"I know some of you guy's like these kinds of stories, you know the ones where a here is summoned to another world and is required to kill the demon lord and save the world."

"Well actually........"

"I'm usually the guy who destroys planets."

"No joking that's what i usually do."

"As the owner of a powerful force and the 9,321 universes of the ever expanding multiverse!"

"Actually I could've had more but i may have.. probably... destroyed 43,921 other dimensional planes."

"But no worries in reality i actually have died alot of times already (usually as a universe is destoyed)" however due to my reaserch for countless of years i have developed a body that can exsist in parallel universes at the same time."

"Using a powerful system called Paradox, which utilizes the spatial fluctuation in between universes (mainly the rifts) to alow my conciousness to be able to exsist in parallel worlds.

"However!!! Because of some asshole!!! Who tought it would be a good idea to shove a burrito!!! That is not even a burrito!!! But a friggin reality distorter!!! Made out of dark energy!!! And said "hey buddy let me use your microwave".

"AND HE THREW IT INTO THE MACHINE THAT HOLDS THE SYSTEM!!"

"Now all of my alternate selves condensed and became trapped in one shell"

"And now I'm stuck here as a slime, in one of the most ridiculous worlds that i have been in."

Character sheet:

Name: (Unknown)

Level: 1

Class: True being

Species: Metal slime

Hp: 300

Hp regen: 0.6/second

Mp: 10

Mp regen: 0.02/second

Strength: 10

Vitality: 6

Agility: 4

Dexterity: 12

Intelligence: 2

Wisdom: 4

Skills

Passives: (None)

Active: (None)

"I swear, out of all the omni-present beings, Why the fuck!!! Am I stuck with that guy!!!"

"And why is my int only 2?!?"

"Arghhhhh!?!?!"

"I hate this place!"

"Oh and if you are wondering wher I am, I'm on planet called 3-V0 5512."

"Evo for short."

"Well i should probably get going now."

"Fuck i have no eyes!"

"Damn, i still can't see shit."

"Well i should probably use sonar (You know the ones where you use sound to define the size and shape on an object as the object reflects the sound waves and is recieved back into the body / auditory organ."

"How do i do this, hmmmm."

(Rubbing my organs)

Bzzzzzzzttttttt

"Oh it actually works"

(You have learned sonar)

"Shut up jess (The system that I built to always inform me of my status, and what's completely obvious!)"

(You have recieved the title "Rude Bastard")

"Fuck u."

"Well at least I can see know."

"That i'm on a fuckin corpse mountain!!!"

Character sheet:

Name: (Unknown)

Level: 1

Class: True being

Species: Metal slime

Hp: 300

Hp regen: 0.6/second

Mp: 10

Mp regen: 0.02/second

Strength: 10

Vitality: 6

Agility: 4

Dexterity: 12

Intelligence: 2

Wisdom: 4

Skills

Passives: (Sonar)

Active: (None)

Title: (Rude Bastard)