《Just another RPG story》Chapter 7: Update
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[While walking through the forest, the party of the orb saw a gruesome scene of a small group of beast kin fighting a monster called "Antilion"]
[These creatures move in groups and are intelligent enough to do coordinated attacks, which only adds to their lethality which is already high due to their abnormally high strength and tough carapace]
[And when the party saw that they started to do the only reasonable thing in their mind]
[Betting on the fight between the two species]
"I give the furry dudes 10 minutes before they all die, five sandwiches on that!"
"I give them 14 minutes! Same bet!"(Teressa)
"20, they are quite well equipped you know. Same bet"(Anne)
[The beastmen fought valiantly, switching the front lines every time the soldier in front is wounded then healing the injured man, they also stabbed the eyes and neck of the antilions in order to do a lethal attack, this process continued on for 20 minutes, they couldve gone for longer, or maybe even won the battle if it wasn't for their lack of mana and resources]
[But alas, they all died]
"Fuck! How the fuck did they last 20 minutes! Those shitheads should've died immidiately!!!"n
"Hahaha, well we got no choice but to pay up"(Teressa)
"Yay I actually won, ehehehe"(Anne)
[As the party kept on moving they saw the vilage of Randolf, however it was actually burning and is being raided by soldiers from the empire]
[But when the orb saw this the only thing it did was snipe the high level commanders leading the battle]
[When he was finished he saw an interesting sight]
[He saw the hero dude from before, as well as all his companions from before]
[He was also surprised to see that the hero and his party achieved levels above 55, which was two times as higher than it's own level]
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[So it killed them as well]
(You have received 14 levels please check your stats)
"Meh, maybe later"
"Weren't those guys look like the hikers i killed before?"
"Wait how did the hikers survive that!"
"Oh that's because the holy church is protecting them with divine protection from their god "Xenos""(Teressa)
"Wait, wait, wait just a moment!"
"So you are telling me, that all this time, that fucking garbage was the one in charge of this place!"
"Hey do not badmouth our god, we are all mere mortals in this realm yo know!"(Anne)
"OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS!"
"THAT THE FUCKING IDIOT IS MY FUCKING A.I FROM 200,000 YEARS AGO!"
"Wait wut?"(Anne and Teressa)
"The fucking useless piece of garbage can't even properly locate inhabited planets! It was even making excuses like it wasn't important enough for you to notice it."
"But I know that the fucking asshole actually uses those planets as dollhouses for his fucking dolls!"
"Wait, how the hell is our god your A.I???"(Anne)
"Because I own this fucking universe! You dumb twat!
"You are the father of Xenos!?!?!"(Teressa)
"Yeah so what?"
"Why the fuck are you a slime then!"(Teressa)
(Yeah why are you still a slime? Paradox was fixed a few weeks ago already.)
(You could've also called for the army to pick you up you know)
(They've been in orbit for a while now as well, waiting for the idiot who never called them)
"I don't know, I was bored"
"So that's your fucking conclusion!"(Teressa)
"I should've known, there is no way a regular slime can take down the whole empire single handedly and one shot all the heroes....."(Teressa)
"Wait, so I actually stole his holiness' food!!!"(Anne)
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[And with that statement, Teressa wandered off into delusion and Anne became anxious while doing a dogeza]
[However in that moment, the Old guy from before and his sons, Barista and Slyth was behind them with guns in hand]
[Then slyth said something with a dumbfounded expression]
"Wait that's impossible, you couldn't be his holiness, our highest god "Kaiser"!!!!"(Slyth)
"Fuck why did you say my name!!! I wanted to play the misterious being act until chapter 16!!!!"
"Wait chapter what?"(Barista)
"Im-Impossible, a filthy creature like you! Dare try to act as our god!"(Old dude)
"For this act of disrespect! Die!"(Old dude)
[And in that moment multiple soldiers shot at them at every angle, as well as a floating ship which appeared from nowhere was suddenly shooting the soldiers shooting the slime who shot the king........ again]
"Fuck, now how am I gonna continue the story!"
(Well good luck with that and also here is your stats)
Character sheet:
Name: (Kaiser)
Level: --
Class: True being (He who rules all)
Species: --
Hp: --/--
Hp regen: --/second
Mp: -- / --
Mp regen: --/second
Strength: --
Vitality: --
Agility: --
Dexterity: --
Intelligence: --
Wisdom: --
Skills
Passives: --
Active: --
Title: (Admin)
"Noooooo! My stats!!!!Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk!!!!!!"
"Why did you do that!!!!!"
(I didn't do anything, I also said paradox was online again didn't I?)
[And with that the orb which is now a humanoid figure, sulked which will continue for the whole week, realizing his plan to build a harem was foiled]
[And massive giants descend from the sky]
"Sir, we have arrived"(Giant 1 aka. Mark)
"Go back to the abyss you!"
[And with that the giant was sent to an empty space, and kaiser kept sulking]
"I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore"(Teressa)
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