“YEAH!!!! Yeehaw! I am a fucking COWBOY!” Screaming that I start galloping on my horse wearing the new weird mask that I bought.

“Take that outlaw motherfuckers!” Saying that I throw stones at many things like chicken, birds etc. Wait, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AM I DOING!? I must’ve gotten high while riding on the horse. Yes that must be it.

You know what. FUCK IT! I start galloping again.

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Ah! There is a town! I head to the stables and open my mask keeping my horse there. I go into the town and go start socializing. I WILL DO IT! I WILL LEECH OF MONEY FROM OTHER PEOPLE!

Wait somehow the people seem disturbed and irritated. Did something happen? I go to a near peddler to ask if anything has happened.

“Well a stupid masked guy is throwing stones while riding on a horse. He is throwing stones at our livestock! THAT LUNATIC!”

Well, damn. I seem to be famous now. I better get out before anyone notices. I quickly return to the stables and take the horse. I start go towards Asteris City again.

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SO. DAMN. HUNGRY!!!!!!!! I did not get to eat anywhere, damn it. It is about mid day and it is gonna take 3 more hours at least to reach my destination. This is how the undead must feel. Hunger, insatiable hunger.

I grit my teeth and endure the pain of hunger. Oh! There is a group fighting lions there. I’ll help them and ask for lion meat in exchange. Well something is better than nothing.

Wait, there is a cute girl there. She is using mana externally and in the form of fire! Before I went into the forest people was able to use mana internally like body strengthening and such. Let me try it. I try to draw a little mana to my hands and scream, “Firebolt! Firebolt!”

Well of course it doesn’t work. But it was worth trying.

I start going there. I wasn’t using mana for the past fights because I am…uh…….. you know? Dieting. Well to be honest I forgot how to use it. Well, did I even learn it? Damn. I must learn using magic. Can that Joker use magic, I wonder?

Well enough monologue, now I ready my sword and stab through a lions ribs. Another lion bites my sword and I kick it and draw my sword from the ribs. The lion is attacking me again and I take out my dagger and throw it at its face and distract it. No later than that I thrust my sword in the thorax of the lion and it dies.

The group is also doing well. They are focused on killing the lions. I killed 4 lions and hid their corpses behind a nearby tree. I go in front of the group and took out another dagger and dual wield it with my sword and start killing.

The group asks me, “Who are you?”

“I am Kirito, a wandering solo swordsman. HAHAHAHAHA!” Well there is my joker syndrome. I am wearing a mask btw. I look at the cute red haired girl and ask her, “How do you use it? Mana externally that is.” She looks at me like she looks at a newbie. What I saved you guys, you know?

“Well you feel the mana coming out from your body and you mix it with the element you are compatible with. The elements exist everywhere.” She answers.

“Oh” I did not understand shit.

“I am Stella by the way.” The Oh-So-Pro girl answers.

“Jack” Answers the guy who looks like the leader.

“Makoto” Answers the glum guy in the back.

“Well thank you for assisting us.” Said the leader.

“Don’t mention it. And thank you for the tip on magic. Miss Oh-So-p*Cough*Stella” A slip of tongue.

After that I slip away from the group. And take the lions corpses with me. With this I have secured my food of the rest of the journey, and I might not need to go the tavern for a week. A big money save.

I eat burned lion meat as lunch and start returning to the city again.

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Ah! Finally I am back! Without wandering around any longer I head to the hotel and take a bath in my room.

Afterwards I go to sleep.

‘I will take rest for a few days!!!’ Or so I thought. The next day I received a request from the guild to visit the guildmaster.

DAMN IT. Feeling annoyed I head to the guild. I go at the guild and go at the reception at once. And suddenly someone calls me from behind.

“Miss me?” NOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOO! The JOKER!

“Ah, h-hello.” I greet

“I searched for you day and night, but you seem to be in fright. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice poetic joke, ISN’T IT!!??” That is a good poem though. HAHAHAHAHA. That man is influencing me in the bad way, or…is it? HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA. I should stop the ‘J’ syndrome for now.

“H-Hahahahahaha. Yeah, v-very funny.” I agree with him.

“I know right. Well gotta go lad. Duty calls. Hehe.” Saying that he goes away.

W-well anyway I head towards the reception table and ask the receptionist politely, “The guild master has summoned me.”

“Oh Vlad-kun, right?” Why add a –kun with it?

“Yes.” I reply. The receptionist is quite hot it seems.

“Head to the waiting room and the master will call you.”

“Okay. However who is that Joker I see every time I come here.”

“That is joker-san and his name is a mystery. He joined the guild way before me. But he is very strong. He takes care of 5 star requests by himself.” She replied. Again why the –san?

“Oh thanks for the info. What is your name by the way?” I ask.

“Mia Farenheart.” Damn that’s a noble name. I wonder how my chances with her are.

After that I head to the waiting room and start waiting for the guild master. Ah there is another person waiting for the guild ma- WAIT ISN’T IT MISS OH-SO-PRO FROM YESTERDAY!? Is this fate or is this a sign?

“Hello Stella.” I greet her.

“Oh the Anue also summoned you?” She asks. Wait ‘Anue’? BIG SISTER! The guild master might unexpectedly hot. There are so many routes! I don’t know which to take.

It is like a famous phrase , ‘Water water everywhere, but not a drop of drink to spare.’

Well I start waiting from the guild master again.

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Guys Author here. Thanks to the viewers for reading my work and don’t forget leave a review or an advice on how I may improve my style and story and such. Here is the necessary information for the story:-

Names of days and months in the story:

1. There are seven days in a week. Five weeks in a month. 12 months a year. Thus 520 days a year.

2. Name of the days are:

i) Sunday --- Solis

ii) Monday --- Lunae

iii) Tuesday --- Martis

iv) Wednesday --- Mercurii

v) Thursday --- Jovis

vi) Friday --- Veneris

vii) Saturday --- Saturni

3. Name of months

i) Januarias

ii) Februatas

iii) Martius

iv) Aprilis

v) Mensis

vi) Junius Mensis

vii) Quintilis

viii) Augustus Mensis

ix) Aschentes

x) Calumbris

xi) Intercalaris

xii) Tridentis

4. MC’s name is – Vlad Dawnstar, later Crestfallen.

5. MC’s fathers name is Thomas Dawnstar and mothers name is – Emily Herbishire

6. Continent names are –

i) Astria Continent – Human Continent

ii) Tristein Continent – Beast people

iii) Illuminaris Continent – Elves and Dark Elves

iv) Demon Continent