《Hit The Road, Jack!》Hit the Road, Jack! : Hit Squirrel Wife!
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[- Shh shh.. calm down, calm down! - Jack sneaked into a dim-lit room and stood in front of a heavy door at one of the dead ends of his dungeons’ lower-layers labyrinth.]
*chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp! *
From the other side of the door, high-pitched chirping noises could be heard.
The source?
A certain half-dragon squirrel woman…
[- For Christ’s sake, calm down woman!]
*chirp chirp…*
The high-pitched noises then gained a dark undertone to them. Jacks’ first wife, Yolanda, was inside the door.
Jack didn’t treat her bad, after all. But he couldn’t be careless. How would he explain to Elicia if she was to discover that he had married a squirrel-woman… and even before marrying her?
It may be an NPC, but it was still reason for her to look deadly at his eyes and demand equal rights, wasn’t it?!
- Hon?! Are you here somewhere?!
[-Shit, shit, shit!]
Speaking of the devil, Elicia happened to be looking for her husband at that time.
Why was Jack there, you ask?
Oh, that would be because his “first wife” had been using the Premium Marriage Pack functionalities quite often recently, sending him erotic SPAM from time to time.
‘Damn mating season! Damn A.I.! Why can NPC wives use the Premium Marriage Pack functions in the first place?!’
[- Lower mind clearance! High Spirit Soothing! Calming Heart!]
As Jack casted spells, Elicia approached swiftly.
- Hon, is that you?!
[- Sleep!]
And, just as she was almost catching him underhanded, Jack finished his business.
[- Oh, hi babe! Didn’t see you there!]
- Didn’t see me? - Elicia furrowed her eyebrows a bit. - What is beyond that door? Isn’t it too small for you to fit inside?
[- This, eeerh… it’s, aan… an NPC!]
If Jack could sweat, he surely would be doing so!
- NPC? And one you had to put to sleep? Why?
Jacks’ forelegs trembled slightly.
[ - Well… it’s, just…]
Elicia sat on her own hind legs and stared at him.
- Say it.
“Shit…”
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