that Jashin-sama ain't abandoning your ass then Because I am." I said as I was done talking to the guy that cost me wasting my 1,500 dollars.

"Why you Heathen! You speak his name! Let me kill you!" He then scream and swing his scythe once again, I then let out a terrifying scream and run away from him.

Yet it seems that he is staring at me as if I am a prey and he is the Lion.

"WHAT THE FUCK! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

. . .

"You- Shit- Head!" I scream out as I feel another stab toward my bloodied right hand, I cried at the world on why is my luck so bad that I am currently being tortured right here by a fanatic!

Suddenly the creepy psychopath bearing a scythe let out a moan and a crazed laugh as he keeps stabbing me, "Bitch! I hope- *cough* police caught your ass!" I scream out, as I was feeling dizzy,

The last thing I saw was his craze face and his skin suddenly turned dark with white lines.

Oh fuck. How in the world?!

. . .

"Holy. That was a nightmare." I said as I woke my eyes, I then tried to crack my bones, but then the pain hit me. "Ouch, what the-" I said,

"You're awake bitch? Tch, fucking finally! Took your ass a while! Do you know how many fucking hours I've been waiting for your fucking weak ass awake?! Fucking useless bitch." He then said, When I said he, probably his name is Hidan. The real love of my life.

Ok. Let's be normal.

"The fuck you looking at bitch?" He then said as his face shows a disgusted face. I then swoon, "You fucking disgust me, what the fuck! Where the fuck you think to touch you slut!" He then let out a scream, as I try to touch his abs.

"Kya!" I then let out a blush as he tried to slap me, It hurt, but when your dream husband in front of you, you will be on my positions right now. Just, try to look for a normal one, not like mine.

"Husband, let's go home," I said with a smile, His eyes then glean a little and let out a laugh.

. . .

"Crazy bitch, is this your house?" My husband then asked, I then nod. "Not really a house, but an Apartment to be precise." I answer as I pull out my shoes,

"What's your name again slut?" He then asked, I then go sit down on my sofa and let my body relax and soothe the pain from last night abuse I received from my husband, 'That ain't even an abuse. That shit a straight up torture..'

"Qian Tian, How about your husband?" I then asked with a smile, hiding a grimace of pain I feel. "Hidan." He said as he then went sit down.

"So. Fucking tell me why you crazy ass keeps calling me 'husband'," He then said. I then smile at him,

. . .

"WHAT THE FUCK! I DIED LIKE THAT?!" My husband then screams as he watches the Naruto series.

"Yea, Wait until you learn who is your leader though," I said with snickers, He then pulls out his kunai, as he throws it landed beside me and create another wound to my hand.

"Ouch, another bandage.." I whisper, as I stand up and go to the medic kit I got from my sister. As I bandage myself, I then start to laugh. "I may be a frigging mummy if he keeps this up,".

I then spend my time on my laptop, looking at any interesting games that I can spend my money at. Then suddenly an alarm on my laptop turn on. ' WORK! '.

"OH SHIT! Husband of mine, I will be going to work. Please don't break anything in this house as your wife going to earn money while the husband being a lazy ass~" I scream as I went to my bedroom and change my clothing.

As I drive, I rethink on the accident that my husband of mine lent that is created a misfortune toward me, but also a fortune as I actually have him for my own selfish desire.

Still don't know why he still wants to stay, as he can just kill me and go to another victim anyway, but it kind of sooth my small self-esteem in some kind of a weird way.

. . .

Work has been eventful, As always I been placed to be sandwich makers. It's not that I hate the spot. It just I can barely make any conversations with other co-workers, nor socializing.

As I make one of the sandwiches, My eyes then spot the ring on my finger. Yes. It was my own ring, but I told my husband in his face that this is a ring that proved that we are married.

He calls me a crazy bitch as always, but just shrug. I take that as a yes.

Talking about him, I then suddenly feel tired. 'Wonder what he's doing right now.. Probably still watching Naruto..'

"Qian, go on clock out for your break," My manager then said. "Finally! Heaven!" I scream out and throw the glove that I have in my hand happily.

Eating my sandwich outside of the restaurant, I then sigh. I am bored.

"Oy bitch, funny huh. You fucking eating here while I am a fucking miserable hungry shit." Then I heard a familiar voice.

"Husband of mine!" I scream out, As I tried to hug him, he then push me. "Get the fuck away from me," He said with a sneer. I then just smile at him.

"Are you hungry? We can share,"

. . .

Months have been passed, Our married relationship is can be called as 'One-sided-love' or an 'Abusive Relationship'. But it's alright, Kind of. Maybe?

I love Hidan. I really do. But, you know what hurt? All these 3 months, we have never been close to having a sex! Nor a kiss either! What kind of relationship is this?!

Every single night, he also always out. Leaving me coldly sleeping alone. With my long pillow as my partner, It's ok though, my pillow is warm and cuddly.

"Husband of mine~ I will be closing today, Don't miss me too much~" I said with a smile. It's weird, these days he been quiet. No cursing nor stabbing me either, I am scared that he actually expired!

Suddenly he comes closer to me, and kiss me on my lips. The warmth that I've been waiting for is actually here. Blood and death, the scent that is identifying him actually hit my nose and woke me up from my delusional.

"Bitch. Fuck off." He then said I smile at him. He actually said that to me! He just sends me off, I am so happy I can die! He even kisses me.

. . .

Work is hard, once again. But it's alright, Once I got home, I will have him greet me and kiss me once more!

"Husband of mine! I'm home!" I scream out as I open the door, then I don't hear any replies.

"Oh, probably he's still out.." I whisper sadly, Then I went into my room. I then scream.

. . .

In the middle of the room, there's a Jashin sigil on the floor. From the look of it, it seems that it was made by a real blood.

"He, What is this.." I then whisper. As I walk down to my bedroom, I then see a corpse of a woman naked, her body was mutilated. I then gasp.

"He's actually cheating on me with this slut. Whore.." I then darkly glance at the corpse.

"Shit, Did.. did he actually leaving a body here? What in the fuck.. Why can't he do that Ninja bullshit on her.." I then mumble as I pull out the glove that I have on my jeans pocket.

Sometimes as a sandwich maker, I have 2 or 3 pairs of gloves in my pockets just in case the gloves out and I have some ready for me. Now apparently my gloves will greatly help with this. Don't want my fingerprint on the body, didn't I?

. . .

Looking at the body, I then don't know what to do with it. Burn it? Yea.. but with what? Oh. Wait. That's an Idea,

I then look at the body that blood magically disappear, my guesses was that circle, I then walk out to my kitchen and find a knife. Many many kinds of knives.

After that, I then start to cut the body, as I cut the body, I put it inside of a suitcase. Pieces of pieces then finally it was finished. I then smile in satisfaction, Then I went on a drive after I clean up myself.

I then went into a dumpster, dumping one of the many mutilated bodies. After that, I went into many dumpsters from D city to F then G then C then E. Looking at the many miscall I got from work, I then looking at the time.

"Shit, it's been 4 hours of a drive.." I then let out a laugh, "My, let that any detective or police that are searching for the victim bodies rest in peace~".

Yea, I know. My head is always messed up.

I blame my abusive husband though.

Though I wonder. How can my husband speak English?