"I spy with my little eye" "Seath no stop it there's nothing here" i say to Seath for the 50th time. Me and Seath have been stuck in the void for about two weeks...I think? I still can't tell time for shit here. Seath has been teaching me pretty much all he knows about sorcery without actually demonstrating with real spells, he said he'll teach me when I reincarnate! Apparently sorcery works by forcefully ejecting bits of collected soul energy out, solidifying or crystalizing it and launching it forward with a very strong telekinesis. The stronger a magic is the more dense, fast and strong it is like the crystal soul spear, but apparently only some of his be worlds histories strongest sorcerors (besides him and other gods) could even do more than one at a time without imploding from the amount of telekinesis it requires to work. That kinda spooked me there, 'implosion? I guess I won't be doing this dark souls style I'll actually have to train instead of simply soul upgrading myself' I think getting slight sad 'or maybe I'll be born with the dark sign that would be cool but also suck with the memory loss and...becoming a sausage' I think with a shiver going down my non-existent spine. "So seath how much longer do you think we will be stuck in this edgy fucking place?" I ask tiredly not being able to sleep for a week does that to you " I'm not to sure but every other soul I've seen come here has never stayed longer that two weeks at a time. But never less then a least a week...I think? I hate this place can't tell the fucking time." Seath says mumbling that last part but not working very well since we're technically saying our thoughts aloud. "What do you think we should do when we reincarnate? I think we should try and practice my sorcery when I'm able" I say contemplating my actions when I am reborn "I'm not sure we will probably be born as a human or a human like species. So we probably won't be ab--do you feel that?! OH JOY I FINALLY BE OUT OF THIS IZALITY DAMNED PLACE" Seath yelled in joy "ow...What did you feel exactly are we getting out of this god dned place?" I asked not a small amount of joy slipping in my thought-speech "God? Who's that? I'll ask later anyways yes we are, I can feel the void pulling on our souls getting ready to shit us out like one of those boars I used to protect my archive with. Wait what, I didn't know I had an archive? Eh this place probably made me forget millennia ago". 'hopefully he forgets about god too I don't want to think obout that shit fest. No wait if Seath is real doesn't that make god real aswell?! Well then that explain why God is such a cunt he's from dark souls' I finished my thoughts 'ever since I accepted that soul merge my...our soul. Looked like if a grand chapions soul from dark souls three and a lords soul fragment mixed. It had this soothing glow to it like it could make my worries go away 'that explains why everyone loved gwyn this was a peice of HIS soul afterall'. Don't ask how I got a grand chapions soul maybe it had something to do with the games somehow. While I am thinking to myself I neglect to notice Disney's trademark evil green below me forming a portal I'm pulled from my internal questions by Seath trying to get my attention "Hey you fucking imbecile the portals here! Get ready for a probably painful rebirth!" "wait whaaaaAAAHHH WHY IS THIS PORTAL SO PAINFUL!!?!" "I DONT FUCKING KNOW JUST PULL THROUGH THE FUCKING PAIN!!" Seath yells at me. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" we kept screaming because we had no lungs to stop us from screaming and we only stopped about a minute after I realized the pain was gone. "WHAT IS THIS TOMFUCKERY?!? WHY ARE WE STILL IN A VOID?!?" I telepathically yelled at Seath "We are not in a void stupid. We are in a fucking womb..ugh disgusting" he replied back "wait...so more fucking waiting? Fuck it I'll be fine with another week or two as long as I'm not a deformed abomination." And so there was more waiting