《Terms and Conditions》On Mustela
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IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MUSTELA AND A HUMAN.
Most Mustela are taller than an Odriew. They evolve from an animal similar to an ape, but with a larger brain, sturdier build, and a keen sense of fashion. Most Mustela have black pupils and smooth but thick skin, with very little hair (most of which have fallen off from millennials of evolution).
In the case of Exflibberaguil, (the only Mustela close enough for Sodriew [the plural of Odriew, or ‘human’ in English]) the only hair visible would be on his head, which has grown long from the years he had repeated over and over in his spaceship by going back in time.
In the eyes of an Odriew, Exflibberaguil would be strangely tall and sharp-looking—that is, have many sharp angles in his face and limbs in an undeniably geometrically pleasing sense—but is certainly no older than fourteen. And they would be quite right.
But Sodriew can easily be deflected from their original thoughts, which really makes them quite useless. That is to say, it is quite easy to convince an Odriew that Exflibberaguil, was, in fact, much older than fourteen and has just hit puberty late. In fact, most Sodriew can also easily identify Exflibberaguil being an extraterrestrial, but would quickly dismiss it for the thought itself is to large for Odriew brains to process.
This peculiar occurrence has been observed by Mustela for many years, as the same thought process occurs to all living species very early in the evolution process, early being relative, of course.
The brain of an Odriew, or, specifically, another extraterrestrial species very similar to an Odriew, is hailed as one of the most important things in the Mustela world. The brain has become an astonishingly good example of an early computer, and was the inspiration for the first one on Mustela. From then, computers started to become more complicated, though never surpassing Mustela brains, until very recently (that is, only a few millennials ago, time being relative.)
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There is also the dolphin in which the Mustela have always looked up to. The dolphin, the most intelligent creature on Driew, had a brain that surpassed that of the Mustela, and also surpassed a computer’s brain in some areas, including strategy games and color theory. However this statement can never be testified for computers refused to turn on every time one was dropped in a water-filled dolphin tank.
Also, some Mustela are purple with fleshy tentacles, fifty eyes, and like to enjoy treats with Red 42 dye. But that’s not important because they’re all dead.
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