《Guardians of Midgard: The Legend Begins》Eddie Ferguson: Thanksgiving At Grandmas (Special Non-canon One-Shot Story)
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Yo . . . my name is Eddie Ferguson! I am a Mana Cultivator of the Soul Realm and professional monster-slayer! Today is a special edition of Guardians of Midgard! We are here in my grandma's place. Today is Thanksgiving day. You know . . . when a bunch of pilgrims and Indians get together for a feast. Something like that hehehe,” Eddie with his free hand scratched his itchy behind.
“Eddie-boy! Stop filming.! Go wash your hands before you eat!” Cassandra said as she walked out view.
She was in her usual crimson attire with a white kitchen apron over it. Her beautiful long red hair swayed back and forth in the wind.
“Ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to introduce to you my mom. She is Cassandra. Born and came from the Cormack Clan. One of the highborn noble clans of Vanhold. She became Mrs. Ferguson when she wed my dad. That's not all! She has the female lead role of Guardians of Midgard. Isn't that super cool? I know it is a very uncommon line up of main characters.
“It's rare you see parent and child in the lead gender roles. Who cares if the male and female main characters must be same generation. People will soon understand how much impact she will have impact she will have on my life and story. After all she's a legendary Mana Cultivator, queen of the fairies, and she single handed destroyed her first husband's empire. And she is the latest Peerless Empress on the Imperial Destiny Edge list.
“The downfall of all this that she has too many guys and suitors drooling all over her like mad dogs despite my mom has a forehead wide as a watermelon and her chest are bellow average woman standards. It's very annoying and I disapprove of it. I can't wait till I find my missing dad—”
“That's enough! Give me that phone,” a furious and embarrassed Cassandra increased her pace across the garden to the fairy shrine.
“Ahhh . . . wait . . . Mom.” Eddie took several steps back and was about to flee for his life in fear of being ground for the rest of his life.
“Hey! Cassie! Come help me with ushering the quests for the copyright universes!” Said Diane.
“I'm coming! This is not over.”
Eddie let out his breath, “Guys that's was a close one! Otherwise stream time would ended on a terrible note. Lets go meet the fellows.”
Eddie went into the stable were his mother's and his colt named Blaze were. Eddie then focus the camera on the horses.
“These two horses belong to me and my mom. The black little fella is Blaze. Believe it or not, he is a Fire Elemental Mustang that I during my adventuring in the Dragon King trial in Valhalla. Super cool . . . isn't.”
Eddie continuing touring around the preserves. He has introduced the dryads and the fairies. He also met Walter and Rosa and introduced them to his streaming channel, which is being currently broadcast on Twitch TV. Then he entered the manor where a lot of actives are being take place in preparations of Thanksgiving meal. Although, the males are mostly chilling out either watching TV or surfing the PC in the living room.
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“Hehehe! Stretch! Stretch! Squat! Squat!” Said the old geezer on an exercise mat in sweats. The scene looked like an atrocity in Eddie's eyes as he watched the man mimic the women being trained by Chuck Noris.
Eddie sweat dropped and did not knew how to proceed how he should explain to whoever is streaming online from all over the world.
“Guys! This is Woden the Wanderer. The Great Wizard. It may not look like it, but this old geezer is indeed the legendary Odin All-father.”
“Yo! Old man! What are you doing!”
“Young man. My old bones are stiff being in a petrified state for a very long period of time. A good morning exercise shall relief that.”
“Hahaha! You are just like Master Roshi!”
Woden knitted his brows, “I do not know any Roshi.”
“What!” Eddie was flabbergasted, “How can you not know about Dragon Ball Z. Never mind! Just enjoy your exercise.”
Before Woden could respond, Eddie was all the way on the other side the living room, approaching the sofa and flat LCD Samsung television.
“Let's see who we have here. Oh it's Grandpa and Piggy watching the NFL thanksgiving games. For those of you that don't know my grandpa, he is the current Headmaster of the Guardians of Midgard guildhall and the caretaker of this preserve. And you see beneath his feet is Piggy. Piggy is a talking pig that I met in the Jaded Forest. And who is this . . .”
The moment his eye landed on the animated, cartoonist individual.
“Wooo hooooo! Touchdown Cowboys!”
“Homer Simpson! It's really him. Guys take a look,” Eddie cried out in joy.
“Hey kiddo—will you tune it down a bit! We are trying to watch the game,” Homer said. Then his cell phone rang. “Hey Marge! Did you got the tickets to the New England Patriots game? What! What did you say! Why them! The Denver Broncos sucks!”
“He's been saying that ever since he brought the team way back when John Elway was still QB. Don't tell him I said that,” Grandpa Stan muttered in winked at him.
“You get back here! Stop it at once!”
Said a teenage Japanese female with a Katana strapped to her back, running down the manor's staircase that led to the upper floors. Naturally, Eddie knew who this was.
“Hey it's Ayame nee-chan. She is one of the youngest members of Guardians of Midgard. She is a 'Modern Era' Samurai from the Akatsuki Clan from Kyoto Japan.”
“It's 'Big Sis' to you! Quickly! Help detained this little rascal!”
Eddie barely had enough time and evaded the shadowy figured that try pounce on him. He got a good look at the creature. It appeared to be a goblin of some sort. Not just any goblin, but a mutated halfling that he knew all too well.
“It's Gollum! Gollum from Lord of The Rings is in the house!”
“Where is it! Where is it! My precious! Where are you!”
“Ahhhhh!” The Tv set was demolished and Gollum pounced on Woden the Wander.
“Will someone dispose of that fiend!” Grandpa Stan said furiously as his new television was destroyed.
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Eddie chased Gollum outside into the courtyard. The sky suddenly became dark. Thunderous roars shook the entire preserve as threw giant winged creatures came souring down from the heavens, threatening to devour everything in sight. It was three dragons that came into came into view. One of them happen to snatch Gollum, within its mouth, but did not inflict harm on in.
Eddie's eyes landed on a woman dressed in white. Her long hair was white. More on the platinum side. There was another person riding one of the three dragon, but Eddie could not have a clear image from the angle he at.
“I do not know that person. Who is she?”
“Of course you wouldn't. Given fact of your age, you have yet to watch the Game of Thrones. That is Daenerys Targaryen; better known as Khaleesi from House Targaryen. She is the sole survivor of her kin. Like you, she has a special status among dragons. It is said that no one other than House Targaryens could raise and command dragons. Being said the last Targaryen, people call her the Mother of Dragons,” Ayame said.
“Mother of Dragons? Heh! I'm the King of Dragons. Believe it!”
“Your not a full-fledged king yet. You haven't completed the Trial of Mutiny to win the acknowledgment of all dragons.”
Eddie sighed. By the time he gathered his thoughts, everyone had gathered in the courtyard. There was even the halfling Draco and the three dwarfs. Eddie's eyes lit up as he saw some one from the Naruto universe.
“It's the Shark-Face bastard! Is Ramen Ninja Boy here too?” Eddie exclaimed with excitement.
“You mean Mr. Uzumaki? He will not be joining us today. He's too busy getting drunk in his office and neglecting his own family. A waste of seven years of my life reading that manga.”
“He has a family?”
“He married Hyuuga Hinata.”
“What! I don't believe it!”
“You can google it on wiki if you do not believe me!”
“Why that girl? She's too weird and creepy!”
Ayame could not help, but laugh.
“Hey! You are still streaming live. Do not offend fans from the Naruverse because they worship Hinata like a goddess,” she patted Eddie on the shoulder.
The three dragons mad landfall. These were the three out of the for dragon's Khaleesi raised from birth. She stood off the dragon and Grandma and Grandpa welcomed her on the preserve. Next to her was a man the Eddie knew all too well. The man had such fine silver long hair.
“Geralt?” His mother said solemnly.
“It's really him! Geralt of Rivia! Ladies and gentlemen! Are witnessing this? This is The Witcher. A true professional monster-slayer! Believe it! But it seems like Mom and him know each other.”
“Your Majesty. You look very lovely as usual! When was our last meeting? You were a young teenage lass. Now you sure grown up and becoming mother.”
“Hey Billboards! Who is this handsome man,” said a blushing Diana.
Diane was a princess of the Southersun Kingdom and another Guardians of Midgard member. She and Cassandra go way back of as childhood friends. They were rivals and competing for Lancelot of Rivvera's heart. That was until that unforgettable tragedy. The Cormack Clan massacre.
“Someone that will steal your thirty plus year virginity in a heartbeat if you are not careful,” Cassandra said it disdainfully.”
Diane complexion became pale. She never said another word in front of them. Didn't have the courage to speak her mind. Geralt smiled and chuckled.
“I'm looking for Alphonse. Is he available?” Cassandra sorrowfully shock her head and explain to him what had become of her missing husband. “Such a pity! He was gone for a decade? Too long. Mark my words, I will travel throughout the other copyright universes and search for him.”
“Thank you, Geralt,” she cupped her hands together and slightly bowed in respect.
At that time, a spectacular scene was taking place. The Dragon Heavenly Crown suddenly materialized onto Eddie's head. Khaalesi's three dragons reacted to it. Even Khaalesi was very frighten of the aspect of her children harming Eddie. However, all eyes were on Eddie's head. The Dragon Heavenly Crown.
“Absolutely marvelous. My son Baldur's Dragon Heavenly Crown hasn't been seen in eons has reappeared and soulbound to the boy. What an unprecedented achievement at such a young age,” Woden the Wanderer said. “If he survives the Trial of Mutiny. His future will truly be unfathomable.”
“Eddie-kun!”
“Eddie-boy!”
“Young master!”
Three voiced shouted in unison as Eddie approached the three dragons with anticipation. There was no fear in his eyes. Only excitement. He extended his palm and brushed the three dragons' nostrils. They crouched and wagged their serpent like tails like dogs.
“Nice! Very nice! You breed good dragons. Not as big as the ones I know.”
Seeing the golden, flame crown on Eddie's head, Khaalesi half knelt, “His Grace is too kind.”
Eddie got close to her. With the crown currently activated, his six senses have been sharpened. He his noise is more potent than a dog. He could hear people having conversation, more than a mile away from his location. He could smell the scent of fornication filled his nostril, giving him an unpleasant felling.
“You smell like men.”
Everyone became flabbergasted by Eddie's speech. Khaleesi became mortified that she fumbled the words in her.
“Now that's enough! Lets head in side. The food is getting cold,” Grandma said.
Everyone headed inside forgetting a wailing Gollum that was in chains. The three dragons seemed to watch over him. As they head to the dinning area, the potent aroma Thanksgiving refreshments filled their nostrils. Their tummies ached. They soon will come to a major disappointment because all the food on the table have been eaten by another famous character from another copyright universe
It was Goku from Dragon Ball Z.
“Hehehe opps. I got carried away,” he grinned and scratched the back of his head as if he was not at fault.
The dinning hall erupted into chaos. Eddie dropped his XS Iphone, which his broadcast signal on Twitch TV and pointed angrily at the Saiyan. If looks could kill. Then Goku would be dead on the spot.
“Ahhhhhhhhhh! Who the heck invited Monkey Boy!”
The End
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