)[tink] okay that's cool,... But that doesn't solve the real issue right now: I'm 6 in tall,... And not that strong, I can carry a rabbit with some difficulty,.. But not a human!

[ Yami]( tosses her a knife)

cut. the. pieces. up.... Namely the heads, arms and legs from the Torsos... You Can ignore the ones in the holes, the torsos will wegh around 55 lb.

[ Tink]...( flies off with a knife)

I need assistants.

[ yami] and I plan to get them,( lower tone) you slut[ the Middle English usage of the world: "a dirty, untidy, or slovenly woman"].

....( yami activates illusion[lv3]: Auto: something needing protection, on Maria as she's waking up)

Maria Corvin pov

( she wakes up, to the site of a small scared little boy)

[ Maria].... Well, who are you?

[ the child] I-Im the dungeon lord ma-mam.{ the person who owns this place,whelp.}

[maria]..so your the one who set up all those traps?

[the child]..I..I was so scaired(tears){i needed some start-up experiance.}

[maria](parental instincts activate)....it's okay.

(she hugs the kid)

.....how did you know i was female?

[the child].(emberesed)...........you smelled nice.{i checked your status, and examined your bodie's exterior}

....you look hungry,...want some snakies?{you need to eat,..here}(holds out a rabit-bit to her)

[maria].....it looks delishious.

(she pops one in her mouth, then hugs the child closer)

end pov

[yami]....oooookay.....she's hugging me.......halp..... [tink in another room humming "staying alive" wile she drags the visera and severed limbs]..how the hell do i know this song?......chest compreshions....well atlest it's catchy. (after finishing she returns with the loot sacks to the two eating rabit) ......i advise absorbing these items as soon as posible. [yami]..oh!.. i forgot about those, empty your sacks! [tink]....gross.(she pours the contence out: candles, candle holders, bed mats, blankets, heath potions, mana potions, books, clothes, a table, and some tomatos and corn) [yami]..well shit, thats convieant..... (gulps the mana potion down, and makes a smaller room) ....escort this lady to her room...and make the room look nice to her, i haven't made cell doors yet.

(Laying on the mat, bored, yami examines his status screen)

name: yamishi

species: dungeon Lord

job: doctor, torturer, macinist, Alchemist, researcher

level: 5

attack:78

defence:19

intelligence:173

agility:17

Mana:1380

abilities: dungeon control , analysis: visible, illusion, regenerate: others , bestow ability, take ability, dungeon store.

passive abilities: chemical knowledge: novice, machine knowledge: novice, medical knowledge: novice

titles: sadist, curious, heartless, iron stomach, dungeon heart,Literate, Trickster

equipment: Hood robe

Intelligence cannot be summed up in a number; Let's see if I can get more in depth description of the stat.

( touches the status screen where it says " intelligence")

Intelligence173

memory:60

problem solving:50

creative thinking:63

memory

conceptual memory:30

written language memory:10

factual memory:20

problem solving

situational awareness:15

solution compiling:20

mathematical adeptness:15

creative thinking

conceptual compliation:13

mechanical thinking:30

holistic thinking:20

.... Well that's more precise, and logical then just summing a largely veried atribute to a number, but I have a feeling that if I keep going I'll just end up seeing almost infinitely smaller numbers.