《Round Two》Chapter 37 - Try To Be Professional
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It didn't take long for it to be done. The happy couple invited Penelope's parents, some of her close friends, Su Sheng, and Sal. It was a small ceremony and when it was done, the two were joined it hot, sweaty, holy matrimony.
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“Oh, Leo. Oh, Leo. Don't ever leave me.” Penelope moans.
“I'll never leave. Ever. If I let you go now, then I'm afraid I'll wake up and this will all he a dream.” Leo says with heavy breaths. “In fact, I'm going to sleep like this. You want that, baby? To be the sleeping bag to my sausage?” He says, his mind losing traction on his words.
“Oh, you’re so gross. So gross. You’re a nasty little boy aren’t you?” Penelope says, going with the weird direction of conversation.
“Oh yeah. I’m like a rotting onion. Old and deteriorating, but with so many layers.” Leo says, not quite sure what he was saying anymore.
“Oh yes. Oh yes. Who’s a dirty little onion?” Penelope says, not caring what she was saying anymore.
“I am. I’m a dirty little onion.” Leo says with a grunt. “Oh shit. I’m coming.” Leo says as he prepares himself.
“Oh. Oh! Are you going to make a mess in you’re sleeping bag?” Penelope asks, trying to force the pressure.
“Yes, yes!” Leo says as he releases himself. Leo exhales several heavy breaths then rolls over to collapse on the bed, his body hot and sweaty. Leo wipes the sweat from his forehead. “Fuck, we’re married.” He exclaims, just now processing the thought.
Penelope pushes herself closer to lay her head on Leo. “Hell yeah we are.” She says, satisfied.
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Leo looks over his benefactor’s notes once more. In the notes, he explains that work points also worked as a kind of energy that was attached to whoever owned the points. Usually, they weren’t able to be utilized in that way, and you’d have to purchase something at the point store. But in his benefactor’s notes it described a way to convert work points into power. If you had enough work points you could use them to create a magic core, that would power the user’s body from inside; this would create a domain for the user, and essentially make him superhuman. At higher levels, it could form a star aura, which would be able to affect a whole city, just from existing.
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That was Leo’s next goal. But unfortunately, he didn’t have the necessary work points after his point spending spree, so Leo’s next goal was to fund the creation of movies, movies that would spread the Black Star corporation’s message. This was the closest thing Leo could think of to something that would produce a lot of work points and affect multiple people, yet not enough to negatively influence their lives. Unfortunately, he didn't have too many funds to spend, so he could only start small; he planned to do something simple, yet creative, and upload it for free on the internet. His goal wasn’t really money, it was to affect the most people he could, and earn the most work points he could.
If there was enough work points coming in, it wouldn’t be difficult to trade with someone from the Voodoo Squad for some cash; he only needed enough to support his lifestyle.
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“You’re making a movie?” Penelope asks.
Leo smiles. “Yeah, it’s my job. I’m going to produce my fanfiction as a feature film. It will be glorious!” He says with an evil laugh.
“Oh please don’t. It’s embarrassing enough to see your thoughts on the internet. I would die of shame if I saw it in theaters.” Penelope says, a little scared of the things Leo dared to produce.
Leo lets out a chuckle. “It will be fine. I’ll at least try to be professional.” He says, not too seriously.
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