《Trending News (According to Narrator)》011 The Unofficial RRL Guidebook Collaboration Project
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Whoah, j0nn0, what’s going on? You’re scaring me bro. What’s with the this TNTitle? I thought we were the unofficial guide to RRL? Tell me man.
WhAt IS tHis MaDNeSs?!?
“Sheesh, calm your… right, you don’t have any physical body so that wordplay is lost on you. Meh. In any event, chill out a little, alright? If not, I, as your producer, creator, confidant, etc., etc., reserve the right to metaphorically slap some sense into you.”
How the heck do you expect me to chill out when our rightful spot as the unofficial RRL guide is being stolen from right under our noses? Well, your nose because I don’t have one. That’s besides the point, but really! What is going on here? I DEMAND an explanation!
“Yeah, yeah. I was just getting to that. Hear me out and no interjections until I’m done. Then you can ask as many questions as you need. Agreed?”
Agreed.
“Good. Let us begin. ScorchedEarth22-”
Number twenty-two? What happened to the twenty-one before it? And how/why did it get scorched in the first place? Planets aren’t cheap you know...
“Ahem?”
Right, interjections… Sorry. Continue please.
“So, Scorchy here, after seeing a pattern of the same old questions being posted in the RRL forums time and time again, has decided to start up an RRL collaboration among its more experienced members. It is his (or “her”/”its” in the event that he/she/it, is in fact, not human but an anthropomorphic potato or something) desire to make a comprehensive guide for members of RRL to refer to in times of need. Long story short, Scorchy has contacted me, along with several others, about this collaboration and I will be assisting as needed, time and RL issues permitting, of course. Now, any questions?”
No, not really… I’m still annoyed that this hunk of rock is trying to get in on the action. He’s just jealous of my abilities. Hmph.
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“Oh Narrator, it’s cute how you get jealous when your dear producer spends time with another person.”
I’m NOT jealous! I just value our time together greatly...
“Sure. Whatever you say, Narrator~”
…
What’s this collaboration thing consist of anyways? You never did say it straight.
“A-hah! I knew I was forgetting something. Here’s a statement from Scorchy’s development doc.”
Wrote: The idea of “The Royal Road Bible” is to create a fiction where each chapter deals with specific issues an amature fiction writer might encounter when starting out on RR. After all, RR is fairly unique as far as fiction sites go, and thus there are specific differences in the way the site should be approached with regards to other fiction sites. Each page would analyze the problem at hand, as well as offer tips, tricks, and solutions to help authors not only overcome them, but use these intricacies to their advantage!
Cool, can I get in on the action?
“Of course you’re in on it. You are a part of me, after all. And let’s not forget about any interested parties we may have in the audience. Here’s the Development Document if any of our lovely readers wish to see the project and premise in full.”
One more thing before we end, why’s the TNTitle different from Scorchy’s “RR Bible”?
“Because I didn’t exactly want to associate it with religion or deal with the headache of implications that come along for the ride, albeit, unintentionally.”
Huh. Okay. Is this it for our first TNTopic of May?
“Yep. Bye readers, and I hope to see some of you helping out on the collab if you have the time.”
See ya next time.
Spoiler: Extras ”...”
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“I hate finals.”
I know what you mean.
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“No you don’t, you don’t have to do anything. You’ve practically got a free ride in life because of me.”
True.
“Freeloader.”
I want skills like this.And yes, for those of you with sharp ears, that is indeed a Miku cover. Oh, and calculator version below for all you math geeks.
Here’s something more American.^Check out the comments section of this video. They’re kinda funny. #muzzleflash (Is this how hashtags work? I have no idea.)
“Don’t worry about presentation, Narrator. I have no idea how they work either.”
Writing, editing, and derping time ~ Approximately 1 hour
*Disclaimer* Spoiler : Trending News (According to Narrator) is in no way, shape, or form endorsed by the RRL staff and should be treated as such. I repeat, my and Narrator’s word IS NOT the voice of RRL or its staff and should never be treated as an official source, ever.
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