I'm Riku Minaru, 50 years old, died in the tumor. I was going to rest in peace when an evil system caught my soul and bind it, and now I'm in a mission to help in every world or whatever and transmigrated.

And right now I'm in the world that looks like ancient China but not. I need to save every world or my soul will vanish in thin air and right now I'm in the body of a beggar name Xiu Liang and I'm being imprisoned by some bratty crown prince in his room for some creepy reason that makes my world crumble into dust.

Let's have a flashback.

"You will gonna be my attendant/ wife, and in the future when I am crowning as a King I will announce our relationship to everyone."

The f*ck we just met and now you plan to have me as your wife?!!!

What is this some cliche love at first sight! What bulls**t!!!

My eyes soon will pop out just by staring at him, my windpipe got stack by my saliva that choke me, and I got cold feet just listening to him.

Oh, God! Is he f*ck*ng insane! Didn't he see I'm a guy! I have the D*ck!

I don't know but my vision started to blur and after a few second everything went black.

Author:

While Xiu Liang passes out due to shock, disbelief, and maybe fear the crown prince carried him and put him to there bed.

"Xiu Liang your delicate, white, and soft skin makes me want to touch it, your pink and supple lips makes me want to kiss it till it bleeds. Ah. What a perfect delicacy in front of me, but don't worry I will not eat you YET."

The crown prince got up and proceed to his table to do some work.

End of flashback

In the hallway of the palace, Xiaofan is looking worried because of what she heard.

Why... Xiu Liang gege, what did you do to make the crown prince hate you.

I'm worried he will punish you severely or worst order your death.

God, what should I do to save him?

The poor little girl started to walk back and forth until...

"Aha! Right! I got a plan!" the little girl giggles with happiness.

She started to clean up again while giggling like an idiot.

Back to the crown prince room. Xiu Liang woke after passing out. He looks around and he still in the room of the evil bratty crown prince.

He sat up and saw the crown prince in his table doing some documents.

The crown prince felt he was looking and stop what he's doing. The crown prince set aside his work and walk to Xiu Liang direction which makes him alert.

"Don't you dare take any step further or else!..."

Xiu Liang got off the bed and started to step back while his eyes trying to look to the scape rout.

"What if I dare..~," the crown prince said with a teasing voice and trying to step forward at the same time.

Before Xiu Liang could respond he heard a little and cute voice inside of his head.

"Host! I'm back!"

The system said happily.

"System 888! F*ck you!

System 888 thinking:

The f*ck what did I do wrong!!

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