《The Legend Of The Insanely Overpowered Mage》Chapter 26: Home sweet home
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The scenery was a blur as it flew past a pack of gargoyles. On a closer inspection, there was a boy with a book on one of them, while a troll was on another gargoyle close to him. The troll was asleep, indicated by the lack of movement as it laid on the gargoyle with one hand on its chest while the other hanging from the side. Two bumps on the troll's chest and it revealed to be a female of its kind.
Normally, a flying creature has to maintain its body symmetry to fly properly. The only exception in the world seemed to be the gargoyle that carried the troll. It held no discontent or even any signs of difficulties in terms of maintaining a proper flight, even though the troll's hand was enough to unbalance it entirely. It had to be said that it wasn't impossible to fly without symmetry, but it was just very difficult. Right now though, the gargoyle didn't seem any different from any of its pack other than its slightly caved in back which signified it held the troll for too long. Still, its features remained the same: emotionless, blank and boring.
The boy, however, was awake. At first glance, he seemed to be reading the book on hand. But if one looked closely enough, his lips were moving. He was, in fact, talking to his book. Such lunacy would be unpreferable if the world didn't have magic and sorcery in its disposal. Luckily for the boy though, the world he was borned in was full of such reality defying properties, thus logically explaining his current actions.
"How come you never told me alchemy is a mix of magic and herbology?" Tenur eyed Denka suspiciously. They had been flying for about half an hour now and most of the time, Denka had made factual jokes that didn't actually sound like jokes, thus the sceptism.
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"Well~ For one, you didn't ask, so I thought you were uninterested and shit," his reply was casual, almost like dissing. He was comfortable with just sucking on Tenur's mana before, but ever since Tenur's sudden mana deficiency occured, he had been storing half of what he normally would use to prepare for the worst case scenario.
"You could've just taught me anyway, since you've promised to teach me already," Tenur's tone was venomous.
"Oh? I just promised to teach you how to use your mana and magic, that's all. Never did promise to teach you 'bout mah hobby."
"..." Tenur just remained silent on the journey, mostly because he couldn't be bothered to argue with a douche.
About forty minutes later, a settlement could be seen and Tenur's penis began going cuckoo, meaning they were nearing the marks. Immediately, Tenur shouted the command to land there, but thought better when the gargoyles began diving, no longer keeping him steady in the sky. he screamed, Laura screamed and Denka, too, screamed. It was a sight to behold, since Tenur suddenly began fapping in hopes of being able to charge up enough mana for powering 'Penis Rocket', if even for a second only.
The sky was illuminated as the trio fell, the illumination centering around Tenur's penis. From afar, it looked like a meteor crashing down, only to have its remains bounce back up and towards the village. At the sight of the sudden light, the villagers had already gathered outside, children exclaiming oohs and ahhs while the adults panicked for shelter. As the remains of what looked like a meteorite to the villagers bounced at the gathering, the villagers who were going to be crushed gave way, allowing the remains to crash into the ground without harming anyone.
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The 'meteorite' broke into three parts when it hit the ground, revealing a human boy, a female troll and a book that looked like a grimoire. Groans erupted from all three individuals, and that's when everyone saw the boy's manhood.
"Fuck," It seemed Tenur realised the trouble he was in, and what kind of impression the villagers were already having of him and Laura.
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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.
8 305Collect The World
(From the creator of Desire, Zombie Slayer!!, and Towers of Heaven) In this world, the System bestows an innate gift to those who turn 18 years old.. So it was no wonder Keith was overjoyed when his innate gift manifested as a Grimoire that grows stronger the more items he collects. After all, he's somewhat of a hoarder. But as Keith learns more about his Grimoire and its unlimited potential, forces in the world begin to move. Swept up in events outside his control, Keith will need to confront hidden truths about the nature of his world, his family, and his destiny.
8 165One man army in a marvel universe
Braden Willian Parker, is Spiderman older brother. He is not from any know marvel universe. In fact he just died a little, then was born as Peter Parker seven years older brother. Crashing any hope of being spiderman himself, sure he could try an steal his little bro super heros chance, but he had a sneaking suspicion that the universe would some how not allow that too happen. Now being a casual reader and watcher of anything marvel related. He knows that it just a matter of when not if, that thing gets absolutely bat sheet crazy. So he figure he better find a good plan in getting power or something to protect not just him, but also his family. Cause he remember that the marvel world has a sadistic glee in destroying Peter loved one, making either Peter pay in pain or those around him.
8 184Scattered Fragments
The people of the Riana federation have been trapped under a barrier that limits their magical abilities and threatens their existence unless they abide by imposed faith known as "harmony". But scriptures speak of a way to bring down the barrier when a mage who can master seven spirit gems appears. Heron has set a goal to be that mage. So, with his adventuring partners May and Icarus, they set off to explore the lands of the Riana federation. In their journey, they'll discover that the state of the union is all but harmonious with political conflicts between its member states, rebellious cults, and prophets inciting chaos. Will they manage to gather spirit gems? Why has no one so far managed to collect them? And how reliable are the scriptures that speak of salvation?Join in on the epic journey as our protagonists explore the mysteries of Riana federation and witness an adventuring party's heroic efforts to push themselves beyond their limits.
8 183Clusterfuck
Mia is a bounty hunter—ok, fine, that's a lie. Mia wants to be a bounty hunter, which didn't quite work out in the past few years, but now she finally received her first proper job. Her mark is a fugitive drug dealer called Lara Milbourne, and she has three days to find her. Easy. ---------------------- This book is written by two queer women, for queer women and anyone else that may take enjoyment in it. New chapters will be added every Monday. (Yes, we're giving you a reason to dislike Mondays a little bit less) Do you want more now? We are 7 chapters ahead on Neovel. Just Google "Clusterfuck Neovel" to find it!
8 200lightning - jonah marais
"storms used to scare me, but from now on all i'll be able to think of is you. they're never gonna scare me again."*COMPLETED 12/2/19*
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