《Evolution to GOD》I have been Wronged
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'You have to acknowledge, I have been so awesome, that I ran across the jungle, but that damn Gorilla can't even catch up to me.'
'You Damn Gorilla!!! Fuck you!!!'
'What do you think of me, huh?'
'Wanna chase me? Your Father?'
Alan was so frustrated that he was mumbling all the curses he can think of while running.
But you have to pat on the back of Gorilla, even after chasing Alan for the whole day, he didn't let go of his lovestruck face.
After running for the whole day and night, I was so tired that I don't even know when and where I fell asleep.
Alan was in half Dazed state, feeling the saliva on his face he opened his eyes, He got the third shock of his life when he saw the close-up face of a Gorilla.
"FUCK!!!!!!!!!" He shouted on top of his lungs, you can see a monkey squealing loudly and jumping in front of a Gorilla.
His body was aching badly, he was so nervous that he can't even differentiate which part of his body was aching.
"Wronged, I have been Wronged, My whole existence is wasted, I have been made a plaything for the Gorilla"
Crying, Literally, he started crying, he never felt so wrong in his life.
Suddenly he got the message in his head.
"Congratulations Host!! Task 2 Has been completed"
"You have earned 10 EC and a stat point"
Huh????
'What the hell, when did he completed the task. Wait, wait wait'
Now, after watching the face of the Gorilla carefully, it's not the same gorilla.
"System!!! When the task was assigned, It should be female ape right?"
"Affirmative host"
"You mean to say this ape is female?"
"Yes Host"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"System! Did you see my awesomeness, even I don't go for monkey, they will come after me"
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"Hahahaha"
He was so happy for his awesomeness, that he even forgot that his body is aching.
'Hmph... I will let his world know the I am the most Handsome and awesome person in this world... even I don't go after someone, they will come after me.'
"Haha... huh?" Suddenly he felt someone behind is walking towards him.
When he turned around, he got rooted on the spot, he was so dumbstruck, that he forgot about his awesomeness.
"FUCK ME!!!!!!"
It's the same gorilla that was running behind him for the whole day. He still has that lovestruck expression on his face.
Our Alan was so dumbstruck that he even forgot about running. He was only mumbling again and again.
'Wronged, I have been Wronged, My whole existence is wasted.'
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