《Blue Screen Blues》B2 Chapter 5: "Couple's Counseling"
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They start walking deeper into the cavern and see a whole bunch of paint on the Wall.
Then they come to a Split in the tunnel. There were 3 tunnels that were Marked with paint and weird symbols. Red, Yellow, and Green. Everyone Follows Joseph through the Yellow Cave into the pitch-black passage. Zephyr being part cat sneaks ahead and can see in the dark perfectly fine while the others with the lanterns behind her stick together and reading the writing on the ceiling. Then they come out the other side and see something amazing. They were in a Room that was illuminated by sunlight, but at the same time the River was above their heads. They were in this room that had the most calming shade of Blue from the sun shining through it and the river appeared to be held back with like Invisible glass, or a Spell that kept the room from being washed out with water.
All the girls in the Room Gasp at the beauty of the room.
"So, I see why they call it Aquifer Dungeon now" Ryan said while looking at the water flowing above him.
"Oh my Arcadia, Ryan I love it!" Zephyr said while grabbing Ryan and giving him a kiss. Ryan grabs her neck with both hands gently and pulls her Chin up to him and she throws her arms around his shoulders and they start making out in this wonderful place.
"No way your dating Princess Zephyr Thickmane?" Joseph asks Ryan.
"Yes, he is, don't get any ideas, me knowing you might end up Sleeping with her!" Kannell Shoots back.
You could hear Him get irritated and shut up. Zephyr and Ryan laugh at this show they are putting on while Greena just sits in the back all silent.
She then Casts Purgatory on everyone and stretches out her arms.
"No way! Your Priest has Purgatory? I thought you need to be level 40 to have that life saving spell?" Joseph said in amazement.
"Seriously Greena, why do you have that spell at level 21?" Ryan asks her also seeming curious.
"Its umm complicated. Are we ready to go?" She asks them.
"Yes, I'll Take the Lead" Joseph said as he walks ahead.
"Watch out Noodle is our tank. Greena if He die's Don't Revive him! Kannell said in a tone that signals she was starting to get a Buzz from that Moon Juice.
In front of them were a room filled with 40 Alligators. Noodle Runs out and pulls 4 of them to him and the fight starts.
Ryan then Puts on the song "The Walker" From Fitz and the Tantrums again on Party mode to buff everyone up.
The Song Provided a 40% Vitality boost and also a 10% intel Boost.
Ryan starts to cast [Ball Lightning] and lets the spell go at 3 of the Alligators that were on Noodle.
The spell Detonates on impact and damages them.
But the Spell causes 5 more Alligators in the pool to run out and charge toward Ryan.
Ryan casts another Attack at the Alligators and Noodle comes and casts [Provoke] on the mob that was running toward him.
Kannell then casts [Mana Shield] on herself and starts spamming [Arcane Shockwave] on the mob that he was trying to pull away from Ryan. They then start running after her and she just keeps Spamming her spell on them.
"Kannell Stop pulling mobs!" Noodle screams as he gets bit in the Leg.
He screams in pain and attacks the alligator while Zephyr was attacking the Alligators that were Chasing Kannell.
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"Heal me!" Noodle shouts to Greena. Greena then casts [Shadow Heal] on him and He screams in agony.
"Gahhhh! What the hell was that!" He screams as he attacks another Alligator by his feet.
When he screamed, Greena giggled a little bit and moved closer to the water. She looks over at the puddle of water and noticed Alligators were in there. She starts Casting a basic shadow attack on the other adds and notices Noodle get bite in the leg again. She then Heals him again and He screams again in agony.
"Will you stop using that spell! It hurts like hell!" He screams in distress.
Next Kannell recasts her [Mana Shield] and charges Right on into the water and pulls out 10 more alligators at once.
"Oh, what the fuck Kannell!" He screams as he kills another Alligator. She then Charges toward him and casts [Disappear] which makes her vanish. This causes the Alligators to attack Noodle and this pisses him off even more.
"Kannell Stop Pulling!" He screams as he Activates [Boost Defenses] and prepares for some cuddles from these pretty creatures. He starts getting his ass over ran by them and Kannell starts to hover up in the Air and Rains down [Arcane Barrage] on them. She cuts 80% of their health down and Greena seeing that this small Mini pond is clear of danger sets foot in it. She then Casts [Shadow Heal] On noodle again and makes him sing some more and she starts to laugh and giggle.
She then fires up a mini [Shadow blast] Beam and lets it out at the Alligators Wiping them out. Upon doing that, Kannell then Recasts he [Mana Shield] and charges into the next mob of 15 Alligators.
"Kannell! Will you fucking Stop Sexually Identifying as a Tank and let me do my Job!" He said as she lures the Alligators back to him.
"Don't Tell me what to do asshole!" She screams as she starts Casting [Arcane Shockwave] Behind her.
Ryan then starts casting [Ball Lightning] and lets it Build up to its max and lets it loose right into the middle of the mob. He then Detonates it damaging them all for 40% of their health. This causes Ryan to pull the threat from her.
Kannell then Hovers in the Air and starts Raining down Missiles, wiping them out.
Ryan then lays against the wall in fear on how close that was.
"Kannell! I Agree with him! Stop fucking Sexually Identifying as a Tank and start Sexually Identifying as an Attack Helicopter!" He screams as he picks himself up.
She then Comes down to the ground and gets in Noodles face.
"You are a weak ass tank! You can't fucking out tank me! I have more health then you and I don't even have plate armor on Dumbass!" She Screams at him and poking him in the chest really hard.
"Who fucking Cares! Chill the fuck out before your humongous ego and Balls Kills us all!" Noodle screams at her.
"Oh, you didn't just say that!" Kannell said while balling her fists up.
She then Tackles him down on the Ground and then Slaps him in the face… then what they did next no one saw coming.
They started making out.
Ryan, Zephyr and Greena were shocked how fast this situation turned.
"How fucking Dare, you tell me I have balls!" She said pulling his hair and kissing his face.
"I fucking hate your Ego, and how you're Always fucking Right! The way you hold a stupid Grudge, and I hate these 20-pound Baby Tables of yours!" He said, while she licked his face and he squeezed her boobs.
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The 2 girls were sitting back and looking very amused. Ryan just frowns but takes this moment to Scan him with his phone.
Joseph "Noodle" Keyer Class: Warrior/Protector Level 27: Vitality:18 Strength:42 Intel:70 Agility:10 Spirit:19 Spell power 0 Precision:0 Armor Rating: 120 Mobility:80 Luck 34 Skill/Spell Improvement:
Health: 1440 Mana: N/A
While he did that the song "The Drug In Me Is You" from Falling in Reverse came on as he was analyzing his stats to take his eyes off the fact Kannell and him were getting it on.
"Guys can we hold this off till later?" Ryan Asked as he saw Kannell Reach her hand down his pants.
Obviously, the Liquid Courage they took earlier was working. This turned Zephyr on, and she Grabbed Ryan, and dragged him to the other side of cave and made out with him. Greena on the other hand walked out of the water and sat down and started meditating as she heard Moaning from Kannell and Noodle.
Everyone gave them 30 minutes to have Drunk Angry-Makeup Sex. Zephyr wanted to copy what they were doing but Ryan really wasn't really ready yet. He sat against the wall while Zephyr cuddled with him and he slowly ran his hand through her hair and ran it up and down her Soft pale skin.
Ryan was Happy he wasn't the only guy in the party anymore, but at the same time a little Jealous of them. He Still wishes Zephyr didn't have a tail. Her human form is sexy, but he tail is just ugly to him. He pets her head and scratches her Cat ears which makes her purr a little bit.
On the other side of the cave Kannell's screaming and moaning was getting louder, and it sounded as if she was about too…..
Suddenly there was a deafening Explosion that shook the cave. Ryan, and Zephyr get up and run over to make sure they were okay. But all they find is Kannell on top of him enjoying her orgasm and smoke coming out of her hand signaling she fired off a Spell upon reaching Climax. Then they look over to the left of them and sees a hole in the wall that was massive. She blew open a 4-foot-thick Stone wall that was covering up a door that lead into a hidden passage.
"Did I do good Peanut butter?" He asked her in a flirty tone while pulling his pants up.
Greena and Zephyr giggle at the fact his nickname for her is Peanut butter
"Mission Complete, return to base" She said in a euphoric state while giving him a thumbs up,
He then kiss's her on the cheek and gets up.
"Do you know how much stress I had built up over these years? That was so amazing!" She said while fixing her dress and conjuring a brush. She then goes over to the water and looks at her reflection and fixes her hair.
"Ya I know. Look at what I made you do. He giggles while pointing at the wall next to him.
They all get up and walk over to the wall and can see the cracked rock. Feeling a little bit curious she casts [Arcane Shockwave] on the wall again brings the rest of the fractured wall down. Behind it was a door that was titled "Section G"
"Section G? Hey, look we found Section G!" Kannell said in excitement.
"Section G? I thought Section G was just a myth?" Noodle said seeming confused.
"Oh, Section G is VERY real. Just look at it" Kannell said while looking at the wall.
"I've been through this place quite a few times, I never thought we would find this" Noodle said while Feeling the door with his hand.
"Like I said dude, look right in front of you, it's a very real place that had to be hit hard in order to discover it" She said with a giggle.
"You don't Mind If I take full Credit for Finding Section G, Kannell?" Noodle asks in a teasing tone.
"Sure, go ahead and take Full Credit for Finding "Section G" But remember if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have found it" She said Sarcastically.
They then throw open the door and look inside.
"Wow Section G hasn't been touched yet!" Noodle said in an excited tone.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Zephyr randomly shouts.
Everyone ignores Zephyrs Socially Awkward outburst and they enter into this new portion of the dungeon.
As they go inside the Room, they lose the blueish natural light coming from the water above them.
They then have to Rely on the Lantern Kannell made for them. As they walk into the room, they see some treasure chests. Kannell throws a Rock at all the chests in front of them before they go near them.
"Why are you doing that?" Zephyr asks her seeming confused.
"There are Demonic beasts I heard of that take the form of chests to lure in Adventures. I'm just making sure we don't walk into a trap" Kannell Replies.
They all open up the chests, and score. Ryan finds a Chest full of solid Gold Bars, Zephyr finds a Chest with a huge black and Blue Staff with a Blue gemstone in the middle of it, and Kannell Finds a Chest full of Enchanted Daggers. Noodle on the other hand opens his and Finds himself a Brand-new Shield. He takes his old Round shield and throws it as far as he could across the Room and Cheers. His Kite shield was Titanium Silver Colored and didn't have any dents or Scratches on it. It was lighter than his old one, and something about it made him question the material.
"Holy Crap! This is a Wyonuim Shield! I struck the motherlode! He screamed in joy.
Kannell smiles at him and Fires a spell of hers at the shield. It reflects the Spell off of it and the Silver glows super dark Green before returning to normal.
"Dude, your are Right that shit is made of Wyonuim!" Kannell said in disbelief.
"Kannell, can I get those daggers? I'll give you this staff" Zephyr said with a smile.
Kannell then slides the daggers across the floor to her as Zephyr throws her the staff.
Kannell then casts a spell on the Staff and it disappears.
"What did you just do?" Ryan asked while pulling these heavy bars out of the chest.
"I Put it in Void Storage. I don't like Carrying around my weapons if I don't need them in hand" She told him.
"Can you Teleport these for me?" Ryan asked her.
"Sure" She said. She then Teleports this heavy chest to the house and then they all continue walking forward.
"If I remember right, Wyonuim is a Rare material, right?" Ryan askes them.
"Yes, its Very hard to melt down and form. But if done right its almost indestructible. The material is highly reflective of spells, and at the same time it has self-repairing Properties" Kannell explained as they walk deep into the Corridor. Suddenly they see Skeletons with Axes and Cutlasses.
"Kannell, your going to Behave yourself this time, around right?" Ryan asks her.
"Nope!" She said while poking his nose. She then casts [Mana Shield] and Runs into the pile.
"Damn it Kannell!" Noodle screams as he chases after her.
"Ugg here we go again!" Ryan said while shaking his head at Zephyr. He then takes his phone and puts on the song "Crazy Bitch" By Buckcherry. He activates the song's 30 minute +15% Agility boost buff and goes running into battle. She runs into a mob of 50 Skeletons and lures them back to Noodle.
"Your pulling too big of a mob!" Noodle said as he punches a skull off on of the skeletons.
"Go big or go home! This is how we do it in the Navy son! I'll give you your balls back after we are done!" She shouts while still appearing drunk. She then hovers up into the air and starts Raining down [Arcane Barrage] She obliterates all 50 of them and then Runs ahead. She then summons forth her new staff in her hand and casts [Arcane Missiles] out in front of her at 20 more undead. They start running to her and she starts casting [Arcane Shockwave] and damages them some more.
Zephyr puts her daggers in her bag, and pulls out a set of battle axes, and charges head on into the fight. Ryan casts [Ball Lightning] at the mobs She didn't kill and Detonates the spell behind the mobs to avoid hurting Zephyr who was jumping all over the place and benefiting from the Agility boost this song Provides.
Noodle then heads out in front of Kannell and tries to stay by her side. She then had a random asshole moment and decided to [Air blast] Noodle into the mob of 15 undead Skeletons that were left.
He gets blasted 50 feet forward into a wall and she just sends him a Demented smile.
"I'm not Carrying your Ass!" She screams. Suddenly the Skeletons with their axes start attacking him while he was on the ground. He grabs his sword and starts attacking them back while Ryan and Zephyr were on the way to save him. Zephyr runs into the mob while Ryan starts casting another [Ball lighting] spell at the group. His spell leaves his hand and races past Zephyr and damages the mob. Noodle on the other hand gets hit 4 times by them and starts to cry out for healing while he strikes back. Greena then casts [Shadow Heal] on him and makes him cry again.
"Ugg why does your healing spells hurt so bad! And why are you fucking laughing!" He screams at Greena. Enraged by this, he starts crushing the Skeletons by bashing their heads in with his shield.
"Noodle! Why are you using a Sword against them? You need a crushing weapon, not a cutting weapon! They don't take as much damage with swords or daggers!" Zephyr shouts in concern to him. She then Throws him her Battle axe by his feet. He drops his sword and starts Shattering theses things like glass. Ryan casts another spell and knocks out 6 of them while Zephyr destroys 2 from her end. Kannell makes some water and was sitting against the wall getting her mana back.
Noodle then takes 5 hits from the remaining one while he was distracted and wondering what the hell Kannell was doing. Zephyr then goes in and takes out the rest of them as he was focusing on full defense.
Greena then Heals him up again and he screams like a little girl.
"Please stop healing me with that! He screams at Greena. Greena puts her hand over her mouth and was laughing and enjoying this.
"She wouldn't have to keep healing you up if you had more Health! Its ashamed I have more health then you!" Kannell Screams at him.
"Hey chill out, I'm doing my own thing! Look I changed up my Style a little bit" He tells Kannell.
"Bitch Your Build is fucking Retarded!" Kannell screams at him.
"Stop Fucking Judging me! Its my life, I will build my stats the way I want to. I'm looking for a better way to play through this damn world." He tells her sounding annoyed.
"Don't you Raise you voice at me! You're a Dumbass!" She screamed while yanking Ryan's phone out of his hand.
She scans him and looks at the stats.
Dude! You have fucking 70 Intel! Why the fuck are dumping all your points into that!" She screamed at him in disbelief.
"Because, I have my own personal Beliefs for doing it Kannell" He replied back to her as they walk forward.
"Dude you're a Warrior! You don't use mana! Like how stupid you can be!" She screams at him some more.
"I have 40 points put into my Intel Stat. I use mana, but you use Hate as a Resources. Like what the hell is wrong with you?" Kannell tears into him some more.
"Look I always wanted to be a Crusader, but they won't let me become one. Bunnell has Strict Standards for her Crusaders that I don't meet. Yulee's Faction doesn't have stupid Restrictions on Minimum I.Q and coordination and all that shit. But She is not who I believe in dear. I'm just like you, I am a strict Bunnellian follower. But since she wont let me join her ranks I've been forced to become a Warrior, and I been Building intel Just in case when they need people they will allow me to come in, and I will have huge Mana bank on stand-by ready to heal my Allies and kick ass" He explained to her as they walk further down the hall way.
"That's fucking bullshit Joseph!" She said to him while scanning his sword.
"What the Actual fuck! Your sword has +4% Intel!" She shouted.
"So what?" Noodle snapped back
"That means that weapon is smarter than its User Sunshine!" She said with an insulting tone.
"No, it doesn't! I'm pretty smart Kannell. My Stats Reflect this too!" He tells her.
"No. Just No!" She said while putting her hand over her face.
"Just because you build Intel doesn't also mean your Smart. See I dated you for a while before I Married somone else. But it seems like the higher you build your Intel, the lower your Wisdom gets honey!" She said in a Mean way.
Zephyr and Ryan start to giggle and laugh at these two. It was really amusing.
But Ryan was thinking of something else.
"Great, So I have a Clingy Rogue, an emotionally broken mage that Sexually Identifies as a Tank, a Sadistic healer, and a Warrior that builds Intel; A completely useless stat. Yep… We are going to Take over the God damn world we are" He thinks to himself Sarcastically.
Suddenly above them was a Warning message written in Yellow and Red paint that was meant to Grab your attention.
"To Whoever is reading this, you must have found the entrance to this tomb. Deep Further down the hallway is a Creature so dark and scary we all decided to lock It in here and never allow to escape into the main world. This creature was made by Yulee herself, and is Chaos in its Purest form. I beg you if you are Reading this TURN BACK NOW AND SEAL THIS CHAMBER! DO NOT LET THIS CREATURE ESCAPE INTO THE MAIN WORLD!
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