《Re: Generic Isekai - An Isekai with a loooooooooooooong title.》Chapter 14: Another side chapter and worse, an info dump!? – Gods.
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Oh my… where do I start? Hmmmm… Maybe... a question will do?
Alright! Let’s go with that!
So first question: how many gods/ goddesses are there in this story?
My answer is, I don’t know.
This is because, in this world, a god exists whenever a concept exists. So there is actually countless gods and goddesses. For example, there is a God of Fire who rules over all type of blazing stuff, a God of Life who creates and gives every living being the energy to live and also, a God of Money, who has been given a little bit too much authority lately.
But, that’s not all.
As much as you can imagine, there is actually a God of … Atheism! Kaka, surprise? Let me tell you this… whisper... that god is actually a very suicidal guy.
Yes…
I know.
So sad.
I wish he will never succeed.
And ... not every god is a good god you know? There are some very very VERY nasty gods!
For example...
Le worst … God of Pineapple Pizza…
Bleh!
Well, god this god that, no matter who they might be, in the end, all have to obey the One True God.
Yes, the One True God. He is the one who creates all and takes all, the Alpha and Omega, the one god who have absolute power over anything in this universe!
Do you have any idea who he might be?
He is…
God of Bullshit Storytelling.
…
Pffft!
Nah!
You seriously believed that!?
Just kidding!
But that guy really exist you know? He’s very nice if you somehow get to know him, and his stories are always the best.
Anyways, back to the story.
As we already know, a guy named Furasshuu is the former God of Adobe Flash. But why former!? And what kind of god/goddess Kuro and Shiro actually is?
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Fuehehe…
To answer the question, we will have to take a look at the society of gods.
Ahem!
Firstly, just like us humans, Gods and Goddesses also live together and form society. They work together, exchange goods with one another and even have sex to produce new gods. Just imagine, what if the God of Dinosaur bang the God of Robot? What baby will be born?
Easy! The baby will be the future God of Robot Dinosaur.
But, sadly, although it sounds so cool, it won’t ever happen my friend. It’s because dinosaurs are long dead. Because of that, the God of Dinosaur had already lost power and had to find a new job. In reality, that old man had to change his career path many times and ended up working in the food industry, thus became the God of Gummy Candies. That explains why there are actually many dinosaur-shaped gummy products.
But … there are robot dinosaurs, right? And why do we still believe and know about dinosaurs?
Aaaaaah… It’s complicated. All I can say is that the God of Archeology has done some amazing work. Let me ask you this, before we know about archeology, do people know that dinosaurs is a thing? No, the people of ancient China know not of any dinosaur whatsoever. And thus…
The God of Dinosaur we have today is actually a newborn god.
Now, let’s talk about how a god, or goddess, can gain power.
Well well, isn’t that obvious? As a god is related to a concept, the power of god is actually the influences of the concept itself in the real world, and their work is very important, as it makes the world to be continuously changing and sometimes, their actions can lead to alterations of reality.
As you already learned in history...
God of Meteor defeated God of Dinosaur in a fearsome battle,
God of Spherical Earth kicked God of Flat Earth right in the ass,
God of Evolution likes to produce weird babies,
…
And now, I don’t know if you are aware of this or not, but…
This is some very bad news.
The God of Anime … is working on something called…
The Human Degeneration Project.
And that, is the reason why we have this story, my friend.
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