《Hit The Road, Jack!》Hit the Road, Jack!: Hit the Dragon King Lair Raid and Take Over!
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Marcus sat on his gaming chair with a smile still frozen in his mouth. Then, as soon as the red light went off, he sighed in relief.
- Ah man, I hate that shit…
His personality had never been easy-going in the first place, so putting up a front as a vlogger and gamer wasn’t easy for him.
However, he intended to do something big in the future. He wanted to buy an Another World server and ditch Squeam once and for all.
He had been an employee for a long time now, and even if the pay was good, he hadn’t been able to get out of his goblin addiction.
If something, it had become a little worst after he started forcing himself to write plots and strategies in order to gain audience.
As soon as he brought his Server and started his marketing campaign he would surely retire. It would be him, a damn green goblin avatar, a world built on the “Goblin Savagery” motto he created, and living with his Stock Market earnings from thereof.
Just a liiittle more.
He opened the private video chat option and connected to his other four companions. Ever since that first time they played together, he had cemented his position as leader. They were now the Four Kings Under the One Emperor.
- Let’s review the plan, shall we?
It was the last meeting before releasing the “Anti-Dragon-King Strategy Guide” to the Empires’ Army.
***
Everyone was frenetic. As soon as the servers came back up, the Goblin Empire lit up with innumerable characters spawning all around.
None of them took the easy route out. The thing about VR-Addiction was that, since the mind could release all the stress in the game and the body didn’t suffer any chemical intoxication, the players tended to develop an opposite personality when offline, while their personality in-game would be drug-related as expected.
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- HIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!! TAKE IIIT!
A magically-empowered Goblin-like Cry signaled the beginning of the raid. As for his voice, Marcus had evolved from a Goblin to a Goblin Leader, then Goblin Lord, Goblin King and, finally, Orc King.
He had purposefully postponed his Racial Evolution in order to create a loyal Sect around his Goblin Empire, but since there was no higher post in the Goblin Evolution Tree than Goblin King, he ended up as an Orc King.
And Orcs could speak - as for the High-Pitched cry, it was his own doing.
Soon, swarms of Goblins, Orcs, Half-Orcs, Ogres and Volcanic Vultures flew at max speed to the Dragon King Mountain.
The objective, one and only one - to find the Dungeon Core and offer it to the Orc King, whose name was Goblin Emperor !
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